Saturday, August 24, 2013

Gatchaman live action movie score given by critic Yuichi Maeda: 4/100 wwwwww



1: 32文ロケット砲(埼玉県) 2013/08/22(木) 14:59:18.22 ID:TWCTH++aP
Summary of Yuichi Maeda's review
* Praised the '70s anime for the cool characters, stylish highlight scenes, and passionate theme song. He also commended the anime for tackling social issues despite being a children's anime.
* Live action adaptation does not reflect the essence of Gatchaman and felt like a declaration of war towards the original version.
* Gatchaman has a radical ideology, where they would even neglect the lives of 10 million people for the sake of saving a single person.
* 40% of the movie consisted of the hero's childish logics, while the remaining 60% revolved around Gouriki's character JUN's illicit love towards Matsuzaka's character KEN.
* JUN felt like this character who only thinks about how she could score with KEN.
* The movie feels like it's for the audience to enjoy Gouriki's one-man love comedy skits.
* JUN has a terrible character, speaking ill of KEN's late girlfriend and dissing the nice and cool suits that they get to wear.
* Your children who will go watch the movie with you might ask you, "Why are those people just talking about women and aren't even setting out to war?"
* The biggest complaint here is why don't they just trash the internal discord within the group, and go hurry up and save the world.
* The scriptwriting is a mess. There's no end to the criticisms that can be made. The viewers will be left with nothing but questions, and despite all of this, the movie hinted that there will be a sequel.

http://movie.maeda-y.com/movie/01777.htm

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7: アトミックドロップ(千葉県) 2013/08/22(木) 15:01:26.89 ID:xCoX4ZKK0
ちょっとワロタ
This made me LOL a bit
8: ハイキック(福井県) 2013/08/22(木) 15:02:05.47 ID:SSfiUsJ70
ガッチャマンじゃなくガッチャミャァンだからなぁ。
It's not Gatchaman, but Gatchamyaaaaan, got it?
10: 栓抜き攻撃(禿) 2013/08/22(木) 15:02:55.84 ID:QmvNbhg+i
6割もゴーリキーなのか、拷問だな…
So 60% of it is Gouriki? What kind of torture is this...
http://www.cinemacafe.net/imgs/zoom/75576.jpg
13: 膝靭帯固め(石川県) 2013/08/22(木) 15:03:39.41 ID:ThTU6vvx0
この手の邦画は制作が決まって予算を分捕ったところで終わりだしな。

実際に作るのはおまけみたいなものよ
Japanese movies like this essentially stop once they announce that it will be undergoing production and once they are provided with budget.
Creating the actual movie is like a bonus.
14: フランケンシュタイナー(長屋) 2013/08/22(木) 15:05:15.68 ID:4z3dkdCL0
6割がゴリオシさんてw
60% is Ms. Gori-oshi? LOL

http://articleimage.nicoblomaga.jp/image/139/2013/1/2/12a9cc940e0356f1d1fca92b8ef062a7579fd20f1365649708.jpg
18: 魔神風車固め(新潟県) 2013/08/22(木) 15:06:10.69 ID:VKW+pouZ0
剛力がキャスティングされる時点で真面目に映画作る気なんてねーよな
They probably weren't serious about making this movie from the moment they cast Gouriki in it.
19: ボマイェ(福井県) 2013/08/22(木) 15:06:17.96 ID:rnHwvAQp0
ゴーリキーの法則
The law of Gouriki
20: 32文ロケット砲(禿) 2013/08/22(木) 15:06:22.30 ID:WyinKB8bP
むしろその4点がどこを評価してのものかが気になる
どんな糞映画でも「CGはよかった」とか「音楽は頑張ってた」みたいなとこはありそうなものだけど4点て…
I'm actually concerned about the 4 points he gave. What did he find good in it? No matter how bad a movie may be, people will still say good things like, "The CG was good" or "The music was well done", but 4 points?
23: TEKKAMAKI(新疆ウイグル自治区) 2013/08/22(木) 15:07:24.85 ID:MjJohZO60
>>20
スーツだろw
It's the suits w
223: 32文ロケット砲(SB-iPhone) 2013/08/22(木) 18:01:30.69 ID:MxZnrzRiP
>>20
衣装がかっこよかったって書いてあるよ。
He did write that they wore nice and cool costumes.
26: 張り手(東京都) 2013/08/22(木) 15:08:26.31 ID:ScPN7uPB0
だから黙ってパシフィック・リム見に行けって
That's why just shut up and watch Pacific Rim.

http://www.kotaku.jp/photo/pacific_rim_manachan_tp.JPG
29: ツームストンパイルドライバー(関西・東海) 2013/08/22(木) 15:09:07.17 ID:ThnB7QdE0
やっぱりゴーリキーのラブコメになっただけかw
ガッチャマンは世代でもなんでもないしファンの悲鳴を聞いて楽しませてもらうよ
So it just turned into Gouriki's love comedy, huh.
I'm not from the Gatchaman generation anyway, so I'll just sit back and enjoy the complaints of the fans.
33: 32文ロケット砲(福井県) 2013/08/22(木) 15:09:51.67 ID:tuDFiIe6P
この批評見る限りだと
脚本がおかしいのかな
It seems that there's something wrong with the script based on this review.
39: エクスプロイダー(関東・甲信越) 2013/08/22(木) 15:11:14.13 ID:TacKVHg8O
頑張ってデビルマン越えを狙って下さいねw
Please do your best and surpass Devilman w
http://blog-imgs-61.fc2.com/s/y/u/syumibanzai/img_387475_6322938_0.jpg
40: 32文ロケット砲(SB-iPhone) 2013/08/22(木) 15:11:30.71 ID:7KW+QFWuP
6割剛力って(´・ω・` )
60% Gouriki? (´・ω・` )
49: 逆落とし(神奈川県) 2013/08/22(木) 15:13:05.89 ID:/XkuJ/9Y0
ヤッターマンもほんときつかったからなぁ
凡人にやらせたらこんなもんなんじゃね
Yatterman was also hard to watch.
This is probably what you get if you let a commoner do the adaptation.

http://pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/201304/26/43/b0238743_13104824.jpg
52: TEKKAMAKI(神奈川県) 2013/08/22(木) 15:14:02.61 ID:RSptl4U/0
あらゆる原作を確実に葬り去る剛力さんか
Oh, it's Gouriki-san who makes sure to butcher every original story adaptation she does.
56: ハイキック(catv?) 2013/08/22(木) 15:16:42.01 ID:bsV9n1V60
ごい面白かったんだが俺が異端なのか?娯楽作品としての及第点は超えてると思うんだが

いうかどんだけ高尚な物を求めてんだよ?ダビンチコードとは違うんだぞこれは

あどんな作品にでも難癖つけることが仕事の奴だっているしな、そんな奴にいちいち振り回されんなよ
It was actually really good, is there something wrong with me? As an entertainment piece, I think it's above the passing mark.
Rather, just how good of a movie do you guys want? This isn't Da Vinci's code, you know.
Well, there are people who make a living off finding faults in every piece of work. Just don't get influenced too much by people like those.
58: ヒップアタック(山形県) 2013/08/22(木) 15:18:10.09 ID:gD95pOGLI
>>56
プークスクスwww
おやおやw
Pffffttt www
Oh my, what do we have here w
62: 足4の字固め(東日本) 2013/08/22(木) 15:19:19.67 ID:6eDSAT6Z0
>>56
オマエが他に面白いと思った映画いくつか挙げてみ?
それとどの辺が面白かったのかもな
Can you list the other movies that you liked?
Also include which parts you found interesting.
70: ドラゴンスリーパー(愛知県) 2013/08/22(木) 15:22:16.39 ID:BKCul2lP0
>>56
コピペじゃない・・・だと・・・
So this isn't... a copy & paste meme...?
74: ハーフネルソンスープレックス(東京都) 2013/08/22(木) 15:24:16.94 ID:SFl27mtJ0
>>56
お前の好みにけち付けるつもりはないが、お前と他人の好みが一緒だとは思うなよ
It's not that I'm saying anything about what you like, but don't think that everyone agrees with your taste.
89: ランサルセ(三重県) 2013/08/22(木) 15:30:05.81 ID:Hk2HDnlg0
>>56
どんなスレにも使えそうな縦書だな
It does seem like you can use it on every thread out there, especially when you consider reading it vertically.
243: アキレス腱固め(愛知県) 2013/08/22(木) 18:38:37.95 ID:4Or3K54u0
>>56
に釣られるやつ多すぎぃ
A lot of you people are being trolled by >>56
246: 河津掛け(新疆ウイグル自治区) 2013/08/22(木) 18:44:19.78 ID:lox+Zsw+0
>>56
ヒント:縦読み
Hint: Read it vertically. 
(*The first three letters of the 3 sentences read as (すてま)"Sutema" which means "Stealth Marketing". In other words, >>56 is implying that the reviewer is actually giving the movie negative press so that the readers will become more curious about the movie)
66: チェーン攻撃(大阪府) 2013/08/22(木) 15:20:35.17 ID:gu0V36D70
超映画批評って、ツッコミや揚げ足取ってる批評が多いよね
But this site "Chou Eiga Hihan" just finds fault in almost everything.
67: 32文ロケット砲(芋) 2013/08/22(木) 15:20:42.33 ID:XCgBA88mP
もうスーツデザインからしてヤバい気がしてた
I did feel this was heading towards the wrong direction from the moment I saw the design of the suits.

http://movie00.up.d.seesaa.net/movie00/image/oth13041105040010-p2.jpg
78: ファイヤーボールスプラッシュ(愛知県) 2013/08/22(木) 15:26:12.82 ID:vWJFi4HE0
剛力彩芽からは逃れられない
There's no escaping Ayame Gouriki. 
81: 16文キック(兵庫県) 2013/08/22(木) 15:27:11.45 ID:fw+bpFtu0
この人アニメの実写化に低評価のクセあるよね
+10点くらは下駄はかせてもいいよ
This reviewer has a habit of giving low scores to live action adaptations of anime.
You can add +10 points to the total.
86: ファイヤーバードスプラッシュ(チベット自治区) 2013/08/22(木) 15:29:14.01 ID:gX7in86Q0
>>81
110点満点中4点か
So you mean 4/110, huh...
104: TEKKAMAKI(神奈川県) 2013/08/22(木) 15:39:34.02 ID:RSptl4U/0
剛力「じゃあ次はパトレイバーでも潰すか」
Gouriki: "Well then, maybe I should go and destroy Patlabor next."

http://bbs40.meiwasuisan.com/movie/img4/13638716730001.jpg
109: ラ ケブラーダ(広島県) 2013/08/22(木) 15:43:32.25 ID:7T5FZNOm0
>>104
破壊神だな
The god of destruction
132: ツームストンパイルドライバー(九州地方) 2013/08/22(木) 16:00:57.07 ID:BIDCPyIGO
>>104
マジでやめて…
I'm serious, please stop it already...
144: ウエスタンラリアット(秋田県) 2013/08/22(木) 16:14:42.74 ID:m3blzNK00
>>104
勘弁してください
No thank you.
124: エルボーバット(SB-iPhone【緊急地震:日高地方東部M4.9最大震度3】) 2013/08/22(木) 15:54:01.30 ID:3ioM7ZlSi
これに1800円使うならパシフィックリムを見るべき
超熱いぜ!日本アニメの魂がきちんと込められてる
You'd be better off watching Pacific Rim instead of using JPY 1,800 on this.
It's full of passion! It's got the Japanese anime spirit in it.
127: チェーン攻撃(dion軍【緊急地震:日高地方東部M4.9最大震度3】) 2013/08/22(木) 15:58:02.57 ID:dValCtGNP
どんな昔のアニメ思い出してもゴーリキっぽい顔は出てこないが
何を念頭に置いてるのか
I honestly can't remember an old anime that has a character that looks like Gouriki.
What do they keep in mind when doing this?
131: TEKKAMAKI(神奈川県) 2013/08/22(木) 16:00:55.76 ID:RSptl4U/0
>>127 これとか?
Like this?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cjsG6CXEqxU/T-aftIslGNI/AAAAAAAACkc/Dz65ZWdmLe0/s1600/ssssssssss.png
133: チェーン攻撃(チベット自治区) 2013/08/22(木) 16:02:52.06 ID:kRIycm27P
剛力さん流石です
安定の原作破壊率ですね
As expected of Gouriki-san.
She's really consistent when it comes to destroying all these original stories.
153: セントーン(東京都) 2013/08/22(木) 16:31:36.08 ID:CJJpTvsa0
昔のSMAPのCMのほうがはるかにカッコイイと言われていたやつですね
The one SMAP did for a commercial once upon a time was much, much cooler.

163: ドラゴンスリーパー(新疆ウイグル自治区) 2013/08/22(木) 16:37:49.53 ID:MsjNDJuD0
ヘルメットとかヘッドセットみたいなのが、かっこわるかった。
いや、かっこいいんだが、全然似合ってないと言うべきか。
The helmets and the headset-like objects were uncool.
No, they actually are, but they just didn't look good here.
168: ミドルキック(東日本) 2013/08/22(木) 16:40:20.95 ID:L1iPcmoqO
この文章を読んだら逆に興味がわいた
This article actually made me more interested in watching the movie.



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