Hitoshi Matsumoto's movie R100 was given a 1-star rating by the Toronto International Film Festival, lowest of all 59 entries. The second lowest got 2 stars.
From the Toronto Star:
"R100 (1 star): Japanese comic turned director Hitoshi Matsumoto explores the nature of desire through the world of kink, told through the eyes of a mild-mannered salesman who joins a club where he can be humiliated by a succession of dominatrixes. Shot through a sepia-tinged lens with flashes of pale pastels added later, it’s a film designed to satirize modern Japan and to shock. (One particular scene will raise hackles.) Occasionally edifying, mostly unsettling. B.D."
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- 6： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:07:55.25 ID:Ir+VcZHl0
- これ以上恥の上塗りするのやめろよStop putting yourself to shame more than you already have
- 11： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:08:21.20 ID:J38LT6IT0
- ワロタwLOL
- 12： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:08:38.55 ID:/JhRqIR40
- じわじわくるｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗThis review slowly gets to you wwwwwwwwwww
- 18： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:09:13.81 ID:ZfTQTkuJ0
- 今年上映される全映画の中でも最低クラスだよ見てないけどIt's the lowest class of all the movies to be shown this year.
Though I haven't seen it. - 22： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:09:43.83 ID:9gIvW+sj0
- 断トツだなwwwBy a landslide www
- 30： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:10:37.45 ID:9QGk05/Z0
- 海外の賞レースに出して箔をつけるつもりが逆効果wHe probably wanted to add gloss to his resume by joining a foreign festival, but it worked against him w
- 46： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:13:11.15 ID:P62mvd5P0
- でもまた「わかる奴にはわかる」で片付けるBut he'll just wrap this up once again by saying,
"There are still people who understand my vision". - 60： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:14:23.07 ID:auJkb0i90
- 海外で評価されてるって方向に持って行きたいのにｗｗBut he just wanted to be known as someone who was recognized overseas ww
- 78： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:16:05.81 ID:G68O9m3I0
- トークは神がかり的に面白いのに映画作ると小学校低学年みたいな発想になっちゃうからなあTo think that he's so funny and godly when he talks, all his ideas become like those of a gradeschooler when he makes a movie
- 80： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:16:26.32 ID:E9iFmZff0
- 映画の才能はまだ内村の方が上だなUchimura still seems to be above him when it comes to movie-making
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- 99： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:18:04.11 ID:ljCy78830
- >>80内村の映画は正直面白くないけど誠実だとは感じるｗ映画好きなんだなぁってHonestly, Uchimura's movies are boring, but I do feel the sincerity there. w
You can really tell that he like movies.
- 87： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:17:22.19 ID:Yc+rLlp70
- トロントはわかってへん10月の東京国際映画祭で勝負や！Toronto can't understand him!
The next round will be at the Tokyo International Film Festival in October! - 94： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:17:42.16 ID:JUw9Boud0
- 制作費が５０億円って本当なのかIs it true that production cost him \5 billion?
- 100： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:18:17.31 ID:/JAOiVUi0
- 期待通りｗAs expected w
- 111： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:18:47.49 ID:Nsj7n6Y70
- 体を鍛え始めておかしくなったなI feel he's just gone crazy after he started working out.
http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/harablack-geinousokuhou/imgs/b/a/ba4de856.jpg
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- 117： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:19:19.13 ID:7mnChI420
- >>111それ以前に若い嫁もらってからだろうIt was even before that, when he got himself a young wife.
- 119： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:19:33.67 ID:w+IWO49m0
- ダウンタウンはＤＶＤの売り上げで相当吉本に貢献してるけどな映画制作ぐらい良いんじゃない。But Downtown has made major contributions to Yoshimoto thanks to their DVD sales.
I don't mind him making movies. - 130： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:20:15.63 ID:h2A8EDNP0
- やはり基礎的な教養がないとこうなる。もう伸び代がない。ここが限界。まぁ、今までよく頑張ったよ。お疲れ様。This is what happens if you don't receive any training. There's no more room for growth, this seems to be his limit.
Well, he's done well up to this point. Thanks for all the hard work. - 146： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:21:01.03 ID:iQbiRhZEO
- 松本の映画が出る毎に品川さんの評価が上がっていく品川さんはいい時期に映画撮ったよな流石ですEach time Matsumoto comes out with a movie, Shinagawa-san's reputation goes up.
Shinagawa-san shot his movie at a great time.
Just what you'd expect from him.
http://movies.c.yimg.jp/movies/pict/interview/20090311001/2009031100101.jpg - 150： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:21:14.71 ID:4twBGhx90
- まっつん「天才が評価されるのは死んでから。俺はゴッホの生まれ変わりや」Mattsun: "Geniuses only receive recognition once they die. I'm the reincarnation of van Gogh".
- 164： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:22:06.24 ID:hV9b1ffo0
- テレビでも映画でも競争原理から徹底して守られて甘やかされてるよねｗIt seems that he's being shielded from the principles of competition in TV and movies, he seems to be getting preferential treatment w
- 196： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:24:42.73 ID:SX6rq+hu0
- 浜田が映画作った方が面白いんじゃねI get the feeling that Hamada would make better movies
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- 229： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:27:07.08 ID:9M68NOLh0
- >>196そんな気がしてきたThat's what I'm starting to think as well
- 203： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:25:14.74 ID:8fOBBhEE0
- 評価で笑わせてどないすんねんWhat are you doing making us laugh through the review written about you
- 204： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:25:22.28 ID:yAd+wdza0
- アイディアはあるんだろうけど、映画という形にするにはやはり映画を勉強しないとなたけしだって2作目を撮った後に、「やっぱ映画って難しいな、ちゃんと勉強しないと壊すこともできない」と思ったらしいしI'm sure he has ideas, but he needs to study what "movies" are in order for him to turn those ideas into film.
Even Takeshi thought after shooting his 2nd film that
"Movies are really difficult. You can't even ruin it if you don't study it". - 241： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:28:27.04 ID:gLwtXECK0
- たけし1作目 その男凶暴につき2作目 3-4Ｘ10月3作目 あの夏一番しずかな海4作目 ソナチネ松本1作目 大日本人2作目 シンボル3作目 さや侍4作目 Ｒ1004作目でもやっぱ完敗なんかな松本映画Takeshi
1st - Sono otoko kyoubou ni tsuki (Violent Cop)
2nd - 3 tai 4 x Juugatsu (Boiling Point)
3rd - Ano natsu, ichiban shizukana umi (A scene at the sea)
4th - Sonatine
Matsumoto
1st - Dai Nipponjin (Big Man Japan)
2nd - Symbol
3rd - Saya Zamurai
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- 259： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:29:36.71 ID:hyqFntYj0
- >>241たけしはやっぱり巨匠なのかSo Takeshi can definitely be regarded as a "great director", huh
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- 278： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:30:37.93 ID:mtWS00T50
- >>241その男凶暴につき は当たらなかったけど芸人レベルが作ったとは思えない完成度だったけどなｗSono otoko kyoubou ni tsuki wasn't a hit, but it was so well-made that you wouldn't think that a comedian did it
- 274： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:30:28.39 ID:51KvqBl70
- 評論家とは言っても人だから好みも千差万別なわけでそんな中で最下位をとるって逆に難しいだろｗたしか松本は「日本での評価が不当に低い！海外では賞賛されてるのに！」って言ってたような・・Critics are still human so the taste varies with each one, and it's actually more difficult to get the lowest score in those conditions.
Didn't Matsumoto say, "My reputation in Japan is unfairly low! To think that I'm lauded overseas!"... - 300： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:32:29.65 ID:989sU7Ph0
- * Movie adaptation coming soon
- 332： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:35:11.65 ID:SX6rq+hu0
- シネマ坊主で言いたい放題だったのが全て自分に返ってきたなAll the karma just returned to him after saying all that he wanted on Cinema Bouzu
- 336： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:35:22.06 ID:uvba5wUj0
- え？星一つなんて初めて聞いたよトロントって甘い評価で有名じゃないのこれ素人は映画の勉強してから来いっていう意味じゃないの？Eh? It's the first time I've heard of something like a 1 star.
Isn't Toronto popular for being easy on the ratings?
Aren't they trying to say that 'You amateurs should study filmmaking first before competing!' with this? - 357： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:36:18.54 ID:OjsX+lw00
- 裸の王様状態で痛々しいな誰かはっきり言ってやれよHe's like the emperor in his new clothes, it's getting painful to watch.
Someone should already tell it to him straight to the point.
http://matsumoto-radio.blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/_23b/matsumoto-radio/E69DBEE69CACE9AB98~1.JPG - 377： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:37:31.87 ID:SX6rq+hu0
- 最低評価なんて聞くと、どれだけ糞映画なのか怖いもの観たさで観たくなってくるなそれが狙いかWhen you hear that it got the lowest score, it actually tickles your curiosity and makes you want to see it.
Maybe that was his aim. - 386： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:37:59.92 ID:35W82nQ10
- そもそも松本って映画好きなのか？その辺から疑問Does Matsumoto even like movies in the first place?
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- 402： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:38:52.20 ID:gLwtXECK0
- >>386あんま好きじゃないシネマ坊主で言ってるシネマ坊主の企画がなかったら映画なんかあんま見ないしともHe said in Cinema Bouzu that he doesn't like watching movies that much. He probably wouldn't even be watching too much movies if it wasn't for Cinema Bouzu.
- 416： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:39:48.16 ID:1L9u3TiV0
- 「板尾創路の脱獄王」のほうがずっと面白かったItao Itsuji no Datsugokuou was much more interesting
http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/artcommunication/imgs/e/0/e0a1174e.JPG - 442： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:41:14.11 ID:VB/vwoPa0
- この最低評価を開き直って笑いに出来ればいいんだけど松本のちゃっちいプライドが許さないのがもうねｗほんと松本終わったなIt would be better for hi though if he could make fun of himself and turn this low review into laughs.
Maybe Matsumoto's pride won't allow him to do it.
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- 475： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:43:53.92 ID:4twBGhx90
- >>442松本「トロント映画祭で最低評価を得たR100です。」舞台挨拶でこれが言えたらいいんだけどな。芸人なんだし頼むでまっつんMatsumoto: "This is R100 which got the lowest reviews at the TIFF."
It would be great if Matsumoto could say something like that. He's a comedian after all, so please!
- 481： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:44:14.67 ID:ZMKQfX2lP
- 一流の映画監督ってみんな例外なくものすごい量の本読んでるよね松本って本嫌いで読まないんだよねだから糞映画しか撮れないんだよAll first class directors read tons of books without exception.
Matsumoto hates books and doesn't read any, right?
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- 643： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:56:49.67 ID:3zNeq5gPO
- >>481たけしとの対談で「やっぱり読書はせな駄目ですね。僕も割と好きなんです。こないだ内田春菊読んですごいと思った」とか言ってたぞ。He once said in his conversation with Takeshi,
"I really need to read more books, huh. I actually like reading. I read Jungiku Uchida a while back and thought it was amazing.".
- 504： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:45:54.67 ID:MGzjjirh0
- 松本信者の俺でも大日本人→映画館で見るしんぼる→TSUTAYAでDVDレンタルさや侍→見てない、見ないR100→見ないとなったからなｗEven a Matsumoto worshipper like me went:
Dai Nipponjin → Watched at a moviehouse
Symbol → Rented DVD at Tsutaya
Saya Zamurai → Didn't watch, won't watch
R100 → Won't watch - 549： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:49:55.69 ID:OFnRirlS0
- 松本人志で笑えない日が来るなんて２０年前は想像もできなかったよ…I never would have imagined 20 years ago that the day would come when Hitoshi Matsumoto won't be able to make me laugh...
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- 585： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:52:22.07 ID:pcw2N8IYO
- >>549俺もだよ…でも１５年くらい前にはもう終わった人なんだなと思ってたけどMe too... But I already thought that he was all washed up 15 years ago.
- 572： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:51:21.94 ID:U9IVaDDy0
- どうやらこの後、松本と大森南朋＆渡部篤郎がトロント入りするらしい・・・俳優二人にはきっついな・・・It seems that Matsumoto will be heading to Toronto with Nao Oomori and Atsuro Watabe...
This must be tough on these 2 actors...
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- 603： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:53:35.37 ID:OFnRirlS0
- >>572大森は出演オファー引き受けるか相当迷ったって言ってたなでも「ダウンタウン世代だし、あの松本さんから声かけてもらったら引き受けないわけにいかない」となんか可愛そうI heard that Oomori really pondered if he'd accept this casting offer.
But he's from the Downtown generation, and there was no way he'd refuse an offer from Matsumoto-san. I feel sorry for him.
- 580： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:51:55.08 ID:Qu21Fw8V0
- いつまで実験映画作るつもりなんだろUntil when is he planning on doing these experimental films?
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- 609： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:53:54.76 ID:4twBGhx90
- >>580そういうのしか作れないのよまずまともなエンタメ作品作ってみろってThis is the only thing he can do.
I want to see him do a proper entertainment flick first.
- 677： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 18:00:54.11 ID:dpuWuwG40
- 松本人志語録「スピルバーグはオレに聞きに来い」「ダークナイトは１ミリも面白くない」「マグノリアがわかるという奴は頭が悪い奴」「タランティーノはただのアホ」「マトリックスのストーリーがよくわからない」「ＪＳＡのストーリーがよくわからない」「話がよくわからない映画を作るな」「テリー・ギリアムは映画を作るな」「グランプリのダルデンヌ兄弟ってこんなもん？自信がついた」「アカデミー賞は辞退する」「ティム・バートンは学生時代イケてた奴に違いない」「ＣＵＢＥはオレでも作れる」「パッチギを面白くないとは言わせない」「フラガールのしずちゃんは良かった」「オレが認めるような面白い作品はめったにないという結論が出た」「大日本人は自己採点で１０点。謙遜して９点にする」「オレはゴッホ。死後評価される」Hitoshi Matsumoto's quotes:
"Spielberg should be the one asking for my advice."
"The Dark Knight was not good, even for a single millimeter."
"People who understand Magnolia are the dumb people."
"Tarantino is a stupid man."
"I don't really understand the story of The Matrix."
"I don't understand JSA's story."
"Stop making movies where the viewers can't understand the story."
"Terry Gilliam shouldn't be making movies."
"So this is the level of the Dardenne brothers who won the grand prix? This boosted my confidence."
"I'm withdrawing from the Academy Awards."
"There's no doubt that Tim Burton was a cool and sexy dude when he was a student."
"Even I could have made CUBE."
"I won't let anyone say that Pacchigi was boring."
"Shizu-chan was good in Hula Girls."
"I've come to the conclusion that there are almost no good movies that I can accept."
"If I were to rate Dai Nipponjin myself, I'd give it 10 points. But I'd be more humble and just give it 9."
"I am van Gogh. I will be recognized after I die." -
- 695： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 18:02:53.19 ID:0tcZjWiCP
- >>677何このギャグｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗレベル高すぎるｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗWhat's with these gags wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
The level's too high wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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- 762： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 18:08:56.06 ID:FalLRKQz0
- >>677＞＞「オレはゴッホ。死後評価される」死んだらボロカス言われそうなんですが特に作品として残ってしまって信者も死んだ後はの映画は>>"I am van Gogh. I will be recognized after I die."
I feel that he'd be bashed further after he dies.
Especially since his films will remain and after all his believers die, then...
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- 854： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 18:19:27.59 ID:JtG4xXee0
- >>677何でこんなこと言っちゃうんだろうなぁI wonder why he'd say stuff like this
- 963： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/10(火) 17:50:38.98 ID:T/twd3Q/P
- ダウンタウン世代として、ここまで落ちぶれるとなんかせつなくなってくるAs a part of the Downtown generation, it makes me sad seeing him fall down like this.
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