Monday, June 9, 2014

Shingo Katori and Yukie Nakama's battle of dark pasts

(Repost)




1: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:31:35.89 ID:BRaqsb5t

これは熾烈な争い
This is going to be a fierce battle
(Related post here)



香取慎吾と仲間由紀恵の黒歴史対決wwwwwwww
http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/Sp8ttwikTEs/hqdefault.jpg


2: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:32:29.90 ID:wtk6WnzH
香取に白歴史がない件
Err, does Katori even have a bright past?
6: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:33:48.52 ID:9pStQ3Dw
>>2
国民的アイドルグループの一員であることは白歴史だろ!いい加減にしろ!
Shut up, being a member of this National Idol Group in itself is a bright past!
3: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:32:33.29 ID:5hsTpBTl
http://d13n9ry8xcpemi.cloudfront.net/photo/odai/400/7689e86df886a587e2a71de17ab8e80f_400.jpg
(Picture caption: Now's the time. Grab the wind!)
『香取慎吾と仲間由紀恵の黒歴史対決wwwwwwww』の画像M1
9: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:34:16.77 ID:IIbghHnB
>>3
風はつかまりましたか・・・?(小声)
So... were you able to grab the wind? (whispers)
11: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:34:40.27 ID:dDJyBYHm
>>3
ベトナムにいそう
They look like someone you can find in Vietnam
25: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:38:09.44 ID:tGE1h1Nz
>>3
これかなりかっこいい
一昔前ならダサいって言われてたな

時代は回る
はっきりわかんだね
This is so cool. This would have been deemed lame a couple of years ago.
The times have just come around. You could really tell.
4: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:32:45.24 ID:kDmQM2A9
ほげえええええええええええええええええええ
Hogeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ほげえええええええええええええええええええ
http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/dqnplus/imgs/4/d/4d8be352.jpg
7: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:33:54.59 ID:plOuexpf
香取って別に恥とも何とも思ってなさそうちゃうか
But I think Katori isn't even ashamed of these things
13: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:35:21.85 ID:VxVrJEEN
一方は現在も黒歴史更新中なんですが
Isn't he still continuing to rewrite his history of dark pasts?
16: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:35:50.13 ID:AZIS5uwA
ただひたすら陰々滅々として貞子が可哀相なだけのリング0
I just felt sorry for that dismal Sadako in "Ring 0"

ただひたすら陰々滅々として貞子が可哀相なだけのリング0
http://tv.foxjapan.com/files/img/others/20090630/124629680410067.jpg
17: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:35:50.79 ID:8vSgTe7q
しんごママは国民的だったのでセーフ
"Shingo Mama" was a national character, so don't include that, alright?

しんごママは国民的だったのでセーフ
http://urageinoublog077.up.d.seesaa.net/urageinoublog077/image/vol11b.jpg
19: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:36:04.74 ID:dDJyBYHm
仲間由紀恵の声優挑戦ていうほど黒歴史か?
Is Yukie Nakama's voice acting challenge considered a dark past?
22: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:37:29.84 ID:qhXw5ihQ
>>19
香取の声優は完全に抹消されとるみたいやしな
On the other hand, it seems like they tried to completely delete Katori's voice acting from his resume
23: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:38:05.80 ID:NIa07ToJ
香取さんは常に戦闘態勢すぎる
I feel like Katori's always ready to get it on
27: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:38:39.39 ID:5hsTpBTl
草なぎさんの方が酷いと思うのは俺だけやろか
Am I the only one who thinks that Kusanagi-san has a worse past?

草なぎさんの方が酷いと思うのは俺だけやろか
http://userdisk.webry.biglobe.ne.jp/005/440/80/N000/000/016/124048541788516205290_01-0gnd0424000-p1.jpg
32: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:39:45.04 ID:wtk6WnzH
>>27
ドラマや映画は大体当たってる
But his dramas and movies have pretty much been hits
33: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:39:46.69 ID:ozuaN+7c
>>27
ガチ犯罪はNG
We can't include real-life crimes here
42: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:41:19.31 ID:sjxdHGu+
実写版ハットリくんは許されたみたいだな
Looks like you guys have now forgiven live action "Hattori-kun"

実写版ハットリくんは許されたみたいだな
http://d.hatena.ne.jp/images/diary/y/yozef/2004-10-17.jpg
43: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:41:20.05 ID:RHR6yueU
原作クラッシャー
The original version crusher
44: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:41:26.80 ID:bwtUXKcx
スリーピースッ!!!
Three peace!!!

スリーピースッ!!!
http://art8.photozou.jp/pub/505/152505/photo/8019267.jpg
56: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:43:38.87 ID:VxVrJEEN
>>44
それはむしろキャリアハイやろ
That was actually a high in his career
46: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:42:04.16 ID:BivXw2SQ
仲間さんは「TRICK」で突如として現れた女優というのが
黒歴史排除の世界なん?
They made it seem like Yukie Nakama suddenly emerged from "TRICK", but was that already a scheme to eliminate her dark past?
47: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:42:09.01 ID:fLJbO0Ro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxNUZy_gli8
48: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:42:23.65 ID:UDJRO5Ny
恋のダウンロード♪
"Koi no Download♪"

50: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:42:30.35 ID:lQVN8rW5
現在進行形で黒歴史を築き続ける捕鯨の方がつよい
I think "Hogei" (Katori) is still stronger as he's still continuing to make dark pasts up to now
58: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:44:12.18 ID:CCpzGcye
トゥルーラブストーリーは制服着てCMにも出てたから知ってたけど
ロックマンとナデシコは当時知らんかったな
I know about her appearance in True Love Story since she even wore a school uniform and appeared in a commercial, but I didn't know about Rockman and Nadesico during that time

トゥルーラブストーリーは制服着てCMにも出てたから知ってたけどロックマンとナデシコは当時知らんかったな
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-DFFTZvqryU/0.jpg
60: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:44:13.89 ID:mYjIAf5O
個人的には仲間と言えばトゥルーラブストーリー
For me,  whenever Nakama is mentioned I always associate her with "True Love Story" 
67: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:46:44.45 ID:5QvWNXHd
ドクは普通に良かった
Doku was actually pretty good

ドクは普通に良かった
http://girlschannel.net/post_img/2013/01/MPfjIHB839FldXV_YyueD_56.jpeg
70: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:47:35.65 ID:B4cGgC0b
http://www.dotup.org/uploda/www.dotup.org4154623.jpg
『香取慎吾と仲間由紀恵の黒歴史対決wwwwwwww』の画像M10
73: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:48:21.43 ID:9wgYOOLp
>>70
可愛い
Cute
77: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:49:54.79 ID:BRaqsb5t
>>70
やめて差し上げろ
Cut it out already
72: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:48:06.24 ID:i5c2rFyi
聖闘士星矢のミュージカルだろ
Must be that St. Seiya Musical

聖闘士星矢のミュージカルだろ
http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/08/0000473708/78/imge2d96671zik7zj.jpeg
93: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:54:35.21 ID:ozuaN+7c
>>72
スマップ全員がネタにしてるで
Everyone in SMAP is making fun of that now
84: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:51:49.43 ID:1bCJAIDf
地味にシュートが黒歴史ちゃう?
捕鯨だけじゃなくSMAPの
Isn't "SHOOT!" considered as a dark past as well? Not just for Hogei (Katori), but for everyone in SMAP

地味にシュートが黒歴史ちゃう?捕鯨だけじゃなくSMAPの
http://auction.thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_aucitem/image2/206/10653206/1221/img5280917343227.jpg
91: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:54:25.49 ID:CCpzGcye
>>84
ちょっと前にやってたSMAPの歴史を振り返るやつでシュート紹介してたから白歴史やで
仲間由紀恵も公式サイトで声優・アニメ歌手時代の経歴をちゃんと載せてるからセーフ
They did this "SMAP's history" segment some time ago but they included this, so it can't be considered a dark past. Yukie Nakama's voice acting and Anime song days are also included in her official website, so those are also safe.
85: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:52:35.41 ID:I5c8KF9a
捕鯨は蘇る金狼だけはすき
I like Hogei's "Yomigaeru Kinrou"

捕鯨は蘇る金狼だけはすき
http://yaplog.jp/ctu/img/23/20060122230606.jpg
88: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:53:23.22 ID:WMNYrUF2
仲間って元々声優志望だったやんけ
それであの演技だからなかったことにしたいのはわかるが俳優で売れたからあれはなしは卑怯やわ
Didn't Nakama originally want to be a voice actress? I'd understand if they wanted to terminate her past because her voice acting sucked, but it's not fair to try and hide that just because she succeeded as an actress.
92: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:54:35.29 ID:wGm/WzGl
黒歴史を乗り越えてスターダムに上った仲間さんと現在進行で黒歴史を増やし続けている捕鯨さんの差
There's this difference of Nakama-san who was able to overcome her dark past and stand on top of stardom, compared to Mr. Hogei who's still creating dark pasts up to now
97: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:55:58.82 ID:amwHDuud
恋のダウンロード・・・(小声)
"Koi no Download"...(whispers)
101: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:57:44.38 ID:5uVd0Aeg
恋のダウンロードのCD買ったよ...
I bought a CD of "Koi no Download"...
103: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:58:03.31 ID:1bCJAIDf
草剪のチョ・ナンカンも黒歴史になりつつあるよーな?
Kusanagi's Chonan Kan is also shaping up to be a dark past right?

草剪のチョ・ナンカンも黒歴史になりつつあるよーな?
http://pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/200904/23/06/d0041506_23361488.jpg
105: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:58:23.38 ID:dYmfds3U
トリックの続編ってもうナイン?
あれで仲間さんに惚れたわ
Won't they be doing anymore sequels of TRICK?
That's where I fell in love with Nakama-san.
112: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 12:59:28.12 ID:5hsTpBTl
>>105
事務所が渋ってたけど仲間復活のために続編作るって噂
でも3の時点でネタ切れ感があったわ
The agency doesn't seem to approve of it but I heard rumors that they're making a new one to revive Yukie Nakama's career.
But it already felt like they were already running out of ideas in Trick 3.
120: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 13:02:24.12 ID:T0Bsm/cY
仲間由紀恵はガチの沖縄独立論者で
沖縄を独立させてくれる人と結婚したいらしいで
I heard that Yukie Nakama is a serious supporter of the movement to make Okinawa independent, and that she wants to marry someone who will be able to fulfill that. 
126: 風吹けば名無し 2013/04/25(木) 13:03:38.03 ID:dDJyBYHm
>>120
なんやその小学生並みの夢
That sounds like a gradeschooler's dream


1 遊 ゲーム原作エロドラマ透明少女エアレギュラー2 二 グラビア時代3 中 劇場版ナデシコ声優4 一 トゥルーラブストーリーコスプレCM主題歌5 捕 ロックマン主題歌6 三 小室ファミリーなのに最高位70位789思い付く限りだが足りない
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4 comments:

  1. Seriously, this is the BEST BLOG EVER!

    That denim picture... XD

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    1. That jumpsuit looked painful to wear... for a man at least jaja

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  2. dark past refers to embarrassing moments in their career? lol

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    1. Yeah I suppose so. Stuff that they'd rather forget about and wish you'd forget about too!

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