Monday, April 29, 2013

Kanon Suzuki of Morning Musume's weight issues




1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 12:46:28.97 0 ID:
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27: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 12:55:28.05 0 ID:
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69: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:02:10.35 0 ID:
>>27
肩の丸みが
Look at the roundness of the shoulder...
959: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 15:57:48.03 0 ID:
>>27
皆ごつくなったな
All of them look tough 
45: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 12:58:21.28 0 ID:
拡大してみた
I tried blowing up the picture
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293: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:45:32.02 0 ID:
>>45
これはもう洒落にならないレベルやな
Hey this is no laughing matter anymore
55: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 12:59:53.72 0 ID:
おっさん体型だな
She's got the body of an old man
http://i.imgur.com/GPS56.jpg
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80: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:02:57.51 0 ID:
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でもこんなに努力してるんだぜ?
責めちゃダメだよ
But she's working so hard, like this! Don't blame her
88: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:04:04.87 0 ID:
>>80
ズッキはカメラの前では食わないだけ
見えないところで食ってる
Zukki doesn't eat in front of the camera. She only eats where she can't be seen
104: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:05:53.03 O ID:
>>80
何かもう人ではない生物に見えてくるなあ
She already looks like some living creature that isn't human anymore
96: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:04:45.43 0 ID:
完全に固太り体質やん
なまじ脂肪だけじゃなくて筋肉もついちゃうから食事制限とかだけじゃ簡単に痩せないぞ
事務所もちゃんとした指導しろよ
Looks like she gets fat easily. Eating also gives muscles, not just fat so limiting food intake won't make you thinner. The agency should teach her properly
110: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:07:01.29 0 ID:
すげえくさそうw
She must stink so bad LOL
131: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:10:36.05 0 ID:
こんな分銅みたいな重量感あるデブはかつていないだろ
Never was there a fatty before who looks so heavy like those balance weights
http://image1.shopserve.jp/miwayakeiki.com/pic-labo/limg/CSB100-20kg.jpg
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134: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:11:03.09 0 ID:
>>131フンドーwww
Balance weight LOLOLOLOLOL
140: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:12:16.74 P ID:
>>131
なつかしすぐる
That brings back so much memories
150: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:13:39.56 P ID:
ズッキはこれだとでも言うのか?
So you mean to say that this is how Zukki looks?
http://kuruten.jp/blog/userdir/00000188/images/a00000355471.jpg
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152: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:14:17.20 0 ID:
力士の太腿を筋量ある、ただ太ってるわけじゃないと評することがあるが
似た足してるんだよ
The legs of a sumo wrestler has muscles, it's not all fat. Her legs are pretty similar to that
203: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:24:44.05 0 ID:
■8期オーデの失敗
光井愛佳を合格させて吉川友を不合格にした
Major FAIL during the 8th batch auditions.
They let Aika Mitsui (left) through while failing Yuu Kikkawa (right)
http://www36.tok2.com/home2/vfbhg/up/src/maturi44_3144.jpg
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■9期オーデの失敗
鈴木香音を合格させて植村あかりを不合格にした
Major FAIL during the 9th batch auditions
They let Kanon Suzuki (left) through while failing Akari Uemura (right)
http://www36.tok2.com/home2/vfbhg/up/src/maturi44_3143.jpg
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208: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:26:20.24 0 ID:
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豚足感が凄い
Her foot looks so fat, like that of a pig
289: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:44:56.83 0 ID:
メシ食ってくる。
I'm off to have lunch now
http://image1-3.tabelog.k-img.com/restaurant/images/Rvw/6521/320x320_rect_6521398.jpg
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326: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:55:15.13 0 ID:
デブ専需要を知らない奴多すぎ
I guess a lot of you guys don't know that there are men out there who have a fetish for fat girls

334: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 13:57:12.17 0 ID:
なんで成長期止まってるのかな?
熊井ちゃんみたいに縦に伸ばせば問題ないのに・・
Has puberty stopped for her all of a sudden?
There won't be a problem if she just gets stretched vertically like Kumai-chan.

なんで成長期止まってるのかな?熊井ちゃんみたいに縦に伸ばせば問題ないのに・・
http://file.kametuyo.blog.shinobi.jp/sapphire1153-ok.jpg
383: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:05:21.30 T ID:
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ズッキの友達みんなぽっちゃりだからな
この中にいたらまだ大丈夫って思っちゃうだろ
All of Zukki's friends are chubby too. She looks fine when bunched together with these ones, right?
387: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:06:13.94 0 ID:
>>383
体型が50代のおばさんばっかりだな
They all look like they have the body of a 50-year old
389: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:07:16.65 0 ID:
>>383
ズッキよりデブなの一人だけやんw
There's only one who's fatter than Zukki LOL
406: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:10:39.90 T ID:
>>383
見事にみんなズッキ体型だな
名古屋ではこれがデフォルトなのか
Amazing that all of them have the same body as Zukki. Is this the default in Nagoya?
407: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:11:00.22 0 ID:
ズッキはたぶんこれがベスト体重
This is probably Zukki's ideal weight
411: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:11:30.86 0 ID:
ズッキの屁やウ●コって格段にくっさそう
The stench of Zukki's fart and poo must be on a totally different level
517: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:28:45.03 0 ID:
ズッキのデブ画像利用して娘を宣伝しようぜ


これがモーニング娘。の超美少女ズッキだ!!!
Let's try promoting Musume using Zukki's pictures.
"This is Morning Musume's super pretty Zukki!!!"
http://girlschannel.net/post_img_web/2012/11/da8bba17e7caaf7be183b66910c05543_0.jpeg
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新曲よろしく
Please listen to their new song as well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj6OM906Mhs
535: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:31:10.28 0 ID:
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鶴瓶かとおもった
I thought she was Tsurube
543: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:32:24.07 0 ID:
>>535
ふとももヤバいって
Those thighs don't look good
554: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:33:45.64 0 ID:
>>535
もう汚物だな
She's already like a contaminant
692: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:58:07.34 T ID:
>>535
ううううううわあああああああああ
Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
553: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:33:45.29 0 ID:
まとめ

踊れないデブ
面白くないデブ
無愛想なデブ
意地悪なデブ
陰気なデブ
デブな自分を受け入れてないデブ
痩せようとしないデブ
Summary:
A fatty who can't dance
An uninteresting fatty
An unfriendly fatty
A mean fatty
A gloomy fatty
A fatty who doesn't accept that she's a fatty
A fatty who has no intentions of becoming thin
590: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:41:43.78 0 ID:
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この画像が結構好き
I like this picture
597: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:42:53.33 0 ID:
>>590
これ本当になんなのw
What the heck is this really LOL
599: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:43:12.52 0 ID:
>>590
字幕読んでさらに笑えるwww
It get's a lot funnier once you read the subtitle 
(風を感じてる = Feeling the wind)


602: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:43:34.18 0 ID:
>>590
誰よりも風を感じてるな
She feels the wind much more than anyone else
632: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 14:48:03.31 O ID:
一人デブがいるだけでグループ全体がだらしなく見えるってAKBの場合はハッキリ言うんでしょ
そういうところだけは見習ってほしい
In AKB, they say it clearly when there's one fat member who makes the whole group look sloppy right? I hope they follow after that
843: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 15:22:10.85 0 ID:
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846: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 15:23:24.16 0 ID:
>>843
うわっ…殺意覚えるわw
Uwaa... I feel like killing her LOL
861: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 15:26:09.50 O ID:
>>843
アゴ肉スゴいな
もうズッキってアダ名でスレ立てるなやめて
鈴木香音豚化のお知らせでスレ立てようぜ
そしたらGoogle検索で自分を検索した時に
危機感持ってもらえるだろ
The fat on her chin is amazing. Let's just stop creating these threads with her nickname "Zukki" in the title and let's make a thread called "Kanon Suzuki's piggyfication" so that she'l feel some urgency when she searches for herself on google and finds these
853: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 15:25:14.21 0 ID:
ツイッターで「ズッキのこと悪く言わないで!すごく努力してるんだから!」とか言いながらプロフィール画像が
I saw someone on Twitter who said: "Don't say mean things about Zukki! She's doing her best!" but the profile picture is this:
http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/entamepeep-pirori2ch/imgs/4/0/406a97b7.jpg
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の奴を見たことがあるw
あいつどこ行ったかな…フォローしとけばよかった
LOL. I wonder where that person went. I should have followed when I had the chance.
867: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 15:29:18.33 0 ID:
ダンスやるから太るのは仕方ないんだよ

ダンスやるから筋肉つく
ダンスやるからエネルギー補給しないといけなくなる
過剰摂取して太る
太ったら余計に筋肉つけないと踊れなくなる 結果 太る

悪循環
Getting fat can't be helped when you're dancing.
You're dancing so you get muscles.
You're dancing so you have to replenish your energy.
You take too much energy in and get fat.
If you get fat, you have to put on more muscles or else you can't dance. 
Which means you'll get fat.
An evil loop.
879: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 15:31:25.41 0 ID:
>>867
その理屈が通るなら世界中のダンサーみなデブだらけじゃないかw
If that logic is true then all the dancers in the world are fat LOL
877: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 15:31:23.79 0 ID:
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889: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 15:34:46.27 0 ID:
>>877
これあかんやつ
No, no this isn't good
893: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 15:36:19.30 T ID:
>>877
男の太り方だよなあ
She's putting on weight like a man
898: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 15:38:43.73 0 ID:
>>877
ワロタww
LOL
902: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 15:39:25.78 0 ID:
同じような体勢だけどこの頃から太ったな
Here's a pretty similar pose but she was already pretty fat here
http://girlschannel.net/post_img/2013/04/hRdxHJY2jQSS8b1_Kwhe1_146.jpeg
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903: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 15:40:03.98 0 ID:
>>902
アイドルの体型じゃねーな
That's not the body of an idol
914: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 15:41:17.22 0 ID:
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920: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/25(木) 15:42:13.62 0 ID:
>>914
これもおまけで
Throw this in as well

http://tenq.rash.jp/img/tenq2004.jpg
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20 comments:

  1. That's so cruel...

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  2. This is disgusting. I will admit Zukki is a little heavy, I won't be one to ague she is skinny. But she is not some obese human being or something. She's still very cute, and weight should not be such a problem to begin with. She's a better idol than most of Morning Musume, I'd even say. Her talent and determination, her energetic and silly personality- no one can beat it.

    people are such idiots. ._.

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  3. i swear ive seen some of these pix before and most didnt look like this...some have been touched up to make her look fatter...thats mean

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  4. Japanese people are so mean with this theme, she's chubby, we already now, the reason why she keeps gainning weight, may be related to a disease, we don't know.

    But what you are doing with this kinda type of blog posts, is hurting a little kid.

    Morons

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  5. In America, calling someone fat is a taboo and they doing it to a child. I can't believe it. I bet most of those people are ugly and stupid.

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  6. must be creepy akb wotas comments. She's only 14 you idiots!!!

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  7. lol funny as hell

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  8. In America, most people are 300 lbs so of course you guys wouldn't see anything wrong with Kanon's weight. She needs to lose weight but they are really harsh.

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    1. Actually the average in America is 250 lbs. Not 300. I agree she should lose weight though. It doesn't bode well for any celebrity to be overweight on a particularly grand scale above what the public can accept as an okay overweight and since idols are expected to be healthily thin Zukki being healthily fat is not good at all. Her broad shoulders can become pretty acceptable if she keeps them healthily muscular. Her thunder thighs on the other hand really need to go. They draw attention so negatively. She could use some shrinkage on the stomach too but that can be fixed if she'd just wear a girdle regularly.

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  9. Zukki is NOT that fat, don't mess with photos. Zukki is built differently than the other girls. And give it time, she will get skinnier. She is one of the better singers in the group currently.

    I'm guessing your probably all Riho wotas or something. But Riho has actually gained some weight recently. Go complain about that, and make fun of more people.

    Enjoy it also. Fans of Zukki definitely wouldn't want you to be a fan of her either in the future if they ever read this.

    You people disgust me.

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  10. Stupid americans always compare everything with their country
    no wonder internet hates you
    the ideal asians female weight is 90 to 120 lbs, above that considered as fat

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  11. the reason she haven't been in a show is because she could embarrass the group, fans and the company.

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  14. They're so mean, but they have always been strict with their idols.. It's right though, for Asian standards she should probably diet.

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  15. Why everybody is complaining about this post? In Japan is not offensive to talk about a certain person's weight, and Zukki is not thin. She is an idol, so an example for girls like her, and fat=unhealty. So please shut up.

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