Thursday, June 20, 2013

Why isn't Matsuoka of TOKIO that popular with the ladies?




1 :ななしじゃにー:2013/04/26(金) 23:19:43.45 ID:jbPN6DBTO

・わかりやすいイケメン顔
・長身足長
・人よりノリがいい

これだけいい条件そろってるのにTOKIOの中でほぼ1番人気ないってどういうことかねえ?
冷静に長瀬とほぼ同格のスペックの持ち主だと思うんだが

* Good-looking
* Tall and long-legged
* Much more upbeat than the average person

He's got all the good things going on for him, but why is he the most unpopular member in TOKIO? If you just think calmly about it, he's almost on par with Nagase in all aspects.



http://trendyboy.c.blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/_cf1/trendyboy/matsuoka.jpg?c=a1




2 :ななしじゃにー:2013/04/27(土) 00:09:33.55 ID:HgI1WPKnO
ホモ臭がするから
マツコデラックスに気に入られていたし
Because he kinda looks like he's gay.
He's even liked by Matsuko Deluxe.
3 :ななしじゃにー:2013/04/27(土) 13:54:35.23 ID:MBGZiZsC0
一番人気ないの?
未だに若々しくてかっこいいのに
Is he the least liked member?
He still looks young and cool now.
4 :ななしじゃにー:2013/04/28(日) 12:52:14.40 ID:nW9rPPs+0
TOKIOの好きなメンバーランキングだと最下位になること多いよ
マツコデラックスに気に入られていたし
He's almost always at the bottom of the most liked TOKIO member rankings. 
For some reason.





6 :ななしじゃにー:2013/04/29(月) 04:02:32.13 ID:hNDgKQ8+O
俺俺出たがり目立ちたがりでウザい。カッコつけ過ぎてチャラい。
全てがわざとらしい。
He's irritating since he always wants to stand out. He looks so gaudy since he always tries to look good. He seems to be doing everything on purpose.

http://www.suruga-ya.jp/database/pics/game/g8727141.jpg


9 :ななしじゃにー:2013/04/30(火) 23:42:33.02 ID:oHWNE1SN0
松岡好きだよ
不器用な性格と照れ屋なところがいい
I like Matsuoka.
I like how he seems so clumsy and shy.


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mafivfgOK81ry926bo1_500.png
11 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/02(木) 01:55:58.67 ID:2jYZnBDb0
長瀬ほどアホじゃない
国分ほど狡猾じゃない
山口ほど筋肉じゃない
リーダーほどおじいちゃんじゃない

松岡は中途半端
He's not as idiotic as Nagase
He's not as cunning as Kokubun
He's not as muscular as Yamaguchi
He's not as old as Leader (Joshima)
http://myauzo.cocolog-nifty.com/photos/uncategorized/2012/08/02/d43dqk7nrp_4.jpg
Matsuoka is just half-baked.




12 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/02(木) 02:52:27.36 ID:NroDyDO50
長瀬ほど男前じゃない
国分ほど自分を下げた面白いトークが出来ない
山口ほどさわやかな好感度が無い
リーダーほど親しみが無い

松岡は中途半端
He's not as handsome as Nagase
He can't talk as modestly as Kokubun
He's not as bright and cheerful as Yamaguchi
He's not as likable as Leader

http://asiacue.com/images/persons/m/Matsuoka,%20Masahiro_image.jpeg
Matsuoka is just half-baked.
19 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/04(土) 22:02:39.42 ID:vx9VfDZF0
長瀬ほど役者できない
国分ほどMCできない
山口ほど無双できない
リーダーほどいじられない

松岡は中途半端
He can't act as well as Nagase
He can't talk as well as Kokubun
He's not as almighty as Yamaguchi
He's not as bullied around as Leader
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-A5w30bJkZhU/UX0atsBN5sI/AAAAAAAANmE/AnigbP55ic4/s1600/vlcsnap-2013-04-28-22h12m53s33.png
Matsuoka is just half-baked.
25 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/06(月) 12:03:37.92 ID:7Xsw03lJ0
長瀬ほど高くない
国分ほど小さくない
山口ほど太くない
リーダー細くない

松岡は中途半端
He's not as tall as Nagase
He's not as small as Kokubun
He's not as fat as Yamaguchi
He's not as thin as Leader
http://www.minpo.jp/pub/topics/jishin2011/images/IP120714AC0000470000_0001_C.jpg
Matsuoka is just half-baked.
13 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/02(木) 12:48:45.43 ID:S3T7sjNBO
他の4人は笑いのために時として我を捨てるが松岡は捨てきれない
他の4人が男子高校生なら松岡は女子高生

The other 4 can seem to forget who they really are when they try to make people laugh. Matsuoka can't completely do that. If the other 4 are male highschoolers, Matsuoka is like a female highschooler.




14 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/02(木) 20:35:34.23 ID:EPjl09AN0
おやじ集団の中に乙女がひとり入ってるようなものなんか
So he's like a lady among a group of men?


http://img5.blogs.yahoo.co.jp/ybi/1/e3/c5/masaharu031402/folder/536956/img_536956_3543290_0


http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q25/silverbear87/Tokio_getyourdream_a.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YTQMTD70L.jpg
17 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/03(金) 09:09:58.09 ID:n3Ell+1o0
意外だ

嵐で松潤がオタ内で人気ないのも同じなのかな
わからないもんだね
It really is unexpected. I guess it's something similar to MatsuJun not being popular among Arashi fans. I really don't get it.


http://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20130408/14/shake1129k/34/71/j/o0480038512492957234.jpg



18 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/04(土) 00:10:33.67 ID:v3zaEGaJ0
なるほど、どっちもナルシストっぽいところが似ている
SMAPも稲垣が一番人気無いからそういうことなんだろう
I see, they have their similarities as they both seem like narcissists.
Maybe that's also the reason why Inagaki of SMAP is the least popular among that group.
http://www.officiallyjd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/20120428_akanishijin_14.jpg
20 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/04(土) 23:43:30.42 ID:yU9w/eiv0
>>18
稲垣は事件以降、空気になっちゃったね
それまでは少なくとも草彅よりは上だった
Inagaki just lost popularity after that incident.
He was at least higher than Kusanagi before that.
22 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/05(日) 12:51:08.15 ID:22N+k4oqO
初期の頃はツートップの一角で押され
いち早くドラマに主演して人気出たと思いきや何故かヲタが付かず
気がついたら3、4、5番手だったメンバーがバラや役者で各自成功
ここまで同じ
At the outset, the above guys were promoted to the frontline and played the lead in a drama ahead of the others, but for some reason fans didn't stick with them. And when you noticed it, the 3rd, 4th, and 5th popular ones started becoming popular in varieties and in their own roles.
All of them are like that.
23 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/05(日) 17:37:30.12 ID:P5mb4GS/0
松岡アンチスレかと思ったら
各グループの一番人気ない奴がなぜ人気がないかを考察するスレだった
I thought this was going to be an anti-Matsuoka thread, but people started thinking about why the unpopular members of each group are unpopular.
30 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/11(土) 07:40:17.84 ID:peqeuiNK0
>>23
しかしなかなか的を得ている
And they're pretty spot on
27 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/07(火) 01:55:29.29 ID:amGtWYz90
なんだろな~、男前だし話し出すとノリが良くて面白いんだけどなぁ
でも、いったん話し出すとノリがいいけど、黙ってると一見近寄りがたい雰囲気があるからかな?


長瀬は見るからに単純で人の良さそうな好青年って感じ、
国分は人懐こくてすぐにじゃれてくる印象、
山口は兄貴肌でグイグイ引っ張ってくれそうな雰囲気、
リーダーはいつもほのぼのして癒し系って感じ、
松岡は器用で頭が良さそうでよく気がつくタイプに見えるけど、すごくシャイで人見知りにも見える
I wonder what it really is. He's handsome, upbeat, and funny once he starts talking.
But could it be because he seems like a snob when he's not talking?
At first glance, Nagase looks like a simple, kind, and nice young man.
Kokubun looks friendly and easily mingles with others.
Yamaguchi is like the big brother who'll just help you out with anything.
Leader is always so relaxed and laid back.
Matsuoka looks like the skillful, smart and sharp type, but he also looks pretty shy.
29 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/07(火) 20:57:36.11 ID:VhbHngvbO
見た目どころか言動もチンピラ…
後輩に対しての扱いが舎弟に命令してるみたいで嫌
He looks and talks like a scum.
I hate how he treats his juniors, it's like he orders them around like his underlings.
31 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/12(日) 13:53:52.96 ID:/3325Sej0
tokioが本当に不思議なくらいファンがつかなかった。とくに松岡くん。
運が悪かったんだね。
It's really a mystery as to why not a lot of fans followed TOKIO. Especially Matsuoka-kun.
They were so unlucky.
32 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/12(日) 16:36:29.30 ID:yaH5EE8H0
松岡は長身イケメンだけど、一般大衆女が好きそうなタイプとはちょっと違う感じ
一般大衆女が好きなのは、
嵐みたいな、背が低めでそこそこイケメンで愛想のいい近付きやすそうな隣のお兄ちゃんタイプでしょ
長瀬も高身長でそうそういないイケメンだけど、バカっぽくて親しみやすそうな雰囲気が見た目を中和してそう
Matsuoka is tall and an ikemen, but he's a bit different from what common girls like.
I think girls prefer the ones like Arashi who aren't that tall but are amiable, boys-next-door types.
Nagase is also tall and an ikemen like no other, but he seems dumb and likable so it kind of neutralizes his visual.
37 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/14(火) 02:01:34.70 ID:vjj5RMs4O
松岡は同性(否ゲイ)受けするタイプ
ジャニ専にヤンキーキャラは受けない
Matsuoka is the type that is liked by people of the same sex (non-gays).
I don't think the Johnny's fans like yankee characters.
50 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/16(木) 22:26:09.99 ID:aP7hTUHn0
>>37
ヤンキーキャラの
赤西 亀梨 森田あたりは
ジャニヲタ人気強くない?
But what about Akanishi, Kamenashi, and Morita?
They also have this yankee thing going for them but they're popular with the Johnny's fangirls.
38 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/14(火) 02:34:00.13 ID:wvu1zFKXO
松岡はヤンキーというよりもチンピラっぽい。
それはそれで一つの個性かも。間違いなく一般受けはしないだろうけどw
But Matsuoka is more like a thug, not just a mere yankee.
That is one sort of personality in itself, but no doubt that people won't like it that much.
40 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/14(火) 10:29:40.45 ID:WdhA+VCVP
てかTOKIOって
5人とも男人気>女人気?
オタ人気以外なら
Rather, I think the 5 TOKIO members are more popular with men than they are with women.
Not counting the otakus.

http://taboonochou.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/tokio-new.jpg
41 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/14(火) 12:46:21.53 ID:D25/7QwrO
それはありえない
腐ってもジャニーズ
それに松岡の男人気はTOKIOの中では少ない方
I don't think so.
They're still in Johnny's.
And Matsuoka's popularity among men is pretty low within TOKIO.
45 :ななしじゃにー:2013/05/16(木) 17:54:12.98 ID:majLdsY60
松岡大好きっていうファンでさえ松岡の髪型には引く。
年末は、ほぼモヒカン、時代劇特撮時は丸坊主
ロン毛にすれば頭の上をしばったパイナップルヘアだよ
本人も不評だって事は知ってる。けど俺は俺を貫く
Even fans who adore Matsuoka are sometimes appalled by his hairstyles.
At the end of the year, he sports a mohawk. Then he goes bald for a periodic flick.
When he grows his hair long, he ties it up and looks like a pineapple.
I think he knows that his hair isn't well-liked, but he still pushes on with his beliefs.


http://www.suruga-ya.jp/database/pics/game/g8743602.jpg


87 :ななしじゃにー:2013/06/06(木) 00:11:18.30 ID:O3raPrJ20
マジレスするとかわいらしさがないから
Here's a serious answer. Because he doesn't have a cute side to him.



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7 comments:

  1. ahahahahahahaha~

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  2. PLEASE NEVER STOP TRANSLATING

    you guy are giving me life HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  3. I feel sorry for Ma-bo but this is funny as hell hahahaha!

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  4. LOL,this thread was made to give him shade. XD

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  5. LMAO I just fell of my chair at work, dang! I still loved him him in Manhattan Love Story, though XD

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  6. lol another funny one!

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