Monday, June 10, 2013

When someone like Osamu Mukai isn't considered an ikemen






1: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:15:22.07 ID:75QRPw0w

一理もない
There's just no truth to it



http://b26img.chip.jp/uimg/g/goken0220/0/cyw34xy6mkA.jpg


4: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:16:45.28 ID:NDS6aw+J
オードリー若林に似てる
He looks like Audrey Wakabayashi

http://trdam.com/wp-content/uploads/shiwaka-110411-001-ns300.jpg
13: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:20:51.13 ID:SS4n5p24
>>4
わかる
I get that
5: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:17:28.97 ID:wJDpk65y
明治理系ってだけでもレベル高い
He's already considered high level just because of him majoring in genetic engineering at Meiji University 
6: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:18:29.46 ID:5cdlo/D+
180以上あるのが大きい
アレでチビやったら最悪なパターンや
It's huge that he's above 180 cm. It would have been the worst if he were a squirt.

http://kansai.pia.co.jp/interview/201301cinema/kiiroizou_%E8%88%9E%E5%8F%B0%E6%8C%A8%E6%8B%B61.jpg
7: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:18:53.32 ID:uX1Sz2QX
女で言えば宮崎あおいレベルだろ
He's like Aoi Miyazaki-level among the women

http://image.eiga.k-img.com/images/person/72330/300x.jpg
9: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:19:41.18 ID:MZCne9TZ
かわいい顏はしてる
He does have a cute face

http://www.xingzheart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mukaisatosi41.jpg
10: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:20:17.58 ID:s8CKH+XB
韓国っぽい
He looks like a Korean

http://select-baito.weban.jp/contents/baito_yume/008/image/A_sub_photo01.jpg
11: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:20:42.53 ID:P2Ze24bq
向井や宮崎あおいはパーツのバランスがいいとは思う 
ただイケメンだの美人だの言われるのは分からん
I do think that Mukai and Aoi Miyazaki's facial parts are well balanced. But I don't get why he's called handsome and she's called beautiful.
12: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:20:50.13 ID:0c/VGOLy
こいつマジいらつく
This guy is seriously irritating
14: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:21:03.44 ID:xB0yPZ0G
綾野剛の方が理解不能だわ
I don't understand Gou Ayano more (related post here)

http://blogimg.goo.ne.jp/user_image/17/cd/63859f72a33cedacf2ea46dbb2958f2f.jpg
15: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:21:07.60 ID:VHP3+dCz
向井と顔がそっくりのクソ野郎にイジメられたことがあるから嫌い
I hate him since I was bullied by a jerk who looks exactly like him
16: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:21:16.29 ID:knaPsdbP
俳優でお高いとこにいるからやろ
あれが芸人とかなら間違いなくここまでイケメン言われてない
Well, he's in a high position since he's an actor. If he was just a mere talent, people won't be calling him an ikemen this much.
17: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:21:25.72 ID:ITCqmzZc
田中圭に何か似すぎ
He sort of looks too much like Kei Tanaka

http://blogimg.goo.ne.jp/user_image/3b/0a/8611874428019c91e1e3648dfc31f693.jpg
18: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:21:36.72 ID:XojQV9L5
どうみても不細工にはならんだろう
悪い所無いし
Well, you can't call him ugly at all.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with him.
19: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:21:45.26 ID:RHmkLVYA
優しそうな顔してる
Well, he does look like he's got a gentle face

http://prettywoman.jp/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/b41c5cacba2475d6d20db43e9dda5fbe.jpg
20: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:21:56.55 ID:DepUn4mC
タイプじゃないです

腹筋もっと鍛えてください
He's not my type. Please tone your abs some more.

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/mokures/imgs/f/6/f6f6b95a.jpg
21: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:21:57.53 ID:/85omL5G
彫りの深い外国人風の顔やハーフが一番モテる時代へのアンチテーゼが云々
I think he's the antithesis to the times when the men with deep facial features, the ones who looked like foreigners, and the halfies were the ones who were popular with the girls.

http://www.officiallyjd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/20120308_ikemen_69.jpg
25: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:23:10.39 ID:3KL7TkQN
かなりタイプ
抱かれたい
He's totally my type.
I want him to make love to me.

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/hanakuso_quality/imgs/0/5/05752477.jpg
26: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:23:11.92 ID:xOAT1LAL
ナルシストなのがな・・・
But he's narcissistic...
27: 風吹けば名無し 2013/05/28(火) 19:23:50.28 ID:kFrXMtql
女から見たイケメンの理想形やな
男から見たイケメンの理想形は阿部寛とか
He's probably the ideal man from a woman's point of view.
From a man's point of view, the ideal type would be Hiroshi Abe. (Related post here)

http://stat.news.ameba.jp/news_images/20120620/12/f7/53/j/o03200333index.iapp.jpg

Original Thread
http://hayabusa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/livejupiter/1369736122/




3 comments:

  1. Ahaha, thank you for the translation. Every time they say things like " He seems a Korean" ahhaa i laugh every time! Btw I like Osamu, he has such a cute face ^-^

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    1. Lol, sorry I've noticed your comments while reading this site, I can't tell if you're just naive or you don't know what kind of place 2ch. I love reading their views on things but those guys are often irrationally hateful and racist, and in no way reflects the general opinion of the Japanese populace.

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  2. Mukai Osamu, Abe Hiroshi and Nagase Tomoya are all hot Hmmkay. No need to fight.

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