Shingo Katori and Yukie Nakama's battle of dark pasts

(Repost)

1： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:31:35.89 ID:BRaqsb5t

これは熾烈な争い
This is going to be a fierce battle
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2： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:32:29.90 ID:wtk6WnzH

香取に白歴史がない件

Err, does Katori even have a bright past?

6： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:33:48.52 ID:9pStQ3Dw

>>2
国民的アイドルグループの一員であることは白歴史だろ！いい加減にしろ！

Shut up, being a member of this National Idol Group in itself is a bright past!

3： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:32:33.29 ID:5hsTpBTl

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(Picture caption: Now's the time. Grab the wind!)

9： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:34:16.77 ID:IIbghHnB

>>3
風はつかまりましたか･･･？(小声)

So... were you able to grab the wind? (whispers)

11： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:34:40.27 ID:dDJyBYHm

>>3
ベトナムにいそう

They look like someone you can find in Vietnam

25： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:38:09.44 ID:tGE1h1Nz

>>3
これかなりかっこいい
一昔前ならダサいって言われてたな

時代は回る
はっきりわかんだね

This is so cool. This would have been deemed lame a couple of years ago.

The times have just come around. You could really tell.

4： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:32:45.24 ID:kDmQM2A9

ほげえええええええええええええええええええ

Hogeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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7： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:33:54.59 ID:plOuexpf

香取って別に恥とも何とも思ってなさそうちゃうか

But I think Katori isn't even ashamed of these things

13： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:35:21.85 ID:VxVrJEEN

一方は現在も黒歴史更新中なんですが

Isn't he still continuing to rewrite his history of dark pasts?

16： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:35:50.13 ID:AZIS5uwA

ただひたすら陰々滅々として貞子が可哀相なだけのリング0

I just felt sorry for that dismal Sadako in "Ring 0"


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17： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:35:50.79 ID:8vSgTe7q

しんごママは国民的だったのでセーフ

"Shingo Mama" was a national character, so don't include that, alright?


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19： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:36:04.74 ID:dDJyBYHm

仲間由紀恵の声優挑戦ていうほど黒歴史か？

Is Yukie Nakama's voice acting challenge considered a dark past?

22： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:37:29.84 ID:qhXw5ihQ

>>19
香取の声優は完全に抹消されとるみたいやしな

On the other hand, it seems like they tried to completely delete Katori's voice acting from his resume

23： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:38:05.80 ID:NIa07ToJ

香取さんは常に戦闘態勢すぎる

I feel like Katori's always ready to get it on

27： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:38:39.39 ID:5hsTpBTl

草なぎさんの方が酷いと思うのは俺だけやろか

Am I the only one who thinks that Kusanagi-san has a worse past?


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32： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:39:45.04 ID:wtk6WnzH

>>27
ドラマや映画は大体当たってる

But his dramas and movies have pretty much been hits

33： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:39:46.69 ID:ozuaN+7c

>>27
ガチ犯罪はNG

We can't include real-life crimes here

42： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:41:19.31 ID:sjxdHGu+

実写版ハットリくんは許されたみたいだな

Looks like you guys have now forgiven live action "Hattori-kun"


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43： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:41:20.05 ID:RHR6yueU

原作クラッシャー

The original version crusher

44： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:41:26.80 ID:bwtUXKcx

スリーピースッ！！！

Three peace!!!


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56： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:43:38.87 ID:VxVrJEEN

>>44
それはむしろキャリアハイやろ

That was actually a high in his career

46： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:42:04.16 ID:BivXw2SQ

仲間さんは「TRICK」で突如として現れた女優というのが
黒歴史排除の世界なん?

They made it seem like Yukie Nakama suddenly emerged from "TRICK", but was that already a scheme to eliminate her dark past?

47： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:42:09.01 ID:fLJbO0Ro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxNUZy_gli8

48： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:42:23.65 ID:UDJRO5Ny

恋のダウンロード♪

"Koi no Download♪"

50： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:42:30.35 ID:lQVN8rW5

現在進行形で黒歴史を築き続ける捕鯨の方がつよい

I think "Hogei" (Katori) is still stronger as he's still continuing to make dark pasts up to now

58： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:44:12.18 ID:CCpzGcye

トゥルーラブストーリーは制服着てCMにも出てたから知ってたけど
ロックマンとナデシコは当時知らんかったな

I know about her appearance in True Love Story since she even wore a school uniform and appeared in a commercial, but I didn't know about Rockman and Nadesico during that time


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60： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:44:13.89 ID:mYjIAf5O

個人的には仲間と言えばトゥルーラブストーリー

For me,  whenever Nakama is mentioned I always associate her with "True Love Story" 

67： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:46:44.45 ID:5QvWNXHd

ドクは普通に良かった

Doku was actually pretty good

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70： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:47:35.65 ID:B4cGgC0b

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73： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:48:21.43 ID:9wgYOOLp

>>70
可愛い

Cute

77： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:49:54.79 ID:BRaqsb5t

>>70
やめて差し上げろ

Cut it out already

72： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:48:06.24 ID:i5c2rFyi

聖闘士星矢のミュージカルだろ

Must be that St. Seiya Musical


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93： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:54:35.21 ID:ozuaN+7c

>>72
スマップ全員がネタにしてるで

Everyone in SMAP is making fun of that now

84： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:51:49.43 ID:1bCJAIDf

地味にシュートが黒歴史ちゃう？
捕鯨だけじゃなくSMAPの

Isn't "SHOOT!" considered as a dark past as well? Not just for Hogei (Katori), but for everyone in SMAP

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91： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:54:25.49 ID:CCpzGcye

>>84
ちょっと前にやってたSMAPの歴史を振り返るやつでシュート紹介してたから白歴史やで
仲間由紀恵も公式サイトで声優・アニメ歌手時代の経歴をちゃんと載せてるからセーフ

They did this "SMAP's history" segment some time ago but they included this, so it can't be considered a dark past. Yukie Nakama's voice acting and Anime song days are also included in her official website, so those are also safe.

85： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:52:35.41 ID:I5c8KF9a

捕鯨は蘇る金狼だけはすき

I like Hogei's "Yomigaeru Kinrou"


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88： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:53:23.22 ID:WMNYrUF2

仲間って元々声優志望だったやんけ
それであの演技だからなかったことにしたいのはわかるが俳優で売れたからあれはなしは卑怯やわ

Didn't Nakama originally want to be a voice actress? I'd understand if they wanted to terminate her past because her voice acting sucked, but it's not fair to try and hide that just because she succeeded as an actress.

92： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:54:35.29 ID:wGm/WzGl

黒歴史を乗り越えてスターダムに上った仲間さんと現在進行で黒歴史を増やし続けている捕鯨さんの差

There's this difference of Nakama-san who was able to overcome her dark past and stand on top of stardom, compared to Mr. Hogei who's still creating dark pasts up to now

97： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:55:58.82 ID:amwHDuud

恋のダウンロード・・・(小声)

"Koi no Download"...(whispers)

101： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:57:44.38 ID:5uVd0Aeg

恋のダウンロードのCD買ったよ...

I bought a CD of "Koi no Download"...

103： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:58:03.31 ID:1bCJAIDf

草剪のチョ・ナンカンも黒歴史になりつつあるよーな？

Kusanagi's Chonan Kan is also shaping up to be a dark past right?


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105： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:58:23.38 ID:dYmfds3U

トリックの続編ってもうナイン？
あれで仲間さんに惚れたわ

Won't they be doing anymore sequels of TRICK?

That's where I fell in love with Nakama-san.

112： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:59:28.12 ID:5hsTpBTl

>>105
事務所が渋ってたけど仲間復活のために続編作るって噂
でも3の時点でネタ切れ感があったわ

The agency doesn't seem to approve of it but I heard rumors that they're making a new one to revive Yukie Nakama's career.

But it already felt like they were already running out of ideas in Trick 3.

120： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 13:02:24.12 ID:T0Bsm/cY

仲間由紀恵はガチの沖縄独立論者で
沖縄を独立させてくれる人と結婚したいらしいで

I heard that Yukie Nakama is a serious supporter of the movement to make Okinawa independent, and that she wants to marry someone who will be able to fulfill that. 

126： 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 13:03:38.03 ID:dDJyBYHm

>>120
なんやその小学生並みの夢

That sounds like a gradeschooler's dream

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