マジで!? MAJI DE!?: Shoko Nakagawa pokes fun at how short her legs are

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Shoko Nakagawa pokes fun at how short her legs are

1：禿の月φ ★ 2013/07/02(火) 17:08:08.13 ID:???P

July 2 entry: "My body just grew longer again!"
Shoko Nakagawa said that she now stands 2 cm taller at 157 cm and uploaded a photoshopped picture of herself with an extremely long torso.

Source: http://www.rbbtoday.com/article/2013/07/02/109679.html

http://www.rbbtoday.com/imgs/zoom/312362.jpg

http://www.rbbtoday.com/imgs/zoom/312363.jpg

Shoko Nakagawa Official Blog
◇http://ameblo.jp/nakagawa-shoko/entry-11564935352.html

5：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 17:09:47.89 ID:jyf2vykK0

さすがにコラだろ

That's photoshopped

7：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 17:11:44.65 ID:TsjoyMOC0

壇蜜の方が短いよな

Mitsu Dan has shorter legs

http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ebf12ca4195a75053c0948baf0040cc/tumblr_mfztahcPE11qz9c60o1_500.jpg

10：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 17:15:47.42 ID:R9uBWwNsO: >>7

壇密の方はなんかスタイル悪いよな
Mitsu Dan seemingly has a worse body than her

9：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 17:15:33.82 ID:CkTYMcKx0

今度は頭が伸びたんじゃねぇかな・・・

I think her head grew this time...

13：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 17:19:50.83 ID:9xvZOJuk0

しょこたん顔可愛いし、身体もエ□いし、オタ趣味にも理解あるし、

短足なんて気にしないから結婚してくれぇぇぇ

Shokotan's cute, has a hot body, and she even understands otaku hobbies. I don't mind that she's short-legged, please marry me!

http://blog-imgs-48.fc2.com/t/o/k/tokyotsushin/h7xbP.jpeg

17：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 17:23:42.60 ID:8v9w/59t0

平子理沙は、ネタに出来ないレベル

自虐ネタに出来るなら大丈夫ｗ

Risa Hirako's legs on the other hand can't even be joked about.
If Shokotan can poke fun at herself, then it's alright.

http://up.gc-img.net/post_img/2012/12/MVOVZnLsuk6BEwI_wC2ha_79.jpeg

20：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 17:26:04.98 ID://5zEAAK0

樫木裕実みたいに、ダボダボのズボンをはけば良い

She should just wear baggy pants like Hiromi Kashiki

http://www.amazon.co.jp/exec/obidos/ASIN/4594608388/xx800-22/ref=nosim/

22：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 17:27:18.12 ID:ngHWijUbO

短足可愛いじゃん。

But short legs are cute

23：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 17:28:52.51 ID:8oSpvE5c0

自分でネタにしてるからいいよな

なかなかできないことだよ

It's fine if she can make fun of it.
That's something that's not easy to do.

25：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 17:31:11.71 ID:glU7BXoV0

平子理沙は短足をあの手この手で隠してて逆にすごい

高すぎるヒールはいたりカバンで股下隠したり

Risa Hirako on the other hand is amazing for trying to hide her short legs using various methods.
She'd wear super high heels, or put her bag by her crotch area to hide it.

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/michaelsan/imgs/8/5/85e5eb80.jpg

26：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 17:34:05.79 ID:mK1j9sLUO

まぁ彼氏なった人は楽しいと思うよ。いろいろ大変だろうけど

Her boyfriend would probably have fun with her. But I bet that guy will have a hard time.

27：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 17:37:14.44 ID:FGjmiLVL0

猫と母ちゃん引き取れる心の広い男性しか無理だろうな。

Only a man who has the heart to take in a cat and a mother all at once can be her boyfriend.

http://gold.ap.teacup.com/mottoe/img/1155953285.jpg

28：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 17:39:55.06 ID:6VRVROSq0

料理と家事が出来ないのなら、お手伝い付きの旦那を探すしかないわなｗ

If the man can't cook or do chores then he won't do unless he comes with a maid LOL

34：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 18:05:37.64 ID:N481KrnL0!

ぬこも胴が長いから、きっとぬこの呪いだな

Cats also have long bodies. It must be the curse of the cat.

35：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 18:08:18.03 ID:aDNBT31T0

てか、女の短足はかわいいだろ男は醜い俺なんか股下70で座高100あるわ!

But girls who have short legs are cuter. But that's horrible for men.
In my case, my legs are only 70 cm but my height when I sit down is at 100 cm!

37：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 18:11:38.61 ID:nyiR9m2X0

しょこたんそく可愛い

Shokotan's so damn cute

http://diarynote.jp/data/blogs/l/20091008/88004_200910081247422703_3.jpg

38：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 18:12:55.91 ID:ISyW1rCP0

猫だけならいいけどこのハゲは亀やら桂子から色々飼ってるからな

ハードル高いぜ

It would have been fine if she only had a cat, but she's also got a turtle, there's also Keiko... The hurdle's pretty high!

45：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 18:36:50.50 ID:Ir1BegY2I

150～160くらいの身長の子が好きだなぁ。

I like girls who are about 150~160 cm tall

49：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 19:23:40.48 ID:QlXHo8xr0

可愛い子の短足はあり

日テレの水トちゃんとかも

Cute girls who have short legs are fine.
Like NTV's Miura-chan.

http://i.imgur.com/KJX9TWb.jpg

56：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:24:38.93 ID:8armOXza0

このルッククスで完璧ボディーなら嫌味になる

ってか全然大丈夫だろ

If she had a perfect body on top of her looks, that'd just be unpleasant.
This is perfectly fine.

http://images.keizai.biz/shibukei/headline/1201000207_photo.jpg

64：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/03(水) 10:13:27.52 ID:XxaPmEEV0

短足、胴長、首が短いは典型的な日本人体型だから悩む必要はないぞ

似合う服探しは大変だろうけどｗ

Japanese people genetically have short legs, a long torso, and short necks so there's nothing to worry about.
It might be difficult to look for clothes that look good though.

68：名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/03(水) 14:43:36.15 ID:3JCYRgYo0