What's up with Tetsuwan! DASH's ratings? wwwww

1： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:46:10.94 ID:35MGOa9a

18.9% 19:00-20:54 NTV ザ!鉄腕!DASH!!DASH島に雪が降る前に屋根を完成させねばSP

関東12.8％ 　ＴＨＥ　ＭＡＮＺＡＩ　２０１３

12.6％　安堂ロイド～A.I.knows LOVE？

18.9% 19:00-20:54 NTV  The! Tetsuwan! DASH!! ~We have to finish the roof before it snows on the island SP~
12.8% THE MANZAI 2013
12.6% Ando Lloyd finale

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2： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:46:45.84 ID:ykm69YZi

強い（確信）
Strong (convinced)

7： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:47:59.35 ID:B9E3jVAm

予算かける→数字取れる→また予算かけられる

の良循環だからね、当然だね

Give budget → Gets ratings → Gets more budget
It's in a very healthy cycle, of course it'll get high ratings.

9： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:48:28.20 ID:sPDxSuEb

わけわからん芸人がギャーギャーやってるよりもリーダーが黙々と瓦作ってるほうが楽に見れるし

It's much more relaxing to watch Leader silently make roof tiles instead of seeing those wtf comedians causing a riot anyway

12： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:48:53.62 ID:mkowd5Mm

ダッシュイッテQの黄金リレー
DASH and ItteQ's golden relay

13： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:49:05.62 ID:jM2GnDXx

紅白に毎年でれる理由がわかる
And I understand with this why they're at the Kouhaku each and every year

17： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:50:35.15 ID:MHEeRFrW

屋根を完成させねば（アイドル番組）
"We have to finish the roof!" *(idol program)

http://s2.dmcdn.net/CaYGG/526x297-kQw.jpg

24： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:52:52.48 ID:PFiFLwgi

バラエティーの良心
The good consciences of variety shows

29： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:53:27.50 ID:5WdeIMkz

スタジオを無くしてワイプがないのが快適すぎんねん
It's so pleasant how they don't have a studio so they don't have those wipes (* inset)

36： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:55:43.35 ID:VUNqV4G7

>>29

一理ある
You have a point

35： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:55:14.63 ID:mebyHnM+

スポンサーの顔触れ見るだけで優良番組だってはっきりわかんだね
You can clearly tell that it's an excellent program just by seeing the sponsor lineup

42： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:56:24.85 ID:V13OhRzk

完全に大工になっててワロタ
LOLing that those guys are totally like carpenters

http://file.miwawan.blog.shinobi.jp/7b6a63e7.jpeg

43： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:56:28.39 ID:Yhy3WaVR

PTAサイドもニッコリ
Even the PTA is all smiles

44： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:56:36.66 ID:rx1ldzya

日曜の日テレは夕方から夜にかけて大正義やな

バンキシャだけは微妙やけど

NTV's evening to late night programs are the great justice on TV.
Bankisha's the only one that's a bit off, though.

50： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:57:10.52 ID:bArR8huS

http://i.imgur.com/YXHkZxz.jpg

124： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:14:15.72 ID:iZCBCOZS

>>50

マンデラ大統領かな？
Is that president Mandela?

56： 坂本先生 ◆oVkTQ/4Bmi7a 2013/12/16(月) 12:57:48.29 ID:grA4rizL

堂本光一はこの番組出られへんのかなあ

あいつも昔ピカイチって番組で資格取りまくってるから一級船舶とかクレーンとか資格いっぱい持ってんで

Can't Koichi Domoto appear on this program too?
He also got a lot of licenses on the show Pikaichi before, like level 1 ship handling and crane operations.

60： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:58:44.72 ID:QrIFnWE/

この前の海岸と島の２本立ての回すごい良かったな
The previous one with 2 episodes on the beach and the island was really good

63： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 12:59:14.35 ID:ywL+faVY

現在の日テレ日曜

DASH　イッテ　行列　おしゃれ　有吉　ガキ使

15年前の日テレ日曜

特ホウ　200X　知ってるつもり　おしゃれ　電波　ガキ使

Current NTV Sundays
DASH, ItteQ, Gyouretsu, Oshare, Ariyoshi, Gaki no tsukai

NTV Sundays 15 years ago
Tokuhou, 200X, Shitteru tsumori, Oshare, Denpa, Gaki no tsukai

68： 坂本先生 ◆oVkTQ/4Bmi7a 2013/12/16(月) 13:00:07.55 ID:grA4rizL

>>63

200Xのとこだけごっつええに食われてたな
Only 200X was defeated by Gottsuee back then, huh

69： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:00:24.03 ID:eivrEXrM

>>63

15年前も結構大正義やな
It was already the great justice 15 years ago, huh

78： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:03:33.36 ID:ywL+faVY

18年前だと200Xじゃなくて元気末期か

>>63のままの放送はごく短期間だったわ

And 18 years ago, it wasn't 200X, but the end of Genki*, huh. 
The lineup in >>63 only lasted for a very short time.* (Tensai Takeshi no Genki ga deru Terebi)

80： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:04:43.99 ID:oqSMBHFy

農家から大人気の城島

Joshima, the guy who's extremely popular with the farmers

http://pic.prepics-cdn.com/bunchoko/25062590_218x291.jpeg

81： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:04:47.18 ID:X0afsGTK

開始当初はスタジオ収録あったけど無くして正解やったな
They used have parts in the studio during its early days, but they were right about having it removed

84： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:05:29.21 ID:c0eYCygI

ちゃんと農家とか職人とかに敬意はらって作ってるのがわかるからいいな
It's wonderful how you can clearly see the program paying its respects to the farmers and the workers

86： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:05:47.17 ID:TptOPSJN

最近は作業風景ばっかなのに凄すぎない？
They're doing nothing but work these days on the show, isn't these ratings too amazing?

88： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:06:36.45 ID:r3fxVG9j

>>86

それがいいんだよ
That's what's good about it

89： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:06:44.33 ID:bArR8huS

>>86

もうみんなクイズやらトークに飽きとるんやろな

見てて気持ちがいいもん

Everyone's already sick and tired of quizzes and talks.
Watching it feels so good.

103： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:10:08.19 ID:dIkhMs2c

昔の○○歩で目的地までたどり着けるか？とか大好きやった
I loved what they did before, "Can you reach (insert location) in ___ steps?"

113： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:12:18.82 ID:3C0XzrV8

スペシャルとはいえ2時間で18.9％とれるバラエティが今どんだけあんだ？

イッテQくらいしか思い浮かばんわ

It may have been a special, but are there other variety shows now that can get 18.9% over 2 hours?
ItteQ's the only other show that comes to mind.

120： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:13:23.71 ID:hdRJ6Oym

ダッシュ村はマンネリ感あったからちょうど良かったわ
DASH Village felt like it was getting stuck in a rut so this is perfect

123： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:14:03.36 ID:ywL+faVY

DASHのパクリ番組ってあまり見ないな
I don't see too many programs imitating DASH

135： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:16:36.70 ID:sLVbrSjR

>>123

あんなんパクれんやろ

誰ができるんや

You can't copy that!
Who can?

143： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:17:22.62 ID:1nw0I1SE

>>123

出演者もスタッフもしんどいからやりたがらない
It's really hard on the participants and the staff so no one wants to do it

125： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:14:18.13 ID:iSTt5oTQ

ぐっさんとリーダーの年配二人がキャッキャしてるの見るだけで異様に癒やされるんだよなぁ…
Seeing the 2 eldest members, Gussan and Leader giggling like kids bizarrely puts me at ease...

http://griffon.blogzine.jp/turezure/media/tmpimg0908022105n120090802211231843.jpg

132： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:16:01.36 ID:7zoBPERJ

>>125

松岡が所々に見せるリーダー愛にも癒やされる
I'm also put at ease whenever Matsuoka shows his love for Leader

137： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:16:48.56 ID:L7Y+syPi

深夜時代は視たこと無かったけど

似たようなノリでやってたの？

I never got to see the program when it was still on late night.
Did they do the same thing?

160： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:20:14.61 ID:3WwsVmjy

>>137

ロケ7割、スタジオ3割って、感じで体使うロケ中心だった
It was more like 70% on location, 30% in the studio. They really used their physical abilities on location.

140： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:17:02.08 ID:0e5sbtnp

チャレンジ系企画のネタ切れからの農業番組への華麗なる転身
They successfully made the transition from a challenge-type program that ran out of ideas to an agricultural program

http://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20110704/17/haskychan/3a/76/j/o0355020311329830016.jpg

147： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:18:31.23 ID:d7+K+/hF

下品な芸人も表現もないし企画も自然に触れ合うことが多く年寄りや家族に好まれるからな

TVの視聴層を考えるとこういう方向性の番組のが視聴率はとれる

There are no cheap and obscene comedians and expressions, while all their segments have them interacting with nature, which makes the show loved by the elderly and families. And when you consider the audience who watches TV, I think these kinds of programs will get the ratings.

http://file.trueindividual.ni-moe.com/110612_2.jpg

http://file.trueindividual.ni-moe.com/110509_2.jpg

169： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:21:20.42 ID:KyJ93d9M

リーダーが入ってた露天風呂がバシャーン！ってぶっ壊れた時が多分人生で一番笑った
I think I laughed the hardest in my entire life when Joshima came into the outdoor bath and it broke down

175： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:21:38.04 ID:bDn+VSrm

やってることが健全すぎるから安心して見れるのがでかいな

TOKIOってアイドルですよね・・・

The things they do are so wholesome so it's huge that you don't have to worry when you watch them.
TOKIO are idols, right...

https://31.media.tumblr.com/b71f82bc99386aacd36861c8f0504bbf/tumblr_mxe38xCkij1rvraymo2_250.gif

189： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:24:54.60 ID:3WwsVmjy

深夜時代は変装して路上弾き語りがドル箱だったと記憶してる

ダッシュよりトキオヘッズの方が好きだったけど

When they were doing late night shows, I think their main gig was going on the streets and singing there.
I used to like TOKIO HEADZ better than DASH, though.

192： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:25:19.52 ID:oqSMBHFy

エース乞食国分、どの企画でもまんべんなく楽なポジションKokubun the ace beggar always gets the easy ones among all their tasks


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195： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:26:19.56 ID:dJMrF+S+

>>192

瓦張りで真っ先に一番危険の少ない地上作業を選ぶ屑
He's the scum who chooses the least dangerous ground works when they were laying out the tiles

197： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:26:57.87 ID:3C0XzrV8

>>192

なんでや、0円食堂国分は1番でも4番でも打てる最強バッターやろ
Why? Kokubun is their strongest member who could do anything with their 0 yen diner tasks.

205： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:28:54.29 ID:5DI4KLDL

国分の遠回り乞食きらい

長瀬の直球乞食すき
I hate how Kokubun beats around the bush when he begs for something.
I like how Nagase goes straight to the point when he begs for something.


http://www.tumblr.com/search_lightbox/tomoni-chan/56166767926#

216： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:32:39.84 ID:rDTmuZwv

TOKIO(鉄腕ダッシュ)とV6(学校に行こう)なぜ差がついたか
TOKIO (Tetsuwan DASH) and V6 (Gakkou he ikou). Why was there such a huge disparity between them?

231： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:34:49.30 ID:9TwcnF5Q

>>216

ぶっちゃけ学校へ行こうの番組貢献度は素人＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞V6だったからなあ
Honestly for Gakkou he ikou, the amateurs contributed much, much more to the program than V6

221： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:33:15.71 ID:Mxuxnf+l

震災で村放射線量バリバリの頃防護服着て調査に行けるアイドル
The idols who were able to go and inspect the village right after the disaster when the radiation levels were still high

http://cdn-ak.f.st-hatena.com/images/fotolife/m/macgyer/20110918/20110918033359.jpg

250： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:38:38.80 ID:sFbgdEhl

>>221

あれは言うてまえば、ダッシュ村のケジメをつけたんよね

最後を看取ったとも言えるけど、あれをやらずに「次は島です」って無理やったと思う

That's like their way of settling things with DASH Village.
You can say that it was their way of staying by the deathbed of the village, but they couldn't have just proceeded to the island without doing that. 

229： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:34:15.95 ID:emqJPfFT

タレントがロケでスズメバチに遭遇

→業者が駆除するまでロケ中止

TOKIOがスズメバチに遭遇

→業者に弟子入りして駆除方法マスターするまでロケ中止

When talents encounter a beehive on-location
→They delay the shoot until the specialists get rid of it.

When TOKIO encounter a beehive on-location
→They delay the shoot so TOKIO can become understudies of the specialists and master how to get rid of the beehive themselves.

234： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:35:51.37 ID:I0Zx54vL

>>229

草不可避
ROFLMAO

237： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:35:59.49 ID:nI/1L/6o

>>229

冷静に考えておかしい
Just thinking about that, it's really crazy

251： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:39:03.10 ID:W57Xflb4

島やりだしてから松岡よく見るようになった

松岡が一番リーダーに優しいな

I started seeing a lot of Matsuoka once they started going to the island.
Matsuoka is the kindest member to leader.

http://file.trueindividual.ni-moe.com/111016_1.jpg

260： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:40:41.30 ID:lOAXRoLE

http://25.media.tumblr.com/68a96a66342ddfc71d90aeb561b32944/tumblr_mlcscfJHwT1qlfgf2o6_400.gif

関係ないけどこれ草生えたわ
This is unrelated, by I LOL'd the most with this

267： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:41:36.15 ID:YDXUcEuW

>>260

やったぜ。
Yatta ze.

269： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:41:42.90 ID:OS1TvzZz

>>260

あっ・・・（察し）
Ah... (realizes something)

277： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:42:39.74 ID:0e5sbtnp

城島→クレーン運転免許
山口→潜水士、一級小型船舶操縦士
長瀬→二級小型船舶操縦士
松岡→調理師免許
国分→不明

たぶん他にも溶接とか潜水関係は一杯もってるはず

Joshima: License in mobile crane operation
Yamaguchi: Licensed diver, License to operate small boats  lv.1
Nagase: License to operate small boats  lv.2
Matsuoka: Chef's license
Kokubun: Unknown


I think they also have a lot of others like for welding, or diving-related stuff.

281： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:42:56.02 ID:eivrEXrM

>>277

なんやこいつら…
What the heck us up with these guys

288： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:43:33.25 ID:q5N/KWR0

>>277

あと主夫レベルが地味に高い
And their house-husband levels must be pretty high as well

300： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:44:49.44 ID:sLVbrSjR

>>277

なんでも屋かな？
Do-it-alls?

295： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:44:37.79 ID:gMadVEaE

ジャニの中でもTOKIOは一番好感持てるわ

TOKIO's really the most likable group in Johnny's

http://blog-imgs-62.fc2.com/p/o/r/poruts53/20130829172145719.png

302： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:45:06.69 ID:Qeaexbuz

スタジオが無くなったのは番組のテンポも良くなるし

どうでもいいワイプ見なくて良いし良いことづくめだったな

The tempo of the program got better when they got rid of the studio.
And we don't have to see that wipe no one cares about, everything just went for the better.

312： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16(月) 13:46:22.62 ID:K8rIRkc8

ワイプなし、スタジオトークなし、他番組が2時間スペシャルでやる事を10分で済ませる

つまらない訳がない

No wipe, no studio talk, and they finish in 10 minutes what other programs would do for a 2-hour special.

There's no way it's boring.

323： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 13:47:59 ID:PI3lc3Q1

光一助っ人で呼ぶの面白そう
光一なら雰囲気変えなさそうやし
It might be interesting to see Koichi being called in to help them.
I don't think Koichi will change the mood of things anyway.

330： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 13:49:07 ID:OS1TvzZz

>>323

長瀬とイチャイチャ遊びそう 
He might just play around with Nagase

http://file.trueindividual.ni-moe.com/jf3.jpg

344： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 13:50:32 ID:sodME5l5

光一来たらトロッコでずっと遊んでそう
I feel that Koichi will just play all day on the tram if he does come

355： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 13:51:55 ID:kuXV6/6C

キンキも暇そうだし鉄腕ダッシュに出ればええやん
KinKi looks like they're not doing anything, they should also appear on DASH

398： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 14:00:37 ID:dIkhMs2c

普通に10年後も農作業やってそうなんだよなぁ・・・
I can still see them doing farmwork after 10 years...

422： 風吹けば名無し 013/12/16 14:07:29 ID:DzCAdJCB

こんな優良番組を特番でつぶす日テレは頭おかしいとしか思えん
NTV are total retards whenever they don't show this excellent program just because of some other SP

436： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 14:10:47 ID:OS1TvzZz

>>422

たまに潰してやらんと山口の酷使で死んでまう
If they don't, Yamaguchi would die due to overwork

309： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 13:45:56 ID:dJMrF+S+

DASH星～TOKIOは火星を人が住める環境に出来るか！？～


ありそう

DASH Planet ~Will TOKIO be able to make the planet Mars livable for mankind!?~

Might be a possibility.

328： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 13:49:02 ID:I0Zx54vL

>>309

大草原
ROFLMAO

334： 風吹けば名無し 2013/12/16 13:49:52 ID:c0eYCygI

>>309

どっかの小惑星にDASH星と名づけて開拓しそう
They might go to some small planet, rename it "Planet DASH" and develop it

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