Saturday, February 1, 2014

The ideal guy according to women (latest version)


1: ダイビングヘッドバット(埼玉県) 2014/01/28(火) 21:36:14.97 ID:2shNtjq7P
http://blog-imgs-53.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/olgsdq2.jpg
Guy who is all of the things I like
- Straight, long bangs. Black Hair

- Generally thin and flimsy (especially the shoulders)
- Usually wears dark clothes
- No heavy accessories
- The top is slightly flying away
- Slightly wide collar
- White complexion
- 3/4 sleeves or long sleeves
- Simple wristwatch
- Yes to jeans or skinny. No to 3/4s and shorts
- Yes to leather shoes. No to pointy toes


http://blog-imgs-53.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/Y0TWHcJ.jpg
One of my ideal boyfriends
- Casual & simple piercing
- The type who ties his muffler behind
- Likes backpacks

- Sarouels are nice, but normal looking pants are the best
- Black hair (not too long, not too short)
- Looks good with glasses
- Duffle coat!!! I like the shape, and any color's fine as long as it suits him
- A lean guy who stands 168~180, but is pretty muscular, especially on the calves
- Smart
- Laid back
- Sometimes cute
- Not flashy!
(there's no person like this that exists)


http://blog-imgs-53.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/UeXYhb8.jpg

Black-cat type boyfriend
- Free-natured. 
- Clever.
- Surprisingly the jealous type.
- Basically 'uninterested' (but loves his girlfriend)
- Wicked and scheming
- Good at acting spoiled
- Black haired, white complexion
- Lean
- With a beautiful collarbone and nape

http://blog-imgs-53.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/ugbN3IP.jpg

Loose type of guy
- Always unmotivated
- Hairstyle where you can't tell if it's a bedhead or if it was fixed
- Pet phrases are: "I'm sleepy", "So cold", "So troublesome"
- Fawns at inexplicable stuff
- Generally responds affirmatively
- Relatively low morals
- Unexpectedly has a lot of friends
- Brimming with curiosity at weird things
- Runs like he's skipping

http://blog-imgs-53.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/8rvIMph.jpg
The man whom women want
- Good looking in 80% or more of overall appearance (face, body, hair, tall height)
- As long as he has a good looking face, he can wear anything since he'll still look good
- Gentle and kind, an ikemen who doesn't complain about his girlfriend's hobbies (better if he's rich)
- An ikemen who can cook
- But not too flashy


7: ドラゴンスクリュー(家) 2014/01/28(火) 21:44:34.59 ID:k86E0uC90
これは腐女子の理想だろ
リア充の理想はEXILEみたいな男じゃねーの?
This must be the ideal of the fujoshis.
Don't the real "offline" women prefer EXILE-like guys?
10: キャプチュード(東日本) 2014/01/28(火) 21:47:38.06 ID:FSjG/RfRO
俺は5枚めだな
料理はできんが 40歳でこんなもん
I'm # 5.
I can't cook, but I'm like this at 40.
11: ミドルキック(神奈川県) 2014/01/28(火) 21:47:52.42 ID:/Vnqm6Ix0
こういうのってオカマみたいな奴ばっかりだな
こういう系にどんどんどんどん入れ込んでエスカレートしていったら
最終的に女に辿り着くんじゃないの?
それならオーケーだよ
ウェルカムって感じだ
Most of these ideal types look gay.
And if they get into these types too much and it escalates, then won't the women actually realize that they're ideal man is a "woman"?
Then that's ok.
I'd actually welcome that idea.
15: アトミックドロップ(新疆ウイグル自治区) 2014/01/28(火) 21:53:17.30 ID:e85XR8Hs0
>>11
こういう女って友達みたいで都合のいい男が好きなんじゃねーの?
どこか女っぽいのは自分と話が合うとかで、そのくせ都合イイトコは男らしさもとめて
Maybe these women like guys who are "convenient", just like a regular friend?
Making their ideal men a bit effeminate probably means that they want their interests to match, while still making them manly in some aspects.
12: シューティングスタープレス(東京都) 2014/01/28(火) 21:49:35.09 ID:4sWXqFPQ0
何が最新版だ?前に見たのと同じではないか?
スキンヘッドのミリタリーファッションがリストに載ったら起こしてくれ。
How can you call this "latest"? Isn't this the same as the one we saw a while back?
Please wake me up when "skin head" and "military fashion" gets on the list.
14: パイルドライバー(dion軍) 2014/01/28(火) 21:52:25.92 ID:PYbxHJt/0
こういう男は女嫌いだろ。
But men like these ones hate women
18: バックドロップ(埼玉県) 2014/01/28(火) 21:57:31.52 ID:zanyslv/0
俺じゃん
Oh, it's me
19: グロリア(東京都) 2014/01/28(火) 21:59:36.57 ID:6jtKfyQd0
いかにも現実世界で男に声も掛けてもらえない、見向きもされないブサイク女が考えてそうな理想像だな
Definitely looks like the ideal type of the women who are never even looked at by men in real life.
21: 膝十字固め(新疆ウイグル自治区) 2014/01/28(火) 22:00:16.01 ID:RQ4k9/7g0
お前らwwww
You guys wwww
22: ランサルセ(関西・北陸) 2014/01/28(火) 22:01:01.75 ID:I3C7AzyvO
聞き上手に褒め上手

女が弱気な時に
やや荒い言葉で強く励ます

こういう男がモテる

って、妹の新車のドライブに付き合った時に
妹が力説してたわ
Good at listening, good at complimenting.
When a woman feels down, the guy will cheer her up with strong words.
Guys like this are popular.

---is what my younger sister emphasized when I went with her to test drive her new car.
24: テキサスクローバーホールド(dion軍) 2014/01/28(火) 22:02:10.11 ID:uU5Dnz0j0

シャツにおっぱいって書いてる
ただものではないなこいつ
Oppai (boobs) is written on the shirt.
This one is no ordinary person.
51: ビッグブーツ(禿) 2014/01/28(火) 23:21:01.73 ID:ksSKZ0qpi
>>24
!!!
25: アイアンフィンガーフロムヘル(東日本) 2014/01/28(火) 22:02:20.75 ID:Zyzj3Bq7O
経験上、ピアノ弾くとモテる
Based on my experience, people who can play the piano are the ones who are popular
27: ローリングソバット(新疆ウイグル自治区) 2014/01/28(火) 22:12:45.26 ID:lHu/66dZ0
少女漫画の主役か
Main characters in shojo mangas, huh
29: ムーンサルトプレス(福井県) 2014/01/28(火) 22:15:37.64 ID:Kg63X5de0
顔も体も女みたいなのばっかだなあ
ぶっちゃけ女ってレズなの?ってレベルだろこの好みは
All of these have feminine-looking faces and bodies.
I honestly want to ask if these women are actually lesbians because of their preferences.
31: ハイキック(三重県) 2014/01/28(火) 22:16:46.79 ID:nPpD92FC0
男の子が求める理想の女子最新版
Latest version of the ideal girl that men want
http://blog-imgs-53.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/uGEPPtB.jpg
32: ムーンサルトプレス(福井県) 2014/01/28(火) 22:18:34.37 ID:Kg63X5de0
>>31
髪の色が下品なのでNO
The hair color looks cheap, so NO
33: リキラリアット(神奈川県) 2014/01/28(火) 22:20:12.71 ID:sQ4UT8qa0
最近髪の毛垂らしてオデコ隠すのばっかだな
ハゲに謝れ
All those hairstyles these days cover the forehead with bangs.
Apologize to bald people.
34: アトミックドロップ(新疆ウイグル自治区) 2014/01/28(火) 22:21:31.22 ID:e85XR8Hs0
>>33
よう!はげ!
Yo! Baldie!
39: ハイキック(東京都) 2014/01/28(火) 22:31:37.59 ID:mbCZLn1Q0
>>33
あんさん、心まで禿たらしようがないで
Can't be helped if your heart is balding as well
37: ドラゴンスープレックス(関東・甲信越) 2014/01/28(火) 22:28:51.80 ID:X/dM/8sFO
身長160からアリらしいぞ
良かったなおまえら
Looks like they're fine with guys who are 160cm tall and above.
Good for you guys.
40: カーフブランディング(チベット自治区) 2014/01/28(火) 22:32:53.24 ID:UUlbf89N0
なんで「私(個人)」じゃなく「女子(みんな)」なんだろうな
男にも言えることだけど
Why aren't they saying "my ideal type" but generalizing it like "women's ideal types"?
That's also true for men, though.
42: 16文キック(西日本) 2014/01/28(火) 22:34:14.13 ID:XKFUJi680
>>40
異性を攻撃、というか自分を擁護するための材料だからな。
It's to attack the other sex, rather to protect themselves
41: ムーンサルトプレス(福井県) 2014/01/28(火) 22:33:08.57 ID:Kg63X5de0
この理想像見ると、学生くらいの年齢だよね
同い年の女の願望ならいいけど、いい歳したBBAなら吐き気がしますね
When you look at their ideals, they seem like students.
I'm fine if these are the wishes of girls who are of the same age, but I feel like throwing up if these are the ideal types of grannies.
43: ハイキック(東京都) 2014/01/28(火) 22:34:58.86 ID:mbCZLn1Q0
>>41
そりゃ男だって若いこの方がいいように
女だって若いピチピチしたのがいいんだろう
Even men prefer younger girls.
Which means that women also prefer young, fresh ones.
45: ダイビングヘッドバット(dion軍) 2014/01/28(火) 22:36:20.59 ID:iXKdGUeQP
やっぱりヲタは男女問わず黒髪好きが多いんだろうか?
Looks like wotas, men and women alike, prefer black hair, huh
46: ショルダーアームブリーカー(チベット自治区) 2014/01/28(火) 22:38:59.01 ID:2fiwkNMN0
大体当てはまる
禿てるけど
I mostly fit the descriptions.
I'm bald, though.
49: ダイビングヘッドバット(群馬県) 2014/01/28(火) 22:47:13.72 ID:uXgyOkuNP
数が少ないだけで男のオタクと変わらないんだな
They may not be great in number, but taste of female otakus isn't that different from male otakus, huh
52: リバースパワースラム(滋賀県) 2014/01/28(火) 23:22:37.41 ID:0susdKL90
おばさんになるに従って、きれいな男に男を感じなくなってオカマにしか見えんようになった。
But the more a woman gets older, these pretty boys look more gay to their eyes, and don't feel like men anymore.
54: ダイビングヘッドバット(埼玉県) 2014/01/28(火) 23:24:45.82 ID:/Wf6hKdgP
男が求める女に比べてバリエーションが少ないよな?
皆、同じに見えてなんか怖い。
There are less variations of the women which men want, right?
Everyone looks the same, it's scary
55: テキサスクローバーホールド(埼玉県) 2014/01/28(火) 23:29:35.71 ID:SuVi6bTV0
お前ら嫉妬しすぎわろた
LOLing at you guys, so full of jealousy
61: クロスヒールホールド(福島県) 2014/01/28(火) 23:42:44.08 ID:H0jKZINS0


今時ボートネックのTシャツきてるやついないだろ
No one wears boatneck shirts these days
66: トラースキック(埼玉県) 2014/01/29(水) 00:11:01.16 ID:4lVpy4TG0
>>62
幽遊白書じゃね

中身  幽助
外見  蔵馬
たまに 飛影

自分  螢子
Isn't that Yuyu Hakusho?

Personality - Yusuke
Looks - Kurama
Sometimes - Hiei

Self - Keiko
64: ビッグブーツ(千葉県) 2014/01/28(火) 23:58:28.62 ID:PbwooGFG0
短髪マッチョアニキの出番はないか
So... no room for a short-haired macho big-bro, huh
70: アトミックドロップ(東京都) 2014/01/29(水) 00:20:28.86 ID:/CXnrJR00
>てっぺんがいい具合いにはげてる

俺たちの時代キター
> The top is slightly flying away

The time for us baldies has come---!!
56: ジャーマンスープレックス(東日本) 2014/01/28(火) 23:30:29.42 ID:x+c4BUFu0
毎年毎年

俺ばっかり出すなっつーの!
Really now, stop putting me in these lists each and every single year!


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