Requirements to get into the KBTIT family www

1: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 14:59:51 ID:tOPlun0m

* Male (of any species)
* Middle-aged
* Brown, long hair (can be black)
* Sunglasses
* Ugly when removed
* Pathetic words and deeds
* Has a sense of humor
* Needs to have outstanding talent for a particular field, or cult-like popularity
* Has extreme strong points and weak points
* Gloomy
* Has a dark past

(Semi-related post HERE)

* [KBTIT = This nickname was given to gay AV actor TAKUYA (top row, middle) due to his resemblance to BLEACH author Kubo Taito, or TITE KUBO]

http://blog-imgs-50-origin.fc2.com/e/b/i/ebianjohnnysmatome/20130517123413c16.jpg

4: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:00:31 ID:7Ujkosme

割と的確ですね．．．
That's pretty spot-on...

6: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:01:19 ID:7Ujkosme

KBTITはそろそろ音楽以外から募集かけなアカン時期やねん
KBTIT needs to recruit new members from outside the music industry

7: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:01:48 ID:yQAZQHMF

条件満たせばワイでも入れてもらえるん？
So even I can join as long as I meet the requirements?

11: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:02:34 ID:jjv6WL42

種族不問で草
LOLing at the "of any species" part

12: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:02:49 ID:LwiZ6ya0

ギタリストKBTITってユーモアセンスなさそう
I don't think guitarist KBTIT has any sort of sense of humor
http://cdn-ak.f.st-hatena.com/images/fotolife/m/maemuki/20111120/20111120215010.jpg

16: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:03:33 ID:4TWRRXAa

ギタリストは欠点あんまないんじゃないですかね
I don't think the guitarist has too many flaws

20: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:05:14 ID:yZ5MkOZI

http://64.19.142.11/blog-imgs-68.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/DJ-KOO1.jpg

21: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:05:31 ID:pmHqqbKT

カルト的人気はkbtit認定された後からついてくるものじゃないんですかね
Doesn't the cult-like following naturally come after one has been acknowledged as a full-fledged KBTIT?

23: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:06:01 ID:mLTtPKh0

TOSHIは入れませんかね…
Isn't TOSHI included here...

33: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:09:20 ID:O3oDoB5J

>>23 

言うほどか？ 
You really think?


http://64.19.142.10/blog-imgs-68.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/toshi-x-japan--large-msg-121830241681-3dd8a.jpg

34: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:09:40 ID:bJVaYhnd

>>23

恵まれた歌唱力から恵まれた顎
From a blessed singing ability to a blessed chin

25: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:06:32 ID:HJB02WMd

なお本人の意思に関係無く無理矢理入会させられる模様
And it seems that people are just being forced to join this family regardless of his own will

29: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:07:51 ID:zIZsThuf

佐村河内もファミリーの一員なの？
Is Samuragochi a member of the family, too?
http://www.hiroshimapeacemedia.jp/mediacenter/images/articles/20121211112508370_en_1_original.jpg

42: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:11:34 ID:Q4+oM2OC

>>29

・まもるっ　

・作曲者の言うことには絶対服従なんだよ

* Mamoru
* Absolute obedience to what a composer says

30: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:08:15 ID:oj/vGxep

http://64.19.142.13/blog-imgs-68.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/7hgtsHi.jpg

36: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:10:18 ID:uREwHf1a

>>30

もうこれホント嫌い
I really hate this

41: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:11:26 ID:eBWt68V6

>>30

西川の謎のリアル感
Mysteriously real vibe that Nishikawa gives off

43: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:12:04 ID:31Ee/vxY

勝手にKBTIT認定された挙句問題を起こすと破門される模様
And it also seems that you'll be expelled from the family if you cause trouble, even if you're considered an honorary member

48: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:13:53 ID:JrzxkttE

http://64.19.142.12/blog-imgs-68.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/Uau3eQk.jpg

51: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:14:45 ID:OhejxO3k

>>48

これはファミリー入り不可避ですねぇ
She can't escape from joining the family now

58: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:15:42 ID:ucWdII/z

>>48

サムネだと違和感ない
If it's on thumbnail size, it won't look awkward at all

59: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:16:16 ID:T59WL9Mr

佐村河内はちょっと髪が長すぎてKBTITに似てないと思うんだよなぁ
But Samuragochi's hair is too long, I don't think he looks like KBTIT

66: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:17:54 ID:GM1UerLH

>>59

もう似てるかどうかより条件パーツが揃ってるかで決められてるな
No need to look like him at all, it all gets decided based on the conditions and the parts

63: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:16:52 ID:HGA9U/Ex

http://64.19.142.13/blog-imgs-68.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/51qi5l5iIAL__SL500_AA300_.jpg

69: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:19:02 ID:sQaDncpa

>>63

maneater(意味深)
maneater (profound)

65: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:17:44 ID:QckyYVG9

よし、ピロウズは全員KBTITだな！
Alright, then everyone from the Pillows are KBTITs!


http://64.19.142.10/blog-imgs-68.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/ww_tokusyu_the_pillows_02-300x208.jpg

67: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:18:18 ID:DiRIfJEm

http://64.19.142.11/blog-imgs-68.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/ZbhOloW.jpg

EXILEのHIROもKBTIT一族イケるやろ
Even EXILE's HIRO can join the KBTIT family

72: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:19:40 ID:HGA9U/Ex

http://64.19.142.12/blog-imgs-68.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/121209506.jpg

79: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:22:06 ID:eqVGPaIp

>>72

こういう服着てんのMIKAMIかKBTITぐらいなんだよなぁ
MIKAMI or KBTIT are about the only ones wearing this kind of outfit

74: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:20:34 ID:DmLjJnEO

http://64.19.142.10/blog-imgs-68.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/fuOWOCd.jpg

84: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:22:41 ID:W9Y1v/QT

>>74

KBTIT一族∩SMRGUT一族＝REVOTIT
KBTIT family ∩ SMRGUT family = REVOTIT

76: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:21:45 ID:JzpiYqOK

そろそろアスリートTITがほしいがアスリートであの風貌を両立するのが難しいな
I feel that we also need an athleteTIT now, but it's hard for athletes to maintain such looks

88: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:24:17 ID:tVj6zoy9

ほんとに愛されてんな
You guys really love him, huh
http://cdn-ak.f.st-hatena.com/images/fotolife/m/maemuki/20111120/20111120215010.jpg

89: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:24:28 ID:DmLjJnEO

http://64.19.142.10/blog-imgs-68.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/fuOWOCd.jpg

100: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:27:24 ID:u02AFssQ

>>89

この立ち方はポイント高いな
High points for the way he's standing

91: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:25:18 ID:6wkUwNxn

その筋では結構有名な釣りのプロ（Shimano所属）

高橋哲也

There's the popular fishing professional (under Shimano)
Tetsuya Takahashi

http://64.19.142.10/blog-imgs-68.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/fuOWOCd.jpg

99: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:27:03 ID:7Ujkosme

>>91

入る入る入る．．．

痛い言動とか炎上した過去があったら完璧やな

He'll definitely get in.
And it'll be perfect if he has lame words and deeds, and a past where he caused quite a commotion.

94: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:26:18 ID:GpW5gPI+

revoTITはすっごいお母さん思いのいい人やから…（震え声）

なお条件はほとんど満たしてるもよう

But revoTIT's a nice guy who cares for his mom... (trembling voice)
But it seems like he meets all the conditions.
http://cdn-ak.f.st-hatena.com/images/fotolife/m/maemuki/20111120/20111120215010.jpg

103: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:27:40 ID:6J/VgyLT

ＸＪＡＰＡＮ　ＴＯＳＨＩ

ＥＸＩＬＥ　ＨＩＲＯ

は入会できそう

X JAPAN TOSHI
EXILE HIRO
can enter this, right?

104: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:28:09 ID:O3oDoB5J

>>103

ヒロはノンケなのがネック
HIRO being straight is holding him back

113: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:29:59 ID:eBWt68V6

>>104

久保帯人先生や松本孝弘さんがゲイみたいな言い方はやめろ
Stop saying it like Taito Kubo-sensei and Takahiro Matsumoto-san are gay

107: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:29:01 ID:FiY0j0D/

http://64.19.142.10/blog-imgs-68.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/fuOWOCd.jpg

116: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:31:12 ID:dOhXREFH

>>107

これMTMTITのアシスタントさん？
Is this MTMTIT's assistant?

126: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:34:34 ID:FiY0j0D/

>>116

WANDS(後期)のボーカルやで～

WANDS (later phase) vocalist~

108: 風吹けば名無し 2014/02/28 15:29:04 ID:ToumBVly

忘れがちだけど漫画家の久保帯人先生って言われて一般人が信じそうな人が入会条件だから
People tend to forget, but the condition for joining the family is if regular people will believe it even if someone says that this certain person is Taito Kubo-sensei

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/aoba_f/imgs/7/0/70d4600c.jpg

http://64.19.142.10/blog-imgs-68.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/fuOWOCd.jpg

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