My score (out of 100)
My score (out of 100)
大日本人 35点Dai Nipponjin - 35/100
Bad pacing, flat, slow and stupid.
It feels like they just stretched a bad quality skit
The contents haven't lived up to the scale. Childish.
さや侍 45点Saya Zamurai - 45/100
Normal movie style, redundant. Boring.
R１００ 40点R100 - 40/100
A dud which would make you want to say "So what?"
40 points for Symbol? Wow, someone's very kind with his scores.
- 本人がグダグダ喋ってるのを見たほうがまだマシなんよねもうドキュメンタリー映画作ればええんちゃうかなIt's actually much better to watch Matsumoto himself on screen go on blabbering.
Why doesn't he just make a documentary-style movie instead?
Wow, your scoring is sooooooooo kind.
You're so nice
- 大日本人が一番ましじゃね？それかさや侍Isn't Dai Nipponjin the most decent one?
That or Saya Zamurai.
The fact that you can still laugh at Symbol means that it's pretty decent
- 大日本人は映画館で見たけどつまらなくてショックだったお金はいいから見た時間だけ返してほしいI watched Dai Nipponjin at the movie house and was shocked at how boring it was.
I don't mind spending money on it, I just want them to give back the time I spent.
Your scores are too high
- 自分の良さを活かした普通の映画を撮ればいいのになんでこんな変化球ばっか投げるんだHe should be making movies in which he can put his good traits to better use.
Why does he keep on throwing these off-beat breaking balls?
I actually want to watch them once to see how bad these movies are
- 全部見るということはそれなりに松本が好きだろうから高評価もうなずけるBy watching all of them, that means that you actually like Matsumoto to some degree.
Then I can understand these high scores.
- これは大甘採点Amazingly lax scoring
Saya Zamurai's the only one I have seen. So that's the most decent one? (shocked)
He should just make a movie full of comedy skits, even if it's essentially empty
Symbol was actually good (whispers)
Watching everything is like penance
Why didn't you realize that it was just a waste of time?
- さや侍見たけど「ある程度ウケる」という趣旨で進まにゃならん話なのに肝心の芸が全く笑えなくて苦行だったI watched Saya Zamurai, and the story should be proceeding with the premise that it should 'at least be funny to some extent', but the actual jokes weren't funny at all, and it was such a pain to watch
He should make a movie of his childhood instead
- しんぼるのテンポの遅さｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ同じ内容で時間半分にできたでSymbol's slow pacing wwwwwwwwwwww
He could've squeezed in all of that in about half the time
He's the person who doesn't like movies, but makes them
Ota King praised him so much
Matsumoto's good at spontaneous adlibs, so he's not supposed to be planning out and making movies from scratch
Damn, those scores are so kind
- 大日本人は今まで見た映画で最悪だったあれは0点やろDai Nipponjin was the worst movie that I have ever seen.
That should be 0 points.
Looking back at Hitori Gottsu, it was also a flop
Just like how Takeshi uses the Oshima-gumi staff, Yoshimoto should provide Matsumoto with capable staff members as well
I actually like Dai Nipponjin as a hero flick.
I can't give even a single point to Symbol
- 近所のTSUTAYAでも誰も借りてなかったわNo one's been renting his movies from the TSUTAYA near our home
Symbol was good in some portions, but I don't get why they had to make that into a movie
- 全国ロードショーを取り敢えずやめよう単館上映かネット配信にすれば傷も浅くて済むのにHe should stop having his movies shown at nationwide roadshows.
The damage on him would be much less if he just had them released at one movie house or on the Internet.
- まず普通の映画をつくれそれから普通じゃない映画をつくれHe should make a regular movie first.
Then he should do something that isn't normal.
- 普段からたけしは恥ずかしい位のど真ん中ストレート投げるけど、松本はやらないからなぁTakeshi normally throws straight fastballs right down the middle that are even embarrassing to a point, but Matsumoto won't
- ニコニコの企画で三作見たけど酷評されてたしんぼるが一番マシだったなさや侍は本当にひどかったI watched 3 of his movies on a Niconico special feature once, but Symbol which got such bad reviews was the most decent one. Saya Zamurai was just horrible.
- 一人ごっつは今見たら全然笑えないやろうなぁ板尾にやらせた方が面白いと思うわIt probably won't even be funny when you watch Hitori Gottsu right now.
I think it would be funnier if you let Itao do it.
- 松本はテレビサイズのコント慣れし過ぎてるだから映画で100分も見せられるとくどいMatsumoto has just gotten too much used to comedy skits on TV.
That's why it gets too tedious when it's shown to you for 100 minutes in a movie.
- テレビでやっちくり～なおやらん模様Show these movies on TV~
But it seems that they won't.
- 浜田の深夜番組でも映画宣伝してて苦笑したI just gave a chuckle when he also went on to promote his movie on Hamada's late night program
- 大日本人の最後はアメリカと日本の関係を皮肉ったメタなんやろ？作中でも「アメリカ好きじゃないんだよね～」って口に出してるし間違いないはずHe was sarcastic about the relationship between Japan and the US towards the end of Dai Nipponjin, right?
Even during the movie itself, there were lines like "But I don't like America~" so there's no doubting it.
- さや侍は本当に酷い坊主がJ-POPを歌いだすシーンなんて寒気を通り越して凍死するかと思うレベルSaya Zamurai was truly horrible.
Especially the scene where the bouzu suddenly started singing J-POP, I thought I'd die from freezing.
- みうらじゅん水道橋博士今田褒めてんのはよく分からん3人のみJun Miura
Only these 3 people have went on to praise his works.
Treating him like this misunderstood genius is pushing it too far