マジで!? MAJI DE!?: What should I do to become like Yusuke Iseya? 2 channel users discuss...

Saturday, May 18, 2013

What should I do to become like Yusuke Iseya? 2 channel users discuss...

1：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 13:51:55.67 0 ID:

長身イケメンで東京芸大現役合格で英語ペラペラで長澤まさみと付き合えるようになりたい…
おかしいだろ
Tall, handsome, graduate of Tokyo University of the Arts, good in English... and I want to date Masami Nagasawa...
Life is unfair...

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13：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 13:56:00.09 0 ID:: 神もたまには完璧な人間を作りたいだろ; Even God wants to create perfect human beings every once in a while
14：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 13:56:00.37 0 ID:: 最高レベルのイケメンと認定; He's acknowledged as a top-level ikemen

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18：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 13:56:59.00 0 ID:: でも本業の役者としては大根; But he's hamming it up in his main field of work as an actor
22：ハマサキ ◆eB3Vep6IIE 2013/03/24(日) 13:57:20.86 0 ID:: まずはあの英語塾にはいれよ
そのあと生まれ変われ; First, enroll in that English cram school. Then get reborn.; http://www.cocojuku.jp/images/index_mv004.jpg
26：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 13:57:58.40 0 ID:: 俺は高良健吾の方が羨ましい
高良だったら同郷のあの子と付き合えたかもしれない; I'm much more envious of Kora Kengo. If I was Kora, I probably would have been able to date that girl who lives in the same place as me.; http://laplatavalley.net/image/1928.jpg
31：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:00:02.76 0 ID:: あの人はマジで高杉晋作の生まれ変わりだから; That person is seriously the reincarnation of Shinsaku Takasugi

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32：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:00:29.19 0 ID:: 親が超絶モテ男だしうまれるべくしてうまれた感はある; His dad was also a mega heartthrob. It just seemed like he was destined to be born this way.
39： p2-user: 9000057259 p2-client-ip: 202.229.177.45 2013/03/24(日) 14:03:25.57 0 ID:: 男の嫉妬なんか気にしないだろ。
女にもてる全ての要素兼ね備えてる完璧超人だから。; He probably doesn't give a damn about the jealousy of other men.; He's the perfect superman who possesses all the traits loved by women.
42：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:04:36.17 0 ID:: 俺がモテないのは伊勢谷にモテ成分を取られてるせい; The reason why I'm so unpopular with the ladies is because Iseya hogged all of the heartthrob genes for himself
44：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:05:08.71 0 ID:: おにいちゃんは山本寛斎; Kansai Yamamoto is his older brother

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51：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:07:11.37 0 ID:: こんなやつが近くにいたら俺は劣等感で死んでたろう; If someone like him was around me, I probably would have died due to my inferiority complex
56：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:09:09.64 0 ID:: 伊勢谷って超絶イケメンってほどでもないし芸大も別に羨ましくない
藤木直人のほうが個人的にはかなわねえと思う気がするけど; Iseya isn't an out of this world ikemen as people claim him to be. And I'm not really envious of his University of the Arts degree. Personally, it's Naohito Fujiki whom I think I don't stand a chance against.

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59：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:10:05.48 0 ID:: 藤木直人はナルシスト過ぎてちょっと・・・; But Naohito Fujiki is too narcissistic...
60：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:10:25.17 0 ID:: こいう見るからに完璧超人な男は
同じ男として完全に負けてるから素直に畏敬の念を抱けるんだけど
問題は在日ファンクのハマケンみたいなチビデブ不細工とか
ああいう男としてレベル低いくせに若くて綺麗な女と結婚するタイプ
世の中の不条理を痛感するね; As a man, I can honestly admit defeat and be in awe of a perfect superman such as this guy as I know that I don't stand a chance against him.; The problem for me here is those little ugly fatsos like that Hama-Ken of Zainichi Funk who are able to catch such pretty women and marry them. The fact that this world can sometimes be really absurd really stinks.; http://cdn-ak.f.st-hatena.com/images/fotolife/a/agchang/20081225/20081225044705.jpg
65：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:12:12.09 0 ID:: 素人童貞みたいな顔した嵐のあいつみたいな奴が佐々木希と付き合えるのも許せないというか理解できない; I also can't forgive -- rather can't comprehend -- how the hell that amateur and virgin looking guy from Arashi gets to date Nozomi Sasaki.

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66：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:12:16.39 0 ID:: 親はテーラード職人で腹違いの兄が山本寛斎
おにいちゃんに影響受けて服飾デザイナー志望だったらしいな; His dad was a tailor, and Kansai Yamamoto is his brother from a different mother.; I heard that he wanted to be a clothes and accessories designer after being influenced by his brother.
73： FL1-110-233-168-72.tky.mesh.ad.jp 2013/03/24(日) 14:15:18.48 0 ID:: 長澤まさみはもうオワコンだから。
ドラゴン桜がピーク; Masami Nagasawa is so last decade. Dragon Zakura was her peak.; http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/5926/img1478335372748860.jpg
76：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:16:37.61 0 ID:: 菅野と結婚したニヤニヤしてる奴も早稲田の文学部だな
中退したらしいけど; Even that smirky dude who got to marry Miho Kanno came from Waseda University's department of literature.; I heard though that he dropped out.; http://www.crank-in.net/img/db/1002202_300.jpg
79：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:17:06.15 0 ID:: 櫻井翔のほうがどう考えてもチートだろ
父親が総務省の局長でマスコミが絶対頭があがらんポジションという; No matter how you think about it, Sho Sakurai has the most unfair advantage.; His dad is the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications so he's in a position where even the Media can't lay a finger on him.; http://blog-imgs-45-origin.fc2.com/g/e/i/geinounewstokudane/2011010921105088b.jpg
93：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:19:01.67 0 ID:: 向井理も明治大の高学歴で高身長; Osamu Mukai also hails from Meiji University, and is pretty tall

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102：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:20:55.69 0 ID:: 錦戸は中卒なのにガッキーと突き合っている; Nishikido only graduated junior high and gets to bang Gakky; http://xn--zck9awe6d820v2yc14prk6ab4v5eih1eg04c.jp/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_793179_8291506_0.jpg

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107：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:21:39.08 0 ID:: スペックは伊勢谷がいいけど顔面は田中圭がいい
あの顔で女遊びしまくりたい; Iseya has all the good specs, but I prefer Kei Tanaka's face. I want to play around with women all day with a face like that.; http://www.tristone.co.jp/profile/img/photo/b/kei.jpg
130：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:31:09.74 0 ID:: 最近こういういいとこのお坊ちゃん俳優多くねえか？
松田優作みたいな飢えてる奴がいないかんじ; Don't you think that there are a lot of actors these days who come from pretty rich families?; I don't think there are those like Yusaku Matsuda who are hungry for success.
140：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:33:56.09 T ID:: 倉科カナの爆乳揉みまくった濱口優もうらやましい; I'm envious of Masaru Hamaguchi who got to fondle Kana Kurashina's boobs all he wanted

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141：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:34:06.08 0 ID:: 遺伝子レベルで完全に敗北してる; Judging from genes alone, I'm just no match for him.
143：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:35:07.30 0 ID:: 遺伝子バラまける勝ち組の男っていいな; I'm jealous of those "winners in life" guys who get to spread around their genes
154：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:39:57.89 0 ID:: 長身イケメンで細身でオシャレで自分で会社立ち上げて役者も両立させてて人気もあるのに
ブランドで着飾るような見栄が無くて終始ラフなスタイルでtwitterでは誰とでも気さくに話して
マジで欠点が何も無い; Tall, handsome, lean, fashionable, established his own company and is doing it along with his acting duties, doesn't seem to wear a lot of branded stuff and just keeps it rough and simple, and also talks nonchalantly with anyone on twitter.; This guy seriously has no faults.
156：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:41:14.40 0 ID:: 深海魚の知識だけは俺が勝ってるはずだ
このジャンルで勝てても意味ないか・・・; Hah, I think I can beat him when it comes to knowledge in deep sea fish.; Though there's really no point in beating him there...
165：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:51:06.71 0 ID:: 男からも好かれるタイプか・・・; So he's the type who's even liked by men...
169：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 14:56:49.23 0 ID:: 美人の女優とかアイドルって必ずイケメンと付き合うよな
俺らが共感できるようなブサイクチビハゲみたいなやつと付き合うとか結婚とか聞いたことがないわ
その時点で終わりだわ; All those pretty actresses or idols really date ikemens huh. I've never heard of one who got to date or marry small, ugly baldies like us. Well, that actress would probably be done for if that was the case.
177：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 15:03:27.20 0 ID:: いや美人はイケメンと結婚してくれないと俺らが困るだろ
だって美少女がそこから生まれるんだから; Think about it. We'll be the ones who'll get into trouble if the good-looking girls don't marry good-looking guys. Because that's how all the pretty young girls are born.
178：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 15:04:32.36 0 ID:: 不細工って遺伝子がよくないんだろうな; I guess ugly genes are a no-no, huh
180：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 15:07:08.97 0 ID:: 俺も優秀な遺伝子をもって生まれたかった; I wish I was born with superior genes
190：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 15:18:02.74 0 ID:: 伊勢谷はモデルの頃カッコ良かったけど
俳優としては、薄っぺらい顔立ちが微妙な感じする; Iseya was cool when he was a model, but he lacks some good facial features as an actor

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202：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 15:42:54.39 0 ID:: 不細工で貧乏だと可能性が閉ざされるな; All possibilities will be closed once you're born ugly into a poor family
207：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 15:46:05.46 0 ID:: 俺は全ての面で真逆なんだが・・・; I'm his complete opposite in all aspects...
212：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 15:48:53.83 0 ID:: 在日で胡散臭いけどいいの？; You guys sure you're fine with a shady, naturalized Korean such as this guy?
217：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 16:15:40.69 O ID:: 昔はアラタとごっちゃになってた; I used to confuse him with Arata

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220： NQQ1hJc 2013/03/24(日) 16:51:26.32 O ID:: 長澤まさみ可愛いから映画観に行こうっと。; Masami Nagasawa is cute so I'll watch her movie

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221：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 16:53:44.11 0 ID:: 長澤まさみいいなぁ; Masami Nagasawa, I'm so envious
222：名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/24(日) 16:54:16.95 0 ID:: 飽きたらでいいから俺に回してくんないかな; I hope he hands her over to me when he grows tired of her