Monday, February 3, 2014

Why are all the prettyboy ikemens so small?


1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 21:58:46.04 0 ID:
美形イケメンって身長低い男ばかりだな・・・・

水島ヒロはイケメンだけど向井や斉藤工やもこみちや綾野、福山、小栗等はそこらへんに溢れてるわ
Pretty ikemens are all so small...
Hiro Mizushima is an ikemen, but faces like those of Mukai, Takumi Saito, Mokomichi, Ayano, Fukuyama, Oguri, etc. are in overabundance everywhere.



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3: softbank126114244027.bbtec.net 2013/12/09(月) 22:02:43.47 0 ID:
日本でもこれだから平均170以下のチビは夢見ないほうがいいよ 
This is the situation in Japan so squirts lower than 170cm should just stop dreaming


抱かれたい男性芸能人ランキング(an・an 2012) 
01向井理   182cm 
02福山雅治  180cm 
03木村拓哉  176cm 
04松本潤   172cm 
05竹野内豊  179cm 
06桜井翔   171cm 
07西島秀俊  178cm 
08佐藤浩市  182cm 
09玉木宏   180cm 
10生田斗真  175cm 
11山下智久  174cm 
12堤真一   178cm 
13妻夫木聡  171cm 
14佐藤健   170cm 
15大沢たかお 181cm 
16瑛太    179cm 
17TAKAHIRO  180cm 
18阿部寛   189cm 
19GACKT   180cm 
20高橋克典  175cm
Ranking of men who you'd want to make love to you (an an 2012)

01 Osamu Mukai   182cm 
02 Masaharu Fukuyama  180cm 
03 Takuya Kimura  176cm 
04 Jun Matsumoto   172cm 
05 Yutaka Takenouchi  179cm 
06 Sho Sakurai   171cm 
07 Hidetoshi Nishijima 178cm 
08 Koichi Sato  182cm 
09 Hiroshi Tamaki  180cm 
10 Toma Ikuta  175cm 
11 Tomohisa Yamashita  174cm 
12 Shinichi Tsutsumi   178cm 
13 Satoshi Tsumabuki 171cm 
14 Takeru Sato   170cm 
15 Takao Osawa 181cm 
16 Eita    179cm 
17 TAKAHIRO  180cm 
18 Hiroshi Abe  189cm 
19 GACKT   180cm 

20 Katsunori Takahashi  175cm
123: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 23:55:14.22 0 ID:
>>3
EXILEのTAKAHIROって背高いんだ
I didn't realize EXILE's TAKAHIRO is that tall
126: ai126241001185.tik.access-internet.ne.jp 2013/12/10(火) 06:02:35.35 i ID:
>>3
生田と妻夫木って意外と小さいんだな
小顔でスタイル良いからなんだろうな
180くらいあると思ってた
Ikuta and Tsumabuki are surprisingly small, huh?
Must be because they've got small faces and have great figures.
I always thought that they stood at around 180cm.
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:07:15.80 0 ID:
ハイドは不細工
hyde is ugly


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26: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:16:06.94 O ID:
チビ界では>>10みたいなのがイケメンって崇められてるの?
普通に向井や斉藤工の方がかっこいいと思うけど
まあ、チビ界のことはよく分からないないから何とも言えないな
Are guys like >>10 being worshipped in the chibi world?
I think guys like Mukai and Takumi Saito look better.
But I don't really know anything about the chibi world so I'm not the one to say.
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:18:12.48 0 ID:
>>10
津田大介さんじゃないですか
If it isn't Daisuke Tsuda-san

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12: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:09:44.95 O ID:
チビは体型不細工の蔑称だから、チビの時点でイケメンではない
"chibi" is a derogatory term for "ugly body" so you can't be called an ikemen if you're small
14: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:10:48.99 0 ID:
いや小栗も向井も普通にかっけえだろw
Nah, Oguri and Mukai are pretty cool w

(Related post HERE)
15: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:10:53.91 0 ID:
女性ホルモン打ち込んだようなジャ二顔が身長低いんだろ
Guys with Johnny's looking faces who look like they had female hormones injected into them are the ones who are small
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:11:23.73 0 ID:
確かに
チビのイケメン多いよな
You're right.

There are a lot of ikemens who are small.
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:11:39.82 O ID:
チビな時点でイケメンの条件から外れます
とりあえずうっすい醤油顔のやつをイケメンだという風潮やめろキムチ臭い

髪型でごまかす雰囲気イケメンも増えすぎ
You already can't be considered an ikemen if you're a squirt.
Just stop calling these light, shoyu-faced guys as ikemen, it reeks of kimchi.

The number of ikemens by atmosphere who are just making up for it with their hairstyles have increased as well.
18: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:12:04.81 0 ID:
中性的なイケメンの高身長のチート感
岡田将生最強
Androgynous ikemens who are tall are like cheating.
Masaki Okada's the mightiest.

http://blog-imgs-38-origin.fc2.com/s/p/e/spekey/Okada_M.jpg
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:12:59.64 O ID:
>>18ロリコンだけど許されるくらいイケメン
He's a loli-con but he's too much of an ikemen that it can be forgiven
29: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:17:11.98 0 ID:
岡田将生は憎めないな
You just can't hate Masaki Okada


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31: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:18:01.08 0 ID:
長身は馬面になりがちだからな
There's a tendency for tall guys to have horse-looking faces
38: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:19:38.54 0 ID:
>>31
現実はチビのほうが顔が長くでかいけどね
背が高いと小顔
チビはそうじて巨顔
But in reality, the small ones have the longer and bigger faces.
Tall ones have small faces.
Small guys generally have big faces.
33: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:18:21.52 0 ID:

身長185だけど
胴長短足で
163の奴と脚の長さ同じくらいだわ
I stand 185cm tall but I have a long torso with short legs.

My legs are about the same length as someone who stands 163 cm.
35: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:18:49.42 0 ID:
180で丸顔の俺は珍しいのか
So someone like me must be rare since I'm 180cm tall but I have a round face
41: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:20:42.38 0 ID:
チビに彼女寝取られでもしたのか?
Did a chibi steal your girlfriend away?
44: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:21:04.87 0 ID:
チビは何か攻撃的なやつ多いよな
高身長のほうが低姿勢
There are a lot of small people who are aggressive, right?
While the taller ones take a lower profile.
48: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:22:30.18 0 ID:
チビは自分を大きく見せたがるからな
Because the small ones want to make themselves look huge
53: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:24:14.89 0 ID:
チビ曰くなめられたくないらしいよだからいつも攻撃的
According to small guys, they don't want to be looked down on so they're always aggressive
68: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:38:00.06 0 ID:
強気なチビと聞くと村上ファンド思い出す
I remember Murakami Fund when I think about strong-spirited squirts


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69: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:39:22.74 0 ID:
ハゲやデブとちがい克服することがほぼ不可能に近い肉体的コンプレックスだから同情するわ
I pity them and those who have that physical complex since there's almost nothing you can do about it, unlike being bald and fat
79: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:47:26.99 0 ID:
チビって何センチからだよ
How many cm tall is a chibi?
81: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:47:56.22 0 ID:
160台はアウト
Those around 160cm are all out of the question
82: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:48:17.17 O ID:
「俺身長160だけどイケメン」っていう書き込みを2chしょっちゅう見るけど、

「俺身長180でイケメン」なんて、わざわざアピールする奴はあまり見ない

現実でもチビは女の前で屁理屈こねたりハッタリかましたり姑息な奴ばかり
I see a lot of posts on 2ch saying: "I stand 160cm but I'm an ikemen", but not too much of the ones that go "I stand 180cm and an ikemen". Even in real life, the smaller ones are the cheap people who keep on quibbling about things in front of the girls and make all the absurd claims all the time.
89: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:53:08.18 O ID:
チビの自称イケメン率は異常
イケメンかどうかは周りが評価するもんなんだよ
ネットに「俺イケメン(キリッ」なんて書き込むのは糞チビくらいだよ
It's crazy how many squirts there are who claim that they themselves are ikemens.
That's something for the people around you to decide.

Guys who write, "I'm an ikemen" on the Internet must be the really small ones.
104: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 23:14:58.58 O ID:
身長175しかないからこういうスレ見るたびに死にたくなる
I'm only 175cm tall so I feel like dying everytime I see threads like this
109: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 23:31:06.17 0 ID:
高身長は顔が伸びやすい傾向があるからか
There's a tendency that tall people's faces grow long
110: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 23:31:07.66 0 ID:
全員が全員とは言わないけど背が低い男に性格に問題がある人が多い割合は明らかに高いとは思う
I'm not saying that it's true for everyone, but there's obviously a high percentage of small guys who have attitude problems
118: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 23:43:10.56 0 ID:
163cmしかないわ
しかもグロメン
I only stand 163cm.
And a Guromen at that (grotesque man).
125: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/10(火) 05:45:38.43 0 ID:
最近有名人の身長色々調べたりしてたがやっぱイケメンで180あると羨ましくなるな

TAKAHIROも十分でかいがMAKIDAIのがでかく見えるから181くらいでAKIRAが184くらいか

他の不細工のっぽは気持ち悪いだけだからどうでもいい
I've been researching about the heights of these personalities these days, and I get really jealous when an ikemen stands 180cm tall.
TAKAHIRO's pretty tall himself, but MAKIDAI looks taller so he must be around 181 while AKIRA's probably around 184.


The other ugly tall guys are disgusting so I don't give a damn about them.


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39: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/09(月) 22:19:40.84 0 ID:
どんだけチビにコンプレックスあんだよw
Just how much of a chibi-complex do you guys have? w



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