Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Johnny Kitagawa's superb eye for talent is what supports the Johnny's empire




1: かばほ~るφ ★@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:26:35.68 ID:???0.net
Talking about the entertainment industry these days is never complete without the mention of Johnny's talents such as SMAP and Arashi, and there is not a single day that you do not see them on TV. The person who discovered all of them is Johnny's head honcho himself, Johnny Kitagawa.

He may be 82 years old now, but he's still up and about. An entertainment industry insider comments: "He's still so full of energy. He's really young. He still watches the Junior kids perform on stage, and his theatrical producing ability is still irreplaceable. And the thing that he's concerned about the most right now is the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. We still don't know what he has in mind for it, but we're sure that he's all pumped up for the event. People have been talking about who will succeed him for the longest time, but the guessing games seem to have died down as of late due to this new goal that they have.".

There have already been numerous reports made about a couple of Johnny's executives struggling for control within the company, and it seems that these reports have momentarily taken a backseat thanks to this enthusiasm that Johnny himself has been showing. But the main reason why it's said that "Johnny's will cease to exist without Johnny-san himself" is because of his excellent eye for talent.

All Johnny's talents need to go through the process of becoming Juniors and build up experience through theater plays and concerts until they make their CD debut, and Johnny himself selects those Juniors.

A certain industry insider reveals: "No one in Johnny's immediately makes his full-blown debut after passing the auditions. They all get accepted with the premise that they need to undergo a development process, which naturally means that children in their pre-teens to early teens are the ones who take these auditions. But it's not easy choosing boys in their early teens as people's faces develop and change through the years. It's the same with all these former child stars who were once popular but aren't having as much luck as adults. But people have been saying that only Johnny-san has the ability to foresee how these boys will look like when they become adults. And this is a talent that no other top brass within the company possesses.".

This is also why it's said that "in the case of an unfortunate event, the agency will have no other choice but to keep on doing their business with the current crop of talents that they have, since they won't have the ability to discover new talents through auditions anymore".


http://blog-imgs-50-origin.fc2.com/e/b/i/ebianjohnnysmatome/20130517123413c16.jpghttp://www.tomocci.com/jannys/jannys2.jpg








3 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:27:34.87 ID:e+6Dax0n0.net
最近のジャニーズのぶさいくっぷりがほんと酷い 
The recent abundance of ugliness in Johnny's is really horrible
6 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:27:55.40 ID:Es/hDm+b0.net
アッー! 
Ahhhh-----!
7 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:28:43.86 ID:RyGHj1uk0.net
眼力、衰えてこの様か 
I guess what we have right now is the result of his deteriorated eyesight
11 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:29:36.34 ID:3cvG+i5q0.net
>でも、大人になる前段階で『この子はいける!』と先々の成長の見極めは利くのが 
>ジャニーさんだけといわれている。 
>あの眼力だけは、他の幹部連中にはできない芸当だといわれている」。 

後継者いないんだな。 
But people have been saying that only Johnny-san has the ability to foresee how these boys will look like when they become adults. And this is a talent that no other top brass within the company possesses

So he doesn't have a successor.
12 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:29:46.59 ID:l/Zj8aSk0.net
最近のジャニの顔面レベルはひどいだろ 
岡田レベルを用意しろよ 
The recent level of these Johnny's faces is just too horrible.
Prepare guys on the level of Okada.
56 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:49:53.33 ID:XGpld4wrO.net
>>12
キスマイとか酷いよなぁ 
個人的には嵐もかなりレベル低いと思う。大麻くんとかなんであんな目が死んでるのが生き残ってるのか理解できん。 
最近は強力とかよくわからんのが売れてるし 

単なるゴリ押しかと思ってたんだが、もしかして自分の感覚が古くなっただけなんだろうかと心配になってきた。 
Guys like Kis-My truly are horrible.
I personally think that Arashi are on such a low level too. I really can't comprehend why someone who's got dead eyes like Taima-kun still survives in the industry.
And there's also someone like Gouriki these days whose popularity just really makes you want to scratch your head.

I thought that it was just a case of extreme overpushing, but I'm also starting to worry that maybe my personal sense and taste have just gotten old.
13 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:29:48.45 ID:znpNTDTm0.net
今支えてるのはSMAPとかTOKIOとかその辺の世代で 
後はバーターみたいなものでしょ 
SMAP, TOKIO, and guys from those generations are carrying the company right now.
All the rest are just bartered along with them.
33 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:38:42.78 ID:n5bgtCZq0.net
>>13
嵐を無理やり国民的な存在みたいに 
ごり押ししてるのが悲しくなってくるな 
It makes me sad how they keep on shoving Arashi into this national idol status
38 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:41:22.65 ID:betIgq4E0.net
>>33
そういわれ続けて早5年… 

ジャニーさんが選抜して組ませたデビュー組は平成ジャンプまでか? 
And it's been 5 years now since people have been saying that...

Anyway, is Hey! Say! Jump! the last group that Johnny-san himself selected to make their debut?
14 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:30:05.90 ID:BzFFZ80D0.net
ホモのジャニー喜多川が好みの少年を選んでるだけのことだろ
This is just about homo Johnny Kitagawa choosing his type of boys 
15 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:30:07.38 ID:v+J/DIJF0.net
冷静になって考えてみると、嵐以降しょぼい奴らしかいない 
既に年取って耄碌してると思われ 
When you think about it calmly, everyone that came after Arashi have been lame.
It's probably because he's gone senile already.
16 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:30:07.92 ID:W2rVHHAI0.net
本当に眼力あったらあんなに問題児でないだろ 

AKBと一緒で数うちゃ当たる法則 
If he really had an eye for talent, then this agency wouldn't have spawned so many troublemakers.

It's the same as AKB's method, just go for quantity as something's bound to become a hit.
18 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:30:45.66 ID:RY7aTlkWO.net
TOKIOを使い続けて成功させてるのは凄い 
偶然の重なりと本人達の努力の賜物かもしれんが 
It's amazing how he's kept using TOKIO and how they've managed to succeed.
I guess it's just a succession of chances and the result of their own hard work, though.
19 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:31:01.03 ID:BaE7X9vC0.net
最近ぶさいく系で揃えてるけど趣味変わった?
It does seem like he's been gathering all these ugly guys lately. 
Has his taste changed?
26 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:34:07.52 ID:bvbdobc9O.net
>>19
もともとたのきん以降はそんなにカッコよくもイケメンでもないんだけどね 
But a lot of guys from Tanokin onwards aren't exactly what you would call "handsome" or "ikemen"


http://shutokei.sakura.ne.jp/taharatosihiko/img/3e78c106-s.jpg
80 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:07:10.94 ID:qjaaw5T10.net
>>26
おっと、よっちゃんの悪口はそこまでだ  
Hold your horses, stop speaking ill of Yocchan
21 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:31:43.04 ID:vmo17j6f0.net
もう82歳なんだ。 

がんばってほしいな。 
So he's 82 already.
I want him to keep doing his best.
22 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:32:33.93 ID:PtgOD/LV0.net
最近のNHKの番組のジャニテレ率は異常 
It's quite abnormal how many Johnny's talents we've been seeing these days on NHK's programs

http://p.twpl.jp/show/large/C4KAY
24 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:33:26.23 ID:jP81tDDd0.net
ジャニーズでイケメンだと、郷ひろみ、川崎まよ、本木、位だな。 
長瀬もイケメンか。 
岡田はチビ過ぎる。 
キムタクはスタイル悪いのと、おっさんになっても中性的過ぎる。 
タッキー&翼の翼はイケメンだな。 
タッキーは背が低すぎる。 
The only ikemen from Johnny's are Hiromi Go, Mayo Kawasaki, and Motoki. 
Nagase's an ikemen too.
Okada's too small.
KimuTaku's got bad style and figure, and he still looks too androgynous despite becoming an oldie.
Between Tackey and Tsubasa, Tusubasa's more of an ikemen.
Tackey is too small.
27 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:34:42.54 ID:ni+7aoR90.net
東南アジアっぽい顔の子入れるよね。本当、趣味なんだろうね 
He always includes kids who look like they came from Southeast Asia. That must really be his taste.
29 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:36:13.01 ID:KXaxkL4s0.net
答えは簡単 
ジャニー氏は男性アイドルにキャーキャー歓声あげる女子の心を 
自分も持ってるから 
The answer is simple, really.
Because Mr. Johnny himself possesses the heart of a young girl who goes "Kyaa- kyaa--" when she sees male idols.
196 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 19:31:18.25 ID:NtuvFJ0f0.net
>>29
核心をついた 
Bullseye
31 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:37:23.17 ID:kWOSDstm0.net
チビが多いよね 
小中時に変な物を食うと身長伸びないのかな? 
There really are a lot of small guys.
Does eating something weird when you're in grade school or junior high really hamper your growth?
32 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:37:44.35 ID:7OFkJNOG0.net
キスマイ…… 
Kis-My...

http://sasoenta.blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/_05c/sasoenta/b0283464_23492499.jpg
35 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:39:55.49 ID:o7HcOtPn0.net
スマップが頂点で近畿トキオV6嵐以降ろくな新人が出なくなったな 
SMAP was the highest point, and no decent newbies came out after Kinki, TOKIO, V6 and Arashi
37 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:40:00.00 ID:fnROYk/C0.net
いやいや 
眼力じゃなくて性欲だから 
(身体的にはもう枯れただろうけど) 

そりゃ自分好みの男の子を見つける 
趣味とビジネスを兼ねた楽しいお仕事には誰もかなわない 

反対にレズ社長が仕掛ける女アイドルとかやればいいと思う 
No, no.
It's not about his eye for talent, it's about his sexual desire.
(It's probably gone dry now physically)

He sets out to find the boys that he likes.
There's no way anyone can match up to him since for him, it's a fun job that combines his passion with business.

And I actually think that there should also be a lesbian president counterpart who manages a bunch of female idols.
157 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 18:37:40.07 ID:8C2fGzNR0.net
>>37
瀬戸朝香や内山理名のとこ 
Asaka Seto's (* Foster) and Rina Uchiyama's (* Sweet Power) agencies
42 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:43:05.62 ID:v+J/DIJF0.net
>>37
女のアイドルは賞味期限短いからな 
男のアイドルで商売するのよりも難易度高い 
男は一回当てたら30過ぎても商売になるけど、 
女は当てても30過ぎたら商品価値ほぼゼロだからな 
Female idols have relatively short shelf lives.
It's much harder than having male idols as your talents.
If you get a hit with a male idol, you can still market him even after he's turned 30. But for a girl, she'll have almost zero value once she goes over 30.
84 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:09:44.22 ID:3kghiaCC0.net
>>42
Berryz工房とか見ると本当にそう思うわ 
That's really what I think when I see Berryz Kobo and the like.
40 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:41:49.00 ID:HZivb1f70.net
ていうか 
自分の趣味で選ぶだろう? 
俺 もしアイドルグループのオーディションしたら絶対自分の好みの女にするもん 
Rather, anyone would just choose people based on what he or she likes, right?
If I were to judge an idol group's audition, I would definitely choose my type of girls.
44 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:43:24.69 ID:iMLJoyA40.net
大人になってからブサイクになったのって誰? 
Who are the ones who became ugly once they turned into an adult?
63 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:53:47.29 ID:vPHYn3Qg0.net
>>44
草薙 
Kusanagi
47 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:46:02.05 ID:Fox9AqmN0.net
タクヤさんとこの人どっちが上手いんだろうな・・・ 
I wonder who's "better", this geezer or Takuya-san...
(Related post HERE)

http://up3.null-x.me/poverty/img/poverty149054.jpg 
89 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:14:05.35 ID:M6429bb90.net
>>47
口はタクヤ ※はジャニーさん 
Takuya's better with his mouth.
Johnny is better with his * .
49 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:47:36.78 ID:fqegO3qS0.net
穴の具合で決めてるの? 
それとも、竿の具合で決めてるの? 
So does he choose the talents depending on the hole or the pole?
50 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:47:59.79 ID:xdxPv4qN0.net
5人グループで4人が犯罪者ってのもすげーよな 
I find this 5-member group with 4 offenders pretty amazing
51 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:48:02.79 ID:xfrRPr5k0.net
俺が適当に考えたジャニーズイケメンベスト30 

1位 本木雅弘(元シブがき隊) 
2位 長瀬智也(TOKIO) 
3位 岡田准一(V6) 
4位 大沢樹生(元光GENJI) 
5位 岡本健一(元男闘呼組) 
6位 滝沢秀明(タッキー&翼) 
7位 木村拓哉(SMAP) 
8位 山下智久 
9位 川崎麻世 
10位 佐藤敦啓(元光GENJI) 
11位 佐藤勝利(SEXY ZONE) 
12位 堂本光一(KinKi Kids) 
13位 生田斗真 
14位 堂本剛(KinKi Kids) 
15位 赤西仁(元KAT-TUN) 
Johnny's 30 Best Ikemens I randomly came up with

1. Masahiro Motoki (Former Shibugakitai)
2. Tomoya Nagase (TOKIO)
3. Junichi Okada (V6)
4. Mikio Osawa (Former Hikaru GENJI)
5. Kenichi Okamoto (Former Otokogumi)
6. Hideaki Takizawa (Tackey and Tsubasa)
7. Takuya Kimura (SMAP)
8. Tomohisa Yamashita
9. Mayo Kawasaki
10. Atsuhiro Sato (Former Hikaru GENJI)
11. Shori Sato (SEXY ZONE)
12. Koichi Domoto (KinKi Kids)
13. Toma Ikuta
14. Tsuyoshi Domoto (KinKi Kids)
15. Jin Akanishi (Former KAT-TUN)
60 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:52:38.58 ID:xfrRPr5k0.net
16位 郷ひろみ 
17位 柳沢超(忍者) 
18位 錦織一清(少年隊) 
19位 松本潤(嵐) 
20位 大倉忠義(関ジャニ∞) 
21位 山田涼介(Hey! Say! JUMP) 
22位 東山紀之(少年隊) 
23位 櫻井翔(嵐) 
24位 加藤シゲアキ(NEWS) 
25位 北公次(フォーリーブス) 
26位 森田剛(V6) 
27位 内博貴 
28位 中居正広(SMAP) 
29位 手越祐也(NEWS) 
30位 前田耕陽(元男闘呼組) 
16. Hiromi Go
17. Susumu Yanagisawa (Ninja)
18. Kazukiyo Nishikiori (Shonentai)
19. Jun Matsumoto (Arashi)
20. Tadayoshi Okura (Kanjani8)
21. Ryosuke Yamada (Hey! Say! JUMP)
22. Noriyuki Higashiyama (Shonentai)
23. Sho Sakurai (Arashi)
24. Shigeaki Kato (NEWS)
25. Koji Kita (Four Leaves)
26. Go Morita (V6)
27. Hiroki Uchi
28. Masahiro Nakai (SMAP)
29. Yuya Tegoshi (NEWS)
30. Koyo Maeda (Former Otokogumi)
55 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:49:52.43 ID:v+J/DIJF0.net
>>51
はホモです 
>>51 is a homo
52 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:48:06.04 ID:ts5JNnWS0.net
ジャニタレがそこまでの逸材とも思わない 
ジャニーが死んでも同レベルの素材は発掘出来るだろう 
でも事務所をここまで大きくした手腕は真似できないだろうな 
I don't think Johnny's talents are that special.
I think that they can still discover potential talents of the same level even when Johnny dies.
But no one can replicate that ability of making the agency grow this huge.
53 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:48:10.48 ID:BgsiYwrd0.net
最近ブサイクが多いのはジャニーさんの老眼が進んだから 
ジャニーさんの目には美少年に映ってるんだよ 
The reason why there are a lot of ugly guys these days is because of Johnny-san's deteriorating eyesight.
All these boys just look pretty in Johnny-san's eyes.
57 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:51:58.07 ID:O+GX7IURO.net
昔はジャニーズ系といえば可愛いやイケメンの代名詞だったのに 
今やジャニーズ系といえば不細工 
そろそろちゃんとしたイケメン出してください 
In the past when you say "Johnny's-kei", they would automatically be the cute and ikemen types. But nowadays, Johnny's-kei = ugly.
Please debut proper ikemens for a change.
59 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:52:31.91 ID:pgK2JBmx0.net
You、やっちゃいなよは名言 
"You, yacchai na yo" is his most classic line
61 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:52:57.85 ID:r02E5f9Y0.net
ジャニーさんの天才的性欲が無ければジャニーズは成功しなかったね。 
Johnny's wouldn't have succeeded as a company if it wasn't for Johnny-san's heaven-sent sexual drive.
71 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 16:59:26.41 ID:x4GeNqC4O.net
ジャニー喜多川氏(82) 
82歳かよ、化けもんじゃないか 
Johnny Kitagawa (82)
82!? He's a monster.
79 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:06:05.81 ID:zHJbs0Yk0.net
せいぜい70くらいかと思ったら82か 
I thought he was only around 70. So he's 82, huh.
86 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:10:24.28 ID:yn4RWP6r0.net
秋元と同じで失敗も同じくらいあるのに何故か成功例だけ出される典型だな 
He's got about as much failures as Akimoto, but he's the typical example of the person who only has his success stories revealed to the public.
93 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:14:58.08 ID:/BH8PNKN0.net
>>86
芸能界自体がそもそもそういう構造じゃん 
1人のスターの周りには何百人の犠牲者の屍が埋まってる 
That's how the industry works.
There are over 100 dead sacrifices buried around 1 star.
87 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:12:55.25 ID:+KSNPx1l0.net
キスマイナントカ?とかいうブスドル枠まで手を出したのは凄いw 

B戦需要開拓の功労者。 
I'm amazed at how he even extended his reach to the busudoru (ugly idols) genre like Kis-my-something.
He's a distinguished person who has reclaimed the demand for ugly idols.
91 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:14:16.43 ID:LlNL7pHh0.net
82なのかw 
妖怪みたいな性欲だなw 
So he's 82? w
His sex drive is monstrous w
92 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:14:17.56 ID:xfrRPr5k0.net
ジャニーさんのお気に入り 

郷ひろみ 
山本淳一 
堂本剛 
今井翼 
滝沢秀明 
Johnny-san's favorites

Hiromi Go
Junichi Yamamoto
Tsuyoshi Domoto
Tsubasa Imai
Hideaki Takizawa
94 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:17:09.85 ID:q2SWAO5u0.net
>>92
亡くなった北公次だけでしょ本気で惚れたのは 
The only guy the president was seriously in love with was the late Koji Kita, right?
97 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:18:46.73 ID:oD2rZFDJ0.net
他界したら、戦争だな? 
So will there be a war once he passes away?
http://i2.wp.com/xn--zck3adi4kpbxc7dy353htvd.jp/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/1046.png?resize=450%2C330
101 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:21:31.15 ID:SyL3tlTk0.net
つんく♂みたいに 
両親と一緒に面接して、いいところの子しか入れないようにするとかした方がいい。 
He should do it like Tsunku♂
and interview the kids together with their parents, and only accept kids with a proper family background.
103 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:23:24.48 ID:W+mM4p5r0.net
TOKIOのリーダやV6の朝イチ司会の人やイマイチなのを1人入れる作戦が凄いと思うわ。
I'm amazed at their strategy of including 1 iffy member in each group like TOKIO's leader and V6's Asaichi announcer.
http://www.suruga-ya.jp/database/pics/game/g6879541.jpg
108 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:29:58.48 ID:xfrRPr5k0.net
親の教え子にジャニーズjrがいたけど 
その母親から 
「体育の時間や休み時間にうちの子の顔に傷付かないように 
しっかり見ててくださいね」と言われたらしく 

「バカ野郎男の子は顔に傷の一つや二つあったほうが健康的でいいんだよ」 
と愚痴ってたな 
One of the students that my dad had was a member of Johnny's Jr.
And that boy's mother told him,
"Please look after my son properly especially during PE class and break time so that his face won't have any scars". And my dad complained, "That fool! Boys are much healthier if they have a scar or two on their face!".
113 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:38:09.26 ID:5V1/TeU40.net
嵐を最後に終わってるからもうすぐ終焉が来る 
The agency has been finished after Arashi so the end is coming  soon
114 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:38:22.96 ID:05Yxl/saO.net
k-popと比べたらジャニーズはクオリティ低い。もっとグローバル化に対応すべし。ただ、顔はk-popよりもいい。 

ジャニーズって凄いと思わせてほしい。 
Johnny's are of lower quality compared to K-Pop. They should try to go international. But their looks are better than K-Pop.

I want Johnny's to make me think that they're awesome.
123 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 17:51:50.76 ID:Uw3DzFx70.net
残念ながらジャニさんの眼力も相当落ちてると思う 
Sorry, but I think that Johnny-san's eyesight has deteriorated quite a lot
135 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 18:03:09.64 ID:XWlvFlAy0.net
女だが、ジャニーズのタレントを良いと思ったことがない 
ジャニーズフィルターかかってて、 
ちょっとした催眠状態なんじゃないのかな? 
ファンの子達w 
I'm a girl, but never have I found Johnny's talents to be any good.
Aren't their fans just in a hypnotic state thanks to this so called Johnny's filter? w
223 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 20:15:55.74 ID:faXXFVflO.net
>>135
逆にジャニーズ嫌いな私は、カッコいいジャニーズがいてもジャニーズフィルターがかかって素直に好きになれない 
And for someone like me who hates Johnny's, the so- called Johnny's filter also takes effect when I see an attractive Jani talent since I can't bring myself to like him
139 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 18:10:08.06 ID:e/ip0nSN0.net
ジャニーズの子は昔は明るい健康的な良い子のイメージだったけど 
NEWSカトゥーンあたりからおかしくなったな 
Johnny's boys used to have bright and healthy images attached to them, but it all turned weird around the time NEWS and KAT-TUN came into the picture
145 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 18:19:14.80 ID:EhcdlPIb0.net
>>139
原因はSMAPだろ 
SMAPのバラエティでの成功がジャニーズモデルを変えた 

あとはネットだろうな 
ネットがジャニーズの悪行を隠し切れなくしている 
ネットが無ければジャニーズメンバーはもっと悪さしていた 
ジャニーさんも欲望全開だったかもw 
It's SMAP's fault.
SMAP's success in variety shows altered the Johnny's model.

And the Internet.
Because of the Internet, they're now having a hard time covering up all the bad deeds done by Johnny's.
If it wasn't for the Internet, Johnny's talents would've probably done more evil stuff.
And Johnny-san's desires might still have been in full throttle up to now.
142 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 18:15:26.13 ID:Yut9t/iAO.net
松潤や長瀬みたいなオンリーワンの濃いイケメン増やせばいいのに 
今はそこら辺に居そうな顔付きと髪型でブランドを感じない 
They should increase the number of "only one"-type members like MatsuJun and Nagase who have deep features.
Now, all they have are guys who have faces and hairstyles you can see around the corner, and you just can't feel the strength in the brand anymore.

http://file.miwawan.blog.shinobi.jp/b14f78e9.jpeg
149 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 18:26:55.79 ID:F4pvh6ML0.net
ちゃんと後継者は決めといた方がいいぞ 
死んだ後のことは知らんって言う人ならほっとけば良いけどw 
They should properly decide on who will succeed the company.
But if they don't give a damn about what happens to them after he kicks the bucket then just let it be w
151 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 18:30:08.23 ID:sImqJCAw0.net
俺が名づけてやろう 

アナル・ビジネスの王様 
Let me christen him:

The king of anal business
154 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 18:33:07.13 ID:4Ik2wS/U0.net
文春の煙幕記事か 
Oh, a smokescreen article after the one made by Bunshun 
(Related post HERE)
166 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 18:44:48.72 ID:3ClOOFno0.net
女性ならスウィートパワーも的中率高い。売れなかった子もかなりかわいい。 
In the case of females, Sweet Power's got quite a good hit rate. Even the girls who didn't make it big are cute.

http://info.m-up.com/press/img/photo/201212211431_10871.jpg
169 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 18:49:36.72 ID:Y++zBsRq0.net
嵐のJr時代の写真を見たがみんなブサイクだった 
よくこんなんデビューさせたなと思ったけど(実際イケメンかは別として)売れてるしね 
見る目はあるんだろうね 
When I saw Arashi's picture during their Jr. days, I thought that everyone was so ugly, and was amazed at how they were able to make a bunch of kids like that make their debut. But they've actually gotten popular (regardless of whether they're actually ikemens or not) so Johnny probably does have the eye to see these talents.



http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g104/H4nabi/arashi.jpg
170 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 18:51:08.06 ID:emiiUXnN0.net
ジャニー喜多川がいなくなったらジャニーズはモデル体型の 
美形ばかりになって結果的に人気が落ちる気がする 
When Johnny Kitagawa is no more, I get the feeling that Johnny's will be filled with pretty boys with model-like statures, and will eventually lead to the drop in their popularity
171 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 18:52:12.89 ID:3ClOOFno0.net
ジャニーズとスウィートパワーの社長は、 
「ココを見ろ」みたいなノウハウを本にしといてほしいわ。 
企業秘密だったら巻物にしておくことをおすすめする。 
I want the Johnny's and Sweet Power presidents to come out with a book that has their know-how, titled something like "this is what to look for".
If it's an industry secret, then I recommend that they inscribe these in scrolls instead.
173 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 18:52:43.40 ID:Aa63agm30.net
草薙相葉増田をアイドルにしたのは凄いとは思う 
I do think he's amazing for making people like Kusanagi, Aiba, and Masuda idols.
179 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 18:57:11.91 ID:v8Lr+fLO0.net
否、眼力の無い女どもあってのジャニーズです。 
どう見てもジャニーズにはブサイクの方が多いだろ 
Wrong. Johnny's is where it is because of women who do not have an eye for men.
No matter how you look at them, Johnny's has more ugly talents. 
192 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 19:27:03.35 ID:U3fIG6Nu0.net
この人は抱かなきゃ判断できないから裁判負けてからセーブしてるのか 
酷いのしかデビューしてないだろ。 
I think this person can't properly decide a boy's potential unless he makes love to him, so he's probably lying low after losing the lawsuit case, therefor only the horrible ones have been making their debut these days.
207 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 19:40:56.91 ID:7a8CUBAK0.net
ギネス級のホモ 
A homo of Guinness proportions

http://img.yaplog.jp/img/11/pc/d/r/e/dream-catch/0/48.jpg
213 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 19:48:01.77 ID:vbjTaLmH0.net
>>207
ギネス認定されたんだっけかこの人 
Oh, this guy got into the Guinness Book of World Records, right?
195 :名無しさん@恐縮です@\(^o^)/:2014/04/25(金) 19:30:40.72 ID:UgKSTdm+0.net
この政治力やアンタッチャブル扱いは何なん 
確実に日本を動かしてる(´ω`) 
What the heck is up with this governing power and his untouchable status?
He's definitely the one moving Japan (´ω`)




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