Mari Yaguchi with a double chin!
Josei Jishin out today.
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* Situation: Yaguchi was shot with her mother and younger sister as they went out shopping.
* Yaguchi's clothes: Cut-sewn blouse, pants, sunglasses, hat, no makeup.
* Drastic change in her appearance after 3 months of self-imposed lockout.
* Has clearly put on a lot of weight since she was last seen.
* Carrying a bag from "MUJI Ryouhin" (did a lot of shopping; contents unknown).
* The first time seeing Mari Yaguchi after her net broadcast on 5/23.
<Mari Yaguchi's first live comments after her self-imposed lockout>
Reporter: "Do you have any message for your fans?"
Yaguchi: "I'm alright. I'm doing well. Sorry for making you worry."
- 野村サッチーみたいだなShe's like Sacchi Nomura
- 上手く撮ったなｗI'm amazed that they were able to take a picture like that w
- 薬でもやってんのかよｗｗｗｗｗｗIs she doing drugs or something?wwwwww
- これは酷いThis is horrible
- 特殊メイクだなMust be some sort of special makeup
- 一日中焼肉食ってプレステでマリオやってるんだっけErr, she's eating yakiniku all day while playing Mario on the PS, right?
- 肥えたねえｗMy, she's gained weight w
- これオカンの方だろ！This must be her mother!
- ３ヶ月でここまで太れるのかよCan one really put on this much weight in 3 months!?
- 肥えたな。おばちゃん化してるShe's gotten huge. She's turning into a granny.
- しかも三十路っていうAnd she's in her 30s already.
- 想像以上でワロタThat's beyond what I imagined
- オセロの中島と同じ展開・・・It's the same development as Othello's Nakajima...
Next up, expect a fortune teller to make an appearance!
- 二重あご・・・Double chin...
- マジかこれスゲーなSeriously? Wow
- 別人のおばちゃんだろ。こんなのに釣られるかよMust be a different granny. Who are they trolling with this?
- 中島知子の時もひどい写真出してきたけどThere was also a picture during Tomoko Nakajima's time, but she looked normal once she camed out in public.
She's just making a face momentarily for this w
Hashimoto also said that these tabloids use these weird looking ones on purpose, and that they're like a photo book of weird faces.
- 太るのはあっちゅーまだなShe got fat in the blink of an eye
- ここまでの２重アゴってそうとうデブだろｗShe must really be fat if she's got a double chin like this
- よく矢口だと分かったなコレ…I'm amazed that they recognized Yaguchi like this...
- たしかに言われなきゃ矢口と分かんないなTrue, I can't even tell that this is Yaguchi unless someone told me so.
I guess it is a pretty good disguise.
- 別人だなMust be a different person.
- たった数ヶ月の自宅警備でこうなるのか？So people can really grow this big in just a few months of being locked up at home?
She must be eating a lot www
- 結婚してくれって言おうとしたけどI wanted to say, "Please marry me!"
But I can't at this state.
- もう30くらいだろShe's already 30, right?
It'll take her time to lose weight, so that'll probably delay her comeback further.
- 矢口デラックスYaguchi Deluxe
- 仕事激減でやつれてるかと思ったら元気そうだなI thought she'd be all thin, looking sick because of her loss of jobs, but she actually looks well.
She actually looks healthy.
- まさかと思ってみたらカンナムスタイルだったI couldn't believe my eyes, I thought it was Gangnam Style
- ホントに本人かよIs it really her?
She just looks like a different person to me.
- 肌はきれい、肌はHer skin is beautiful, though.
- これならサングラスしなくても矢口ってわからないよｗPeople wouldn't even know that she's Yaguchi even if she didn't wear sunglasses if she's like this w
- エルトンジョンを思い浮かべた俺もかなりおっさんI'm pretty old myself since I just imagined Elton John
- 近所にいるゴミの日を守らないオバサンに似てるShe looks like this old lady in our neighborhood who doesn't follow garbage days.
Could that be Yaguchi?
- 昔太ってた時期の矢口When Yaguchi used to be fat
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