"It might be weird for me to say this even if I'm the one who leaked the pictures, but Miyata-kun was very cautious with his surroundings; we didn't exit the karaoke nor the hotel together so that no tabloid will write about him."
What the heck is this
- 誰や君Who the heck are you
- そもそもキスマイ宮田って誰？Err, who is Kis-My's Miyata?
- 女可愛いなThe girl looks cute
- すげーなこれキスマイヲタの反応はどうなのWow. What are the Kis-My wotas' reactions?
- 未成年だったらジャニーズでもやばいよってスルーEven if he's from Johnny's, he's still underage so this will spell trouble.
So I'm choosing to ignore this.
- はいHere you go
- 19歳ならまぁ19 years old? Well...
- 恐ろしいな信用できる彼女以外とはできないってことかThat's so terrifying.
That means they can't do it with anyone except for a girl that they trust?
- 可愛いShe looks cute
- これは黙殺されるだろうかCan something like this be brushed aside?
- AKBと提携して互いに性欲処理すればいいのにWhy don't they just have a tie-up with AKB so both sides can deal with their sexual desires together
- 好きなジャニがいるのに何で他のジャニと寝られるのかThere's a Jani she likes right? Why did she sleep with another Jani?
- 良い物食ってるな(´・ω・`)Nice meal there (´・ω・`)
- キスマイて２９歳とかいんだよなｗ城島のポジションなんかなI didn't realize Kis-My had a 29y/o member w
Is that guy like in the Joshima position?
- キスマイで玉森のオマケ扱いなのによく玉森ヲタとやる気になったなこいつしかも暴露されるとか悲惨すぎだろHe's just treated like Tamamori's "etc.", right?
I can't believe how he got it on with a Tamamori-wota.
And to be exposed on top of that? This is so tragic.
- ヲタってこと隠してたんじゃねプリクラだから本物はどうかわからんが若くて普通以上なら相手にされるんだろうよく貼られてるジャニヲタのババアの画像みたら怪物ばっかりだしShe probably hid the fact that she's a wota. It's just a purikura on her profile picture so we don't know if it really is her, but a guy would normally go for it especially if a young, above-average looking girl would approach him, right? Well, I don't really know since all these Jani-wota pictures that are being posted are of all these monstrous grannies.
- ジャニヲタ知ってんの？これDo the Jani-wotas know about this?
- ここのホテルたしかちょっと値段高めだから２０前後の若造にしちゃ贅沢だなあジャニーズはいいなあThis hotel is one of the expensive ones, and that's pretty luxurious for a youngster who's in his 20s.
Johnny's sure have it good.
- この女の目的なに？こいつの人気落として 本命のやつの人気を相対的に上げたい とか？でももう 他の男と寝ちゃったおさがりの女なんかとつきあうとかなんとかいう対象じゃないだろもうWhat's the objective of this girl?
Did she want to lower this guy's popularity so her main guy's popularity will go up?
But guys wouldn't like dating a girl who's like a hand-me-down of another man.
- jgjgjgjgjgs: ごはん食べつつ宮田のケータイでアニソンかけながら話してたら急に??「俺?実はタレントなんだよね(どやっ」 で、知らない程だからびっくりしたフリしてたら??「ジャニーズわかる？キスマイのメンバーなんだよね(どやっ」 ?「えっ！ジャニーズなんですか ...jgjgjgjgjgs: We played anime songs through Miyata's phone while we were eating, then he suddenly said: "Me? I'm actually a talent you know... (cocky)". When I acted like I didn't know... "Do you know Johnny's? I'm a member of Kis-My, you know (cocky)"... "Eh! You're from Johnny's?..."
- 玉森と繋がれるかもと思って宮田とやる→結果遊ばれて捨てられる→ムカつくので晒すこんな感じかなShe probably thought that she could get connected to Tamamori so she does it with Miyata.
→But she was just toyed with and dumped.
→Then she got irritated and exposed him.
This might be how it went.
- ヤリ捨てされた腹いせってやつかこんなことしたらジャニババアに目を付けられそうだけど大丈夫なのかこいつThis is probably her way of taking revenge after getting dumped.
The Jani-grannies will probably be setting her in their sights now, will she be alright?
- 大麻くんもお咎め無しだったんだしこれくらいなんてことないだろEven Ohno-kun went unpunished.
Something like this is nothing.
- 宮田って後列のボトム3くらいのポジションかなThis Miyata guy is like in the bottom 3 of the back row, right?
- ジャニはすぐ写真撮られるなThese Johnny's guys always have their pictures taken
- キスマイは他ヲタからはブサマイという相性で呼ばれるくらいのブサイク揃いで有名なグルーう本当に顔の作りがいいのが玉森１人で後１人が雰囲気イケメンで残りはブサイクと言うんだからKis-My's this group that's popular for having ugly members, so much so that they're called "Busumuai" by other wotas, right?
People say that Tamamori's the only one who has good facial features; another one is an ikemen by atmosphere, while the rest are just plain ugly, right?
- ジャニてにゃんにゃんやベット写真多いよな最初からそれ狙いなんだろうけどIt seems these Johnny's guys have a lot of these bed and lovemaking pictures out.
That is what people are after in the first place after all.
- これの左端だよね？この中だと比較的イケメンに見えるIt's the leftmost guy, right?
He actually looks considerably like an ikemen among this group.
- Twitterのジャニヲタどもの反応見てみたが宮田が？と笑われとるI looked at the Jani-wotas reactions on Twitter.
They're just going like, "That Miyata?", and making fun of it.
- 右側４人不細工すぎワロタｗLOL @ how ugly the 4 guys on the right are
- 録音とか怖ええええええええええええええEven the voice was recorded? Scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
- セクシーゾーンとどう違うの？How are they different from Sexy Zone?
- 一般人を相手にするとこういうのがあるからなぁ売れてる女優と付き合うのが一番安全Things like this will happen if you deal with commoners.
The safest way is to date popular actresses.
- 一番キモくて人気ないやつThe creepiest and least popular member
- おわったなこいつ元からおわってたけどThis guy is done for.
Well, he was originally done for from the start.
- 北山とかメイサとかいっぱいろんな女との画像あるぞBut that Kitayama guy has a lot of pictures with different women like Meisa, right?
- こっちのほうがやばいだろIsn't this the bigger problem?
- テレビで報道されないやりちんジャニーズ画像Man-whore Johnny's pictures that won't even be reported on TV
- 売れるまで右手で我慢する気概はないのかDoesn't he have the perseverance to at least settle with his right hand first until he becomes famous?
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