Maroka Uchiyama, Ayumi's ex-lover appears on "Akko ni Omakase"; says he was "homeless"

1： ポポポポーンφ ★ 2013/05/06(月) 01:21:18.30 ID:???O

* Maro: "I'm not the one to say if we broke up or not. I just stayed away from work and am trying to open up new things by myself. I'll leave that up to your imagination."

* On changes in his life: "I was a homeless person in January. I lived in a cardboard box. It's said to be pretty warm. I also tried eating grass, and thought about if leaves were delicious. I thought that leaves must be good for the body since they take in a lot of sunlight."

http://news.livedoor.com/article/detail/7649281/

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4： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 01:23:35.64 ID:icHh5psb0

何でこんなすぐバレる嘘つくんだろ

Why does he have to tell a lie that will be immediately found out

5： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 01:24:14.09 ID:Xw37B5MV0

嘘つき乙w

Hello liar

6： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 01:26:09.30 ID:Xw37B5MV0

アタマ悪いから、嘘バレたらどうなるとか、

想像すら出来ずに

嘘つくんだろなw

He must be dumb. Looks like he's lying without ever thinking of the consequences.

7： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 01:27:01.36 ID:85ccxLDBO

浜崎あゆみって長瀬と破局して以降、結婚も含めてろくな男と付き合ってないな。

Hamasaki's never dated proper men, which includes her marriage, after she broke up with Nagase

http://file.pmdc.jp/jpg/m/b/f/mbf_1348587069.jpg

70： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 03:10:16.39 ID:MafgLHOxP

>>7

真剣な付き合いが叶わないと壊れるのはタレントでも一緒なんだろ

It's the same with the other talents who just break down once they don't succeed in their serious relationships

79： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 03:31:50.43 ID:yjPRewrB0

>>7

むしろ長瀬に見る目があったんだろ。

あ、こいつ痛いって

その後浜崎は案の定メンヘラ同士でくっついたりはなれたり

Actually, I think Nagase was the smart one there. He probably thought that she was trouble. And just as expected, Hamasaki got together with the crazy ones who are just like herself.

10： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 01:28:31.99 ID:F4SFVp9J0

内山麿我ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

とりあえず明日の朝ごはん分の草生やしといた。遠慮せずに。

Maroka Uchiyama ROFLMAO
In any case, I planted grass for your breakfast tomorrow. Please don't hesitate.

15： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 01:32:40.35 ID:j7pOhFVA0

かっぺが車運転しながら大音量で流すBGMの浜崎あゆみ率の高さは異常

There's still a pretty high percentage that the country bumpkins are still blasting Ayumi Hamasaki through their car speakers while driving.

20： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 01:35:48.18 ID:oc0bGa5C0

>>15

田舎住みだけど、浜崎のロゴ貼ってる車全然見なくなったぞ

I live in the countryside but the number of cars with Hamasaki's logo stickers have totally disappeared

16： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 01:34:39.12 ID:DrSg1AsV0

少し前まで普通に仕事してた奴が何でいきなりホームレスになんだよ

家を奪われたわけでもあるまいに

How the heck would someone who was just working until some time ago become homeless. I don't think his house was taken away from him.

25： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 01:39:55.68 ID:S0urSc5T0

１月にホームレスとかちょっと無理あるよね～

Homeless in January? That's forcing the issue too much.

31： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 01:44:30.03 ID:ik0k+F+WO

>>25 ガチホームレス2日した俺から言わせればまず無理だ!!寒くてとてもじゃないが寝れないよ

金なくなって金入るまで2日野宿したw

I was seriously a homeless person for 2 days, so let me tell you this, it's impossible! You won't be able to sleep due to how cold it is outside! I camped out for 2 days when I ran out of money.

29： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 01:42:00.40 ID:MXxzgg9c0

仕事なくなり、即ホームレスｗ

んなアホなｗ

Suddenly becoming homeless once you lose your job LOL
No effin' way LOL

37： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 01:48:29.23 ID:tmcPtKbK0

なんか新加勢大周とかすごい思い出した
For some reason, I remembered Shin Kase Taishu because of him

http://amd.c.yimg.jp/amd/20090708-90007347-r25-002-1-view.jpg

40： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 01:49:45.19 ID:Hdulkveg0

浜崎もすっかり安っぽくてイタい女になったね。

昔は輝いていたのに・・・

いっそパリスヒルトンみたいなお騒がせセレブで売り出せば？

マスゴミは喜んで食いつくよ。

Hamasaki has become so cheap and pathetic these days.
To think that she was so full of glimmer in the past...
It might be better if she transforms into a naughty celebrity like Paris Hilton.
The mass media will gratefully cling onto her.

http://new-life-style.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ay.jpg

43： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 01:54:05.75 ID:KbbabYrB0

浜崎さんとお似合いじゃないか

But he looked good together with Hamasaki-san

http://pic.prepics-cdn.com/ayuxkumi/18791370.jpeg

49： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 02:03:31.61 ID:gj7TTqKO0

どん底まで落ちた俺、酸いも甘いも味わって深みが増したぜかっこいいっしょ、ってアピールか

Is he trying to say that "I'm so cool since I experienced the depths of hell and I'm smarter now"?

58： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 02:19:50.22 ID:dP3eKh5CO

あのアホみたいに浮かれたＰＶはなかったことにして流さないのか？w
So are they trying to eliminate that cheerful video they had from his past by not playing it?

62： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 02:31:13.52 ID:IgeyPv7RP

次は暴露本ですね

I think he'll come out with a tell-all book next

71： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 03:12:35.85 ID:p7b24/mK0

簡単にホームレスという言葉を使ってほしくないね。

こういうのは、野宿っていうんだよ。

He shouldn't take the word "homeless" so lightly.
I believe this is called "sleeping out in the open".

76： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 03:22:11.74 ID:rvRv7p0g0

なんでこうなるんだろうねｗ

I wonder how things have turned out like this LOL

78： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 03:30:01.40 ID:oj8TQJW40

和田ってラジオとかでも浜崎嫌ってるよな

浜崎が売れてたころはどんな態度だったんだろうか

Wada hates Hamasaki even in her radio program, huh.
I wonder how she was when Hamasaki was still popular.

123： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 07:17:08.62 ID:zgecyYe20

>>78

売れてた頃は和田の方がすり寄ってたから、

総じて叩くような事は言ってなかったよ。

特に長瀬と付き合ってた頃は、長瀬含めて舎弟扱い。

で、浜から相談事っていうようなメル内容なら電話の

相談事をベラベラ喋るから、浜の方から切られてた。

長瀬と別れた辺りから、双方の事務所から喋るなって言われたんじゃない？

一切、浜の事は言わなかったなあ。

That time, Wada was the one who was clinging onto Hamasaki so she never said anything to harm her. Especially when she was still dating Nagase, Wada treated them as if they were her disciples. Then Wada kept talking about the things Hamasaki tells her through the telephone or text messages, so Hamasaki was the one who cut the ties with her. After her breakup with Nagase, I think the agency of both parties just told them to shut up. Maybe? And Wada never talked about Hamasaki since. 

93： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 04:26:14.66 ID:wRbdyIBPO

個人の夢を聞かれて世界平和とかって答えちゃうヤツは理解できないや。

普通そんな言葉吐けないよ。

I really don't understand it when someone says that their dream is "world peace".
There's no way you can say things like that normally.

100： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 05:14:41.94 ID:hBSkiaTI0

なんでおまかせなんて出てんの？ｗ

Errr, why was he a guest in "Akko ni Omakase" in the first place?

101： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 05:17:43.89 ID:o570dLJ+O

>>100

そこ気になるよなｗ

どういう経緯で招かれたんだｗ

True, that's a mystery.
How did he get invited there? LOL

113： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 06:48:59.45 ID:Wnro0OkbO

浜崎はダメ男が好きなんだな。男は早めにいつ捨てられてもいいように浜崎銀行から金を引き出さないとな

So Hamasaki likes good-for-nothing men, huh? Men should just immediately make their withdrawals from the Bank of Hamasaki so they'll have no regrets when she decides to cut ties with them.

121： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 07:14:06.39 ID:7sh1BvAn0

かわゆい　あゆちゃん

Ayuchan is so cute!

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/uwasainfo/imgs/d/6/d6c779bd.jpg

125： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 07:22:04.26 ID:wVKUnrYc0

あゆの青森公演２Daysがまだチケット残っているらしい

下手すりゃタダ券出回るな

I heard that there are still tickets left for her Aomori Park concert. When things go bad, free passes might be handed out.

148： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 09:53:50.91 ID:DNEcnF6uO

やっぱり浜崎は

聖子や明菜には

勝てないな

Hamasaki will never win against Seiko and Akina

154： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/05/06(月) 10:21:15.27 ID:OtATRIeIO

>>148

今の華原にも勝てん。

She won't even be able to beat Kahara now

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