半沢に出てた中島とWith Nakajima who was in Hanzawa
- ジャニーズ御用達の女優だったのにShe used to be this actress who was used a lot by Johnny's talents, right?
- 事務所の力だけで生きてる大根女優A ham actress who only gets to survive thanks to her agency's authority
- あかん奴だこれThis isn't good
- 堀北真希と双璧をなすジャニーズ安心女優だったのにI always thought that she and Maki Horikita were like this dual fortresses who were free from the clutches of Johnny's talents
- えっ 30歳と20歳？Eh, a 30-year-old and a 20-year-old?
- 相葉と付き合ってなかったっけ？Wasn't she dating Aiba?
- ジャニーズの方は有名な人なん？Is the Johnny's guy popular?
- 中島 裕翔 1993年水川あさみ 1983年Yuto Nakajima 1993
Asami Mizukawa 1983
- クソ上司に買収されかけた中島かNakajima who almost got bribed by that damn boss, huh
- シェアハウスで兄弟役やってたなOh, they were siblings in Sharehouse
- 10歳も離れてんのか10 years apart?
- 姐さん女房かいいなAn older wife?
I'm so jelly.
- あいつかっこいいからしゃーないなCan't be helped, that guy's handsome after all
- 中島くんは役者一本の方がいいんじゃないの？背が高すぎだし顔がアイドルっぽくないNakajima-kun seems to be better off as an actor. He's too tall, and he doesn't have the face of an idol.
- 水川はどつよのがお似合いなんじゃないI think Mizukawa looked better with DoTsuyo
- 声汚いし貧乳だけど黙ってりゃなんかエ口いという女優The actress who's got a rough voice and small boobies, but looks hot as long as she stays quiet
- 水川って場を和ませる力がすごいから上野樹里とセットで使われてたって記事を読んだようなきがするI read somewhere that Mizukawa's amazing at breaking the ice, and that's why she's often cast alongside Juri Ueno
- そんなのバーニングお得意の提灯記事じゃないですかOh, why if it isn't Burning's specialty, an exaggerated article!
- 水川って声が汚いから女優向いてない剛力も同じくMizukawa's got a rough voice and she's not suited as an actress.
Same as Gouriki.
- めっちゃくちゃイケメンじゃないか背高くてスタイルいいなWow, he's really an ikemen!
He's tall and has a nice figure.
- 水川あさみが彼女だったらめっちゃ楽しいと思うわI think it'll be so much fun to have Mizukawa as your girlfriend
- 平成は伸び悩んでるから売名してもらってるんだろｗHeySay seems to be making little progress so they're using her for promotion
- ジャニーズが女使って売名はないわThere's no way that Johnny's will use women for promotions
- 中島って中学時代はもっとイケメンで人気あったのになんか劣化して凡庸になっちまったNakajima was more of an ikemen and was more popular when he was in junior high.
I feel he's deteriorated from that and just became mediocre.
- 水川あさみは日曜昼のジャニーズの番組のミニドラマに出てたAsami Mizukawa was in the Sunday noon mini-drama of a Johnny's program
- 有村の２ショットも平成だっけ？Arimura's photo was also with a HeySay member, right?
- 前は相葉じゃなかった？ジャニと縁あるなWasn't she with Aiba previously?
It looks like she's being associated with Johnny's a lot.
- 相葉のほうがお似合いだな変な声だしI think she and Aiba looked better together. They both have weird voices as well.
- 相葉から中島に乗り換えたのかこの食い荒らし方はジャニヲタ穏やかじゃないだろうなSo she jumped ship from Aiba to Nakajima.
I don't think the Jani-wotas will be able to keep their calm against this glutton.
- へそピアスなのが残念だよなｗToo bad she has piercings on her belly button w
- 小出恵介と突き合ってたはずだけど別れたのか？I thought she was with Keisuke Koide. So they split up?
- ジャニーズ大好きなんだなShe must really love Johnny's
- じゃあ相場と中島は兄弟なのかでも芸能界ならザラだろなWhich means that Aiba and Nakajima are (hole) brothers.
But there must be a lot of them like that in the showbiz world.
- ジャニヲタ的には山田とか知念じゃなくてよかったって感じなのかなBut I guess the Jani-wotas are happy that it isn't Yamada or Chinen
- カツーン以降は誰一人顔と名前が一致しないというか顔すらほとんど知らないI really can't put the names to the faces of these Johnny's talents that came after KAT-TUN. I don't even know what they look like.
- これ他の関係者も含めて4人くらいの食事会だよ最後も「つまんねーな！」で終わってたBut this was just a dinner meeting together with other staff members, and there were 4 of them.
The article just ended with a "bo-ring!" at the end.
- 業界関係者との食事会だったみたいだね中島くんは半沢で知ったけどイケメンSo it was just a dinner meeting with some industry executives.
I got to know Nakajima from Hanzawa, but he's an ikemen.
- オッサン二人同伴で最後に深々とお辞儀して別れててワロタこんなただの食事会が記事になるんだから半沢効果は凄いThey were together with 2 old men, and they parted ways by bowing deeply to each other.
Just goes to show how amazing the Hanzawa effect is if something as petty as this became an article.
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