あいつ見てるとすげえビンタしたくなる
嫌いじゃないし、むしろちょっと好感持ってるけど
なんかあいつの顔見てると無性にビンタしたくなる
イライラしてビンタしたくなるんじゃなくて、ただビンタしたくなる
あいつすっげえビンタしたくなる顔してる
なんだろうな、顔のパーツっていうか、その組み合わせ？が、
すっげえビンタしたくなるバランスなんだと思う
だから二宮がおもっくそビンタされてるAA作ってほしい
（この2枚すげえビンタしたくなる）
Whenever I see him, I always feel this urge to slap his face.
I don't hate him, in fact I kinda like him but I don't know,
I just really, really, really want to slap his face whenever I see it.
It's not that slap you make because you're irritated, I just want to slap him, period.
He's got a face that really makes you want to slap him.
I wonder what it is, maybe it's his facial parts, or the combination of the parts?
I think it's all balanced well to tickle that urge of slapping him.
So please make me an AA* where Ninomiya is being slapped really hard
(Here are 2 pictures that really give me that urge to slap him.)*AA = ASCII Art
http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/chihhylove/imgs/b/2/b225d401.jpg
http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/chihhylove/imgs/c/a/ca35cb04.jpg
でもAA職人じゃない俺にはどうすることもできない
I think I know what you mean.
But I'm not an AA craftsman, so I can't be of any help.
Here you go
(°q(○≡
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- >>9表情っていうか顔部分に二宮感が足りないよ！
ていうかあいつの顔って凄く顔文字にしづらいと思う
こんなに早く見られるとは思わなかったwThe expression, rather the face lacks that Ninomiya feel to it!
But I do think that it's pretty difficult to make his face using just alphanumerics and symbols. I didn't expect to see one so soon anyway.
Johnny's talents basically have this cocky look on their faces.
I think Ninomiya just stands out above them all.
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- 普通に微笑んでてもビンタしたくなる>>12
にっこり顔の二宮見ると、振りかぶってビンタしてすっ飛ばしたくなる
I feel like slapping him even when he's just smiling.
Whenever I see Ninomiya with a smile, I seriously want to swing my arm back and slap him so hard to send him flying.
('•O•')
(~^£^~)
(ー<ー)
(^<>^)
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- 一番近いのは(^<>^)かな>>15
目の感じがちょっと近い
I think (^<>^) is the closest to his face.
Especially the eyes, they kinda look similar.
Oh no. Then that means I have a face that would make people want to slap it.
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- お前二宮に似てるのか、ビンタさせろ>>17
と思ったけどたぶん顔が似てる奴ビンタしても意味ないんだろうな
やっぱり本人とは違う顔だから、
似てるものを叩いてるだけで、本物じゃないから
なんていうか禁煙パイポみたいな、
二宮がタバコで>>17はパイポみたいな
So you look like Ninomiya? Let me slap you.
Or so I thought, but there's no point in slapping someone who just looks like him.
That's because your face is still different from his.
It's just like slapping something that looks similar, and not the real thing.
How should I put it, it's like that anti-smoking Pipe-O.
Ninomiya's a tobacco while >>17 is a Pipe-O
http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51vmxr3ZcWL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
どうしてくれんだよオイ
I just got an erection after seeing his picture.
What are you gonna do to make up for it, oi.
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- 俺はビンタしたくなるだけで勃起はしない>>21
二宮にはビンタ的欲求はわくが性的欲求はわかない
ビンタも、叩いて興奮したいとか叩いた事で
起こる現象に興奮したいんじゃない
ビンタしたいからビンタしたいんだ、それ以外の何物でも無い
I just want to slap his face, I don't get an erection.
Ninomiya stimulates my slapping desire, but he doesn't stimulate my sexual desire.
Even the slap itself, it's not about getting excitement by slapping him, or the excitement of the phenomenon that will ensue after slapping him. I want to slap him because I want to slap him, period. There's absolutely nothing more to it.
その内浜田がビンタするから我慢しろよ
Just hang in there, Hamada will slap him sooner or later
I'm frustrated since I think I know how you feel
「なぜ山に登るかって？そこに山があるからさ」と同じ
なぜニ宮をビンタしたいかって？そこにニ宮がいるからさ
ってことなんだと思う、なんだろうな、つまり俺の中では
「ニ宮をビンタしたい」という欲求は、
そこに至るまでの経緯があっての物じゃないんだ
あっニ宮だ→ニ宮って○○だと思う
→それって○○じゃね？→だからビンタしたい！
じゃなくて
あっニ宮だ→ビンタしてえええええええ！
ってことなんだよ、ビンタ欲求は二次的に生まれるものじゃなくて
そもそもそれが始まりなんだよ、生まれた時から「ビンタしたい」の姿なの
ごめん長くなった、つい熱くなってしまった
To put things simply, it's like a mountain climber.
"Why do you climb a mountain? Because the mountain is there". It's like that.
Why do I want to slap Ninomiya? Because Ninomiya is there.
I think that's what it is. I don't know, it's just that
"The desire to slap Ninomiya"
doesn't have any reasons behind it, nor are there any events that make me feel that way.
It's not:
"Ah, it's Ninomiya! → I think Ninomiya is _____ → Don't you think that's _____? That's why I want to slap him!"
It's more like:
"Ah, it's Ninomiya! → Damn I want to slap him so baaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
That's all there is to it. The desire to slap him isn't born in a 2-dimensional way, it's the beginning of things. It's already looked like "I want to slap you" from the moment it was born.
Sorry, my response is too long. I became too passionate there.
You're crazy
>>1 is in-love with Ninomiya
目的がある上でそれを実現するための一条件であるという固定概念を
例えば一般的かつ王道なのが「性的欲求」だよな
ビンタした事によって起こる状況にエロスを感じるからビンタしたい、という事だけど
それは本来目標としている終着地点が「ビンタした事で起こる状況を堪能したい」なんだよ
ビンタはその終着地点に辿り着く為に一時的に使用する乗り物だ
もっと分かり易く言うと、ステーキを食うにはナイフとフォーク、つまり道具がいるだろ
ステーキが「状況による性的興奮」、ナイフとフォークが「ビンタ」、そういうこと
だけど考えてみろ、今まで乗り物や道具とされていた物が
メインディッシュになったっていいんじゃないかって事を
ナイフフォークマニアの存在や乗り物マニアの存在を誰が禁じたと言うんだ？
禁じられてなんかいない、自分の固定概念で「禁じられている」もしくは「異常なこと」と
思い込んでるだけなんじゃないか？って俺は最近思うわけ
「○○欲を満たす為の道具」じゃなくて、もはやこれは「ビンタ欲」ってことだよ
何もニ宮に限った話じゃないよ、お前らにだって経験したことがある奴は多いだろ
「あーこいつ無性にビンタしてえ」「嫌いじゃないのにビンタしたい…」みたいなの
理由も無くビンタしたい感情ばかりが高ぶるなら、それは間違いなくビンタ欲ね
くっそ、言いたいこと全部言おうとするとアホみたいに長くなる
You guys, I want you to first throw away all your fixed notions.
This fixed notion of:
"The act of slapping is merely a tool to fulfill some sort of desire, and that it is just one process that you do in order to accomplish your ultimate objective."
The most common example here that I can make is "Sexual Desire".
The common notion here would be:
"I want to feel that orgasmic feeling that you get from slapping someone, hence I slap".
That just means that your final destination is "sexual satisfaction from the situation that occurs after slapping".
The "slap" is just like a vehicle that you use momentarily in order to reach that final destination.
Putting it more simply, you need the knife and fork, in other words, you need these "tools" to eat steak, am I correct?
The steak is the "sexual satisfaction from the situation that occurs" while the knife and the fork are the "slap".
But think about it. Think about the vehicle and the tools that you merely used for a while, and think that it's possible for these to become the main dish?
So who has forbidden the existence of the knife and fork enthusiasts and vehicle enthusiasts?
It's not forbidden, maybe you just think that it's forbidden, or think that it's something out of the ordinary because of your fixed notions, right? That's what I've been thinking recently.
Slapping is "not a tool to fulfill my ____ desire". Slapping in itself has become a "desire to slap".
This isn't just limited to Ninomiya. I think you guys must have experienced this a lot previously.
"Ahh~ I sooooo want to slap this guy so bad", "I don't hate this person but I want to slap him". Things like that.
If you have overflowing feelings of wanting to slap someone for no reason at all, then that's undoubtedly the "desire to slap".
Shi+, whenever I try to say everything I want to, it just comes out stupidly long.
So what's the reason why it's a slap, and not a punch to the face?
- 42：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2011/01/31(月) 00:01:01.06 ID:wsSoYtYm0
- ビンタ欲ってつまり、単なる暴力欲求とはまた違うベクトルだと思うんだけど>>35
顔面グーパンの激情と似通いつつも別の様相と言うか、根本的に違うんだよ
俺はただ痛みや恐怖を与えて満足したいとかじゃないの
なんかこう、もっと奥まった部分にある、本能的な部分の奥にある
凄い繊細な部分がビンタしたいって沸き立つ感じの、ああもう駄目だ上手く説明出来ない
自分で言っててよく分からなくなってきたああああああああ
I think that this desire to slap is on a different vector from the desire to commit violence.
It might have that passion similar to punching someone in the face but in a different aspect. It's just totally different.
I don't slap just because I want to feel satisfaction in hurting or instilling fear into that person.
It's something deeper, something more instinctive than that.
It's like the urge to slap something that's really delicate... Ahhhhhh it's no use, I can't explain it well.
I've been writing like this but I can't even understand myself anymooooooooooooooooooooore.
これしかないみたいだけど本格的なのないね
This seems to be the only one, isn't there something that looks more hardcore?
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- よし、それをビンタ改変する作業を>>36
Good. Now get to work and slap that bad boy.
お 前 は 二 宮 に 恋 し て る
You're the one who should change your fixed notions.
Y o u a r e i n l o v e w i t h N i n o m i y a .
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- 違うんだって、さっきも言ったけど>>39
俺がニ宮をビンタしたいのは他の目的や理由があるからじゃないんだよ
お前が言う「恋してるから」とかじゃないんだよ、ていうか恋はしてねえよ
ビンタしたいからビンタしたいんだよ、それだけだよ
That's not the case, I already said this earlier,
but there are no other reasons or objectives for slapping Ninomiya.
It's not that "because you're in love" that you're insisting. I'm not in love with him.
I want to slap him because I want to slap him. That's all there is to it.
余計ビンタしたくなるだろうがｗ
Ninomiya's in GANTZ right now, right? Go watch that and have your fix.
But I think you'd just want to slap him more after that.
What about Johnny Rotten who looks like Ninomiya?
腕なんか作れるわけねーだろおおおお あとすごいズレてるし
>>45
ググッたけどビンタ欲はピクりともしなかった
I've never edited AA befoooooooooooooooore.
I can't make an arm! And the position has all become wrong!
>>45
I googled him but it didn't tickle my urge at all.
Can't be helped then, I'll make one for you
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- うひょおおおおおおおおおおおい！！！！！！！！！>>48
よっしゃありがとうごあいｚます！！！！！！！！！！！
ガンツ観に行く金が無い
>>48
UHYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI!!!!!!!!
Oooh yeah! Thank you very much!!!!!!!!
I don't have the money to go and watch Gantz.
しかも>>1の気持ちがなんかわかるww
ガンツ見に行けw
My stomach hurts wwww
And I think I know how >>1 feels ww
Go and watch Gantz LOL
喜べ二宮の写真探してきてやったぞ
Rejoice, I searched Ninomiya's pictures for you
http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/hamusoku/imgs/b/3/b33468d5.jpg
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- >>562枚目www
The 2nd one LOLOLOL
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- >>56全部ビンタしたいけど特に1枚目と4枚目すげえな
開いた瞬間にビンタ欲が爆発しそうになった
1枚目は横っ面を引っぱたく感じで鋭くいきたい スッパァン！って
4枚目はもう手の平全体を重く打ち当てる感じでバスンバスンしてえな
気持ち良さげに寝てるのが、また、もう、ああああビンタしてええよおお
>>56
I want to slap all of them, but the 1st and the 4th are wow.
The moment I opened the pictures, I felt like my desire to slap him was going to explode.
For the 1st picture, I want to smack the side of his face sharply, like "Supaaaaaan!" (SFX)
For the 4th one, I want to use my entire palm and just hit his face heavily over and over.
And the way that he's sleeping so soundly, it's just... Ahhhh, I want to slap him!
さすがの俺もジャニヲタ総攻撃してきたら消えるわ
二宮も男・・所詮儚い夢の中にいるんだ俺は
As long as no one attacks me, we're fine here.
Even I would run away from this thread once the Jani-wotas start attacking me.
Ninomiya's a man too... I'm just dreaming an unreachable dream.
注意、下の足は女の物でなく二宮
Note, these feet aren't a woman's but Ninomiya's
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- >>223最後の全身見たいI want to see the last one in its entirety
LOL That's pretty cute
I can't stop thinking about Ninomiya after looking at this thread
（ ‘д‘）
⊂彡☆))ﾟーﾟﾉ二宮 Ninomiya
>>1 probably wants to hit Ninomiya because of his voice.
- 57：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2011/01/31(月) 00:30:58.19 ID:ZkR9M05a0
- >>55言われてみれば確かに、声とか喋り方もビンタ欲をそそってるかもしれない
でも一番ビンタ欲を司る部分みたいなとこに語りかけてくるのはあの顔なんだよ
なんだろう目の感じとか口というか口角というか、あと鼻と眉も
あと輪郭とか頬骨のあたりもすごくそそる、鼻と口の距離の絶妙さもあると思う
ていうか全部だ、全部が絶妙なバランスで成り立って、
俺にとっての最強のビンタ欲そそり顔になってるんだ、加えてあの声と喋り方
ああクソニ宮ビンタしたい
Now that you mention it, I think his voice and the way he talks are turning me on and giving me the urge to slap him.
But the biggest factor that tickles my desire is that face.
What could it be, it's those eyes, the mouth, the side of his mouth, his nose and eyebrows too.
And the shape of his face along with his cheekbones, these are really turn-ons. There's also this perfect distance between his nose and his mouth.
Actually, it's everything. Everything is just perfectly balanced, and to me is the face that utterly gives me the strongest desire to slap. Then his voice and the way he speaks.
Ahh, shi+, I want to slap Ninomiya.
I think that's what you call love
二宮って男相手でもいけそうじゃん
これ見て抜いとけ
These will be the last ones.
It looks like Ninomiya can also go for men.
Take a look at these and jack off.
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- >>632枚目の破壊力すげえな、強烈な往復ビンタしたくなる
グワワワッとビンタ欲が、なんかもうそそるとかじゃねえよ
グワワァッと燃え盛るようなビンタ欲だよもうやべえああ
どうしてこいつこんなにビンタしたくなる顔してんだよ
普通にしててもビンタしたくなるのにそんなビンタしたくなる表情とか
俺もうビンタしたくてもう無理だもう無理だよチクショう嵐になりたい
嵐になったらニ宮をビンタ出来るかもしれないから嵐になりたい
どうせなるなら櫻井みたいな顔がいいから櫻井になりたい
一日だけでいいから櫻井になってニ宮をバツンバツンしまくりたい、後の事は知るかボケ
知るかよそんなもん元に戻った櫻井がなんとかすんだ、とにかくビンタしてえよ
The destructive power of the 2nd picture is so amazing. It makes me want to slap him so hard back and forth.
My slapping desire... it's not just on a level of "turn-on" anymore.
Crap, this slapping desire is swelling up like fire.
Why does he have a face that really makes me want to slap him so much?
Even when he looks like he's not doing anything, I want to slap him. But why does he have to go making a face that really makes me want to slap him?
Goddamit, it's impossible to hold this desire in any longer, I really want to slap him... Dammit, I want to be a member of Arashi.
If I become a member of Arashi, I might get to slap Ninomiya's face so I want to become a member of Arashi.
If it can become true, I like Sakurai's face so I want to become Sakurai.
Even just for 1 day, I want to become Sakurai and slap Ninomiya all I want. Who cares about what'll happen afterwards, you dimwit.
Who cares about that. The Sakurai who returns to normal will do something about that. I just want to slap him right now.
櫻井に迷惑かけんなバカwww
Hello there Fujoshi *(rotten girl)
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- 腐女子じゃねえよ、腐ってもねえし女子でもねえよ>>64
仮に俺が腐ってたとしてもニ宮に対するビンタ欲はビンタそのものに対する欲だよ
さっきから言ってるじゃんよ、俺は登山家の様にビンタを求めているって
「腐女子だから」とかの理由を求めることが根本的に違うんだよ
ビンタしたいというのが理由でビンタしたい、ビンタ欲はビンタに対する欲、
それ以上でもそれ以下でも無いんだ
俺が言いたいのはつまり、「ビンタ欲は何かが進化した姿では無い」ということ
ビンタ欲は生まれた時からビンタ欲の姿で生まれてきたんだ
そういう無垢で荒々しい欲なんだよ、そこだけは分かってくれ
I'm not a Fujoshi. I'm not rotten, nor am I a girl.
Even if I were rotten, my urge to slap Ninomiya is the desire to slap in itself.
That's what I've been saying, like I'm this mountaineer who longs for slapping.
It's entirely different from the reason of "because I'm a fujoshi".
The reason that I want to slap, is because I want to slap. Slapping desire is the desire to slap.
Nothing more, nothing less.
The thing that I want to convey is that "the desire to slap isn't an evolved form of anything".
The desire to slap already had that form the moment that I was born. It's a pure and rough desire, I just hope that you guys get that.
- 74：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2011/01/31(月) 01:12:50.21 ID:ZkR9M05a0 >>66
うおおおおおおおゥオ！！！！それかなりいいな！！！
パッションを感じる！！！！！！！目がかなり表現力高い！！
いいなこれいいな、すごいビンタ感出てきてる
あと、注文つけるみたいで悪いんだけどなんてーかちょっとこう
スピード感というか躍動感が出ると凄くハマる気がする！
輪郭がブレる感じと、ニ宮自身の視界が揺れてる感じが欲しいな
ああああでもすげえいいそれ、すげえマジいいわ
Uwooooo!!! That one's really good!!!
I can feel the passion!!!!!!!! Especially the eyes, they're expressing the feelings really well!!
This is good, you really get that "slapping feeling" from it.
And sorry if it seems like I'm making an order, but if you can make it feel more dynamic, or show the sense of speed
then I think it'll look perfect!
Like the outline of his face is shaking, and something that will make you think that Ninomiya's sense of vision is shaking as well.
Ahhhhhhhhh, but that one's really nice! Seriously, it's really good.
〃〃∩ _, ,_ （･д･ ）
⊂⌒(ヽ.ﾟーﾟ(☆ミ⊃
｀ヽ_つ ⊂ノ
これでいいか
Is this fine with you?
- 80：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2011/01/31(月) 01:20:37.61 ID:ZkR9M05a0
- >>72ウわあぁああ！！！！それすごい二宮っぽい顔だ！！！！！
眉と眉の間と口角が二宮じゃねーか
あとポージングも二宮じゃねーか、ヤバいもう俺急速に満たされていく
クソほど喉渇いてる時にアクエリアス一気した気分なんだけど
あああありがとぅおおおおおおオアシスススウオアシス指数鯉上りなん！！！！！
Uwaaaa!!!! That face really seems like Ninomiya's!!!!!
The space between the eyebrows and the corners of the mouth are exactly like Ninomiya's!
Even the pose is Ninomiya! Holy crap, I'm feeling satisfied at the speed of light.
It's like drinking Aquarius in one go when I'm so thirsty....
ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOASISSSSSSSSSSS!!! OASIS INDEX RISING!!!!!
Pari♪ Pari♪ Pari♪ Juwa-♪
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- >>85あのCM見るとすんげえビンタしたくなる
ニ宮が出てきた時点で、ウグッ…ってなる
3回目のパリ♪を言い終わったら頃にはもう脳内で二宮をパァーンしてて
ジュワァー♪の時はもう俺はゴリラみたいなテンションになる
ゴリラみたいっていうのは、人間を初めて目にした時のゴリラね
怒りとか苛立ちではない感覚で、とにかく畏れるんだよ
この場合の「畏れ」は自分の中のビンタ欲の戦慄きについての畏れ
大げさって思われるだろうけど、本当なんだよマジで
もうなんなんだろう、心理学者とかに解明して欲しいレベル
なぜ俺がニ宮に対してここまでの感情を抱くのかを解明しろ誰か
表面的な部分での「あいつビンタしたくなる顔だよね～ｗみたいなｗ」じゃなくて
もっとなんかこう深いんだよ、琵琶湖とかそういう次元じゃないわけ
マリアナ海溝ぐらいの感じなの、あーもう
I reaaaaaally feel the desire to slap him when I see that commercial.
The moment Ninomiya comes out, I just go "UGH...".
When he finishes saying the third "Pari♪", I've already slapped Ninomiya in my head.
Then when he reaches "Juwa-♪", my tension is already like that of a gorilla.
When I say like that of a gorilla, it's like a gorilla who sees a human being for the first time.
It's not anger nor irritation, it's anxiety.
The "anxiety" I'm talking about is this anxiety brought about by the desire to slap that's swelling inside of me.
You may think I'm exaggerating, but this is for real. Maji de.
I wonder what it is, really. I even want the psychologists to identify it for me.
Someone, hey, anyone, explain why I'm feeling like this towards Ninomiya.
It's not the superficial explanation of "because he really does have a face that makes you want to slap him~".
But I think it's something deeper than that. Lake Biwa? No, it's not on that level.
It's more like the Mariana Trench. Ahhhhh, sheesh.
あと少しで俺の渾身の二宮が
Well, just hold your horses.
You'll be able to see the Ninomiya that I've been working so hard on in a bit.
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- ウィイぃいいいいいああああああぃ！！！！！！！！！！！！>>90
待ってる俺待ってるから！！！お前の」ことまってうるから！！！！！！！！！！！
海溝の底に沈みながらまってる！！！！！ガナンｂレ！！！！
WIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL WAIT!!! I'LL WAIT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL WAIT FOR YOU WHILE I'M DROWNING IN THE TRENCH!!!!!!!
DO YOUR BEST!!!!!!!!!!!
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- >>100すげえ
Wow
- 107：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2011/01/31(月) 02:04:08.86 ID:ZkR9M05a0
- >>100!!!!!！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！!!!!!!！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
!！！！！！！！！！！！！！!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
お前もしかしてニュートンの生まれ変わりじゃないの！！！！！！!!！！！！！！！！
うわああああああああスゴイ躍動感スゴイ目のぶれかたスゴイスピード感
そして微かに飛び散る飛沫の位置と量の絶妙さナイスプレー凄い連携すごい
叩かれた頬肉の揺れが伝わるようだまさにこれは嘘偽りの無いビンタ
ベソンッ！プシッ！ピチ！ヌンッ…！という一連の流れが臨場感と共に！！！
あｄんぃさｄｃｓアリガトオオオオオオオオオオオ！！！！
>>100
!!!!!！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！!!!!!!！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
!！！！！！！！！！！！！！!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
Could you be the reincarnation of Newton or someone！！！！！！!!！！！！！！！！
Uwaaaaaaaa amazing dynamics, amazing eye blur, amazing sense of speed!
And the slight spray, the positioning and the balance of these, they're all in perfect harmony!
I can even feel his cheeks shaking after the slap, this is undoubtedly a true slap.
Together with the flow and atmosphere of the sound effects BESON! PUSHI! PICHI! Nnngu...
ajsgfjkasj ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
>>1はこうゆう動画みてオ○ニーしちゃうの？
>>1, do you watch videos like this and jerk off?
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- >>104何度も説明してると思うけど、俺は二宮に性的欲求は抱かない
ビンタしたいだけであって、ビンタすることで性的興奮を得たいんじゃないんだ
それだと「ビンタをしてムラムラしたい」になっちゃうだろ
俺は純粋に「ビンタをしたい」んだよ、そしてビンタをしたら
「ビンタそのものによる喜び」を感じたいのであって、
決して「ビンタによる性的もしくは恋愛感情的な興奮」を感じたいんじゃない
俺の求めるビンタの魅力は「ビンタそのものの魅力」であって
「ビンタによって生まれる何かの魅力」じゃないんだ、ビンタ欲とは常に無垢な存在だから
無垢で無いビンタ欲があるとするなら、それは生まれたままの姿じゃないビンタ欲、
つまり服を着たビンタ欲であり、俺の求めるものはそこには無いと言える
進化したビンタ欲は、ある意味ではむしろ退化していると言えるのではないか？と思う
もちろんビンタを道具と捉えることや、ビンタをして、そこからの何かを求めることは否定しない
それもまた新たな魅力であることには変わりは無いし、退化しても美しいものはある
だけど俺個人の事を言わせてもらえば、そのままのビンタ欲が原点にして究極
I've explained it over and over already, but I have no sexual desires towards Ninomiya.
I just want to slap him. It's not about feeling sexual ecstasy after slapping him.
That'll only be like "wanting to feel horny after slapping him".
I purely just "want to slap" him. And when I do, I just
"want to feel happiness towards slapping", and not
"feeling sexual or romantic excitement because of the act of slapping".
The appeal that I'm yearning for is "the appeal in slapping", and
"not the appeal that is born from slapping". The "desire to slap" is a pure and innocent existence in itself.
If there's a "desire to slap" that isn't innocent, then that's the "desire to slap" that isn't in its newborn state.
In other words, that's the "desire to slap" with clothes on, and that's not the desire that I yearn for.
This "desire to slap" that has 'evolved' hasn't actually 'evolved', but more like 'degenerated'. That's what I think.
Of course, the slap in itself can be considered as a tool, so you slap, and I won't deny that you will want to get something out of that.
But that in itself is a new kind of appeal. That fact will not change. Even something that has degenerated has its own beauty.
But if you ask me, the original "desire to slap" is the ultimate one.
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- >>121……………え？
>>121
..............Eh?
フリーターでビンタされてたぞ
多分
I remember!
He was slapped in Freeter!
I think.
でもなんか面白いからここまで読んできたら、なんか>>1に洗脳されそうだ
I just opened a weird thread...
But it was funny so I read up to here, and I feel like I'm getting brainwashed by >>1.
>>1 You must be ailing somewhere wwwwwwww
あまり二宮をいじめないでくれ
I have a younger sister in 1st year junior high who's a Nino fan.
Don't bully Ninomiya too much.
どうだ>>1よ・・・！！
How's that >>1...!!
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- >>113すげーWOW!
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- >>113すげえWHOA!
- 128：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2011/01/31(月) 02:24:03.50 ID:ZkR9M05a0
- >>113あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
ああにんｄんさああああああイギぅあｄんびああああああああああギイイイイイイイイイ
アｙデャシンｃヴァｓｘｗｖヴァアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアア
やばいうんこもれる！！！！！！！！！！！！！
すごいエクスタシー！！！！！アドレナリン溢れ出てる今！！！！！！！！！！！！！
エクスタシー！！！！！！！！ンヒぇ！！あえぇあべ６６６６６６６
ナーツィゴンニャマバキチババゴンニャーマベラゴンニャマベーラ！！！！！！！
ベッソボベッソボベッソボ！！！！！イバンベーラ！！ベンラバッバ！！！！
もうお前には感謝してもしきれないお前は俺のいｔのちの恩人だよ
ありがとうありがとうこの国に生まれてよかったお前と同じ星に生まれてよかった
同じ星に生まれた俺のこの奇跡とレジェンドまじでアリガトウ
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAADJKASJDOASJDOAL:kdlkdAAAAAAAAAAAKIIIIII
AWKDFJKASFJAWWVWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH NO, I THINK I'M GONNA SHI+ MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMAZING ECSTASY!!!!!!!!!!!! NGHEI! AEABEAIEHA6666666
NATSUGONNYAMABAKITIBABAGONNNYAMABERAGONNNAYAMABERA!!!!!
BESSO BESSO BESSO BO!!!!!! IBANBE-RA!! BENRABABBA!!!!
I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH, YOU'RE THE SAVIOUR OF MY LIFE
THANK YOU THANK YOU! I'M GLAD I WAS BORN IN THIS COUNTRY! I'M GLAD I WAS BORN IN THE SAME PLANET AS YOU
THANK YOU FOR THIS MIRACLE, THIS LEGENED THAT WAS BORN IN THE SAME PLANET
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Wow www
Who would've thought that a thread like this would give birth to an AA of such high quality...
I wonder how Nino would feel when he sees this thread...
二宮さんすいませんでした……
Right now, I just feel like I wasted my time in doing that...
Ninomiya-san, I'm sorry...
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- ありがとうぃうぃぅういぅありがとうぃうぃぅぃああいぃぃぃ！！！！！>>127
無駄じゃないよ！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
二宮のビンタAAが出来て俺がエクスタシーを感じて
このスレの中で皆が二宮がビンタされる瞬間を共有したことは
決して無駄じゃないしありがとうウンコ漏れそうだよ
こんなに素晴らしい二宮のビンタ姿を見られたから
生きてて良かったと思ったし本当にお前の住んでる地域の方角に足向けて寝れない
ARIGATOUiuiuiuii ARIGATOUiuiuiuiuiiiiiiii!!!!!
It's not a waste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With Ninomiya's AA, I just felt this ecstasy, and
the fact that everyone on this thread has shared the moment where Ninomiya has been slapped
means that it's not a waste, thank you I feel like my poop is going to come out.
Now that I have seen such a wonderful scene of Ninomiya being slapped,
I feel blessed to be alive, and I can't sleep after pointing my feet towards the area where you are located.
>同じ星に生まれた俺のこの奇跡とレジェンドまじでアリガトウ
くっそわろたｗｗｗｗｗ
>THANK YOU THANK YOU! I'M GLAD I WAS BORN IN THIS COUNTRY! I'M GLAD I WAS BORN IN THE SAME PLANET AS YOU
>THANK YOU FOR THIS MIRACLE, THIS LEGEND THAT WAS BORN IN THE SAME PLANET
ROFLMAO wwwwwwwww
コラなら簡単に作れると思うけど
Does it have to be AA?
I think I can easily make a photoshopped one.
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- お願いしまう！！！！！！！土下座スルカラ！！！！！！！！！！！！>>134
靴とか舐めるから！！！！！！犬の真似もします！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
豚のほうがいいなら豚もやります！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
ワンワン！！！ワンワンワンワン！！！！！！ワンワンワンワン！！！！！
ブヒブヒブイヒブィブブヒブヒブヒ！！！！！！！！アイアムピッグハウワイユーアイムファインセンキュー！！！！
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO GET DOWN ON MY KNEES!!!!!!!!!
I'LL EVEN LICK YOUR SHOES!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL IMITATE A DOG!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU WANT A PIG, I'LL ALSO IMITATE A PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARF, ARF, ARF!!! ARF, ARF, ARF ARF!!!!!!!!! ARF, ARF, ARF ARF!!!!!!!!!
OINK OINK OINKITY OINK OINK!!!!!!!!!!! I AM PIG HOW ARE YOU I'M FINE THANK YOU!!!!!!
俺的にマツジュンはちょっと無理ｗｗ
受けがいいんだよな
Honestly speaking, Arashi's cuter than AKB.
But I can't stand MatsuJun, though www
People really accept them well.
- 143：以下、名無しにかわりましてVIPがお送りします：2011/01/31(月) 02:33:54.68 ID:+YQAbg6O0
- 完全同意>>139
男だけどあんな数ばっかのジャリ女よりも嵐の方が見た目的にも性格的にも可愛い
特に大ちゃんとほっぺすりすりしたい
I totally agree with you.
I'm a man but I think Arashi looks cuter and are much nicer than those cheap girls who are just quantity over quality. Especially Ohno-chan, I want to rub cheeks with him.
LOL, the quality's much better than I expected
I feel like I've awakened to something...
和也！和也！和也！和也ぅぅうううわぁああああああああああああああああああああああん！！！
あぁああああ…ああ…あっあっー！あぁああああああ！！！和也和也和也ぅううぁわぁああああ！！！
あぁクンカクンカ！クンカクンカ！スーハースーハー！スーハースーハー！いい匂いだなぁ…くんくん
んはぁっ！二宮和也たんの桃色ブロンドの髪をクンカクンカしたいお！クンカクンカ！あぁあ！！
間違えた！モフモフしたいお！モフモフ！モフモフ！髪髪モフモフ！カリカリモフモフ…きゅんきゅんきゅい！！
大奥の和也たんかわいかったよぅ！！あぁぁああ…あああ…あっあぁああああ！！ふぁぁあああんんっ！！
GANTZ決まって良かったね和也たん！あぁあああああ！かわいい！和也たん！かわいい！あっああぁああ！
GANTZ PART2予定されて嬉し…いやぁああああああ！！！にゃああああああああん！！ぎゃああああああああ！！
ぐあああああああああああ！！！GANTZ なんて現実じゃない！！！！あ…フリーター、家を買う。も硫黄島からの手紙もよく考えたら…
和也 ち ゃ ん は 現実 じ ゃ な い？にゃあああああああああああああん！！うぁああああああああああ！！
そんなぁああああああ！！いやぁぁぁあああああああああ！！はぁああああああん！！硫黄島ぁああああ！！
この！ちきしょー！やめてやる！！現実なんかやめ…て…え！？見…てる？スープ de おこげの和也ちゃんが僕を見てる？
スープ de おこげの和也ちゃんが僕を見てるぞ！和也ちゃんが僕を見てるぞ！CMの和也ちゃんが僕を見てるぞ！！
テレビの和也ちゃんが僕に話しかけてるぞ！！！よかった…世の中まだまだ捨てたモンじゃないんだねっ！
いやっほぉおおおおおおお！！！僕には和也ちゃんがいる！！やったよケティ！！ひとりでできるもん！！！
あ、テレビの和也ちゃああああああああああああああん！！いやぁあああああああああああああああ！！！！
あっあんああっああんあ潤様ぁあ！！ま、雅紀！！大麻ぁああああああ！！！翔ぅうううう！！
ううっうぅうう！！俺の想いよ和也へ届け！！硫黄島の和也へ届け！
Kazunari! Kazunari! Kazunari! Kazunari uWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!AAAaaaaaaaAAAA..Aa..AaaaaAAA!! AAAAAAAAAAA!!! KAZUNARIKAZUNARIKAZUNARIUWAAAAAA!!!!
AAAAA!!!! SNIFF, SNIFF! SNIFF SNIFF!! HNNNNN HAAAA HNNN HAAAA!!! Such a nice smell, sniff sniff
NHHAaaa! I want to sniff Kazunari Ninomiya-tan's peach-colored blonde hair!! Sniff sniff!! AHHH!!
My bad, I want to touch and feel it's fluffy-ness! Fluff fluff! Fluff Fluff! Hair Fluff fluff!! AHHH!!
Kazunari-tan, you were so cute in Ooku! AAAAAaaaAAA... AAAAA... AAAAA!!!! Fwaaaaaaannnn!!I'm glad you got the part for GANTZ Kazunari-tan!! AAAA!!! So Cute!! Kazunari-tan!! So cutE!!! AAhhhhaaaaaa!!
I'm happy that there's going to be a GANTZ 2 Iyaaaa!!!! Nyaaaaaaan!!! GYAAAHHHHHH!!!!
GWAAAAAHHHHHH!!! GANTZ isn't reality!!!! A... Freeter, Ie wo kau and Letters from Iwojima too... If you think about them...
T H E Y' R E N O T R E A L Kazunari-zhan? Nyaaaaaan!! UWAAAAAAA!!!!!
NOoooooooooooooooooo!!!! IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! HAAAAAAAaaaan!! Iwojimaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Why you! Dammit! I'm quitting!! I'm quitting reality... eh?? Kazunari-chan of soup de okoge is watching me?
KAZUNARI-CHAN OF SOUP DE OKOGE IS WATCHING ME! Kazunari-chan is watching me!! Kazunari-chan in the commercial is watching me!!Kazunari-chan is talking to me from the TV!!!! I'm so happy... I'm glad I still didn't give up on this world!
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I STILL HAVE MY KAZUNARI-CHAN!! I did it Katy!! I can do it by myself!!!!!
AHHHH KAZUNARI CHAN ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
AAaaaanaanananananaan JUN-SAMA!! MA, MASAKI!! TAIMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! SHOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
UUUU!!! My feelings, go forth and reach Kazunari!! Reach Kazunari in Iwojima!よし落ち着こう、よし落ち着こう、落ち着け俺、落ち着け
肛門の括約筋を引き締めて心して待つのだ
その時が来るまで身も心も穏やかに保つのだ
背筋を伸ばそう、躍る心を抑えよう、そして花鳥風月の如く
凛と澄み切った想いで、情熱を包むのだ八つ橋みたいに
俺よ、菩薩になるのだ
Hahihahihahiaaaaaahihahihahihahihahi
Alright, let's settle down, settle down, settle down me, settle down.
I'll tighten my anal sphincter and wait.
I should maintain a calm body and soul until that time comes.
I'll stretch my back, I'll control my dancing heart, like the beauties of nature,
and envelope my passion with dignity and purity. Like Yatsuhashi sweets.
Myself, become a bodhisattva!
Settle down you guys...
やっつけ
Rushed job
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- >>162うおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおUWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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- >>162時がきたアアアアアあああああ！！！！！！！！！！！！THE TIME HAS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ヤッピョおオォオォォ！！！！！！！！！ーンンンンンゴアオォアェ！！！！！！！！！！！！
やたたやったたやたった活きててヨカッタ肛門の括約筋ユルユルンティ！！！！！！！！！
ありがとうありがとうありがとうありがとうありがとうありがとうありがとう
ありがとうありがとうありがとうありがとうありがとうありがとうありがとう
ありがとうありがとうありがとうありがとうありがとうありがとうありがとう
本当にありがとうもう前頭葉と大脳新皮質が沸騰してシナプス壊滅すりうかも
なんかもう俺今日どうかなる本当に、二宮をカンセツテキにビンタできたことで
エクスタシー感じすぎてエクスタ死ぬかもしれないし明日死ぬのかもしれない
YAPPYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NNGGOOOAAOAOAOAEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH I'M HAPPY TO BE ALIVE! MY ANAL SPHINCTER IS NOW LOSE YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
ARIGATOARIGATOARIGATOARIGATOARIGATOARIGATOARIGATOARIGATO
ARIGATOARIGATOARIGATOARIGATOARIGATOARIGATOARIGATOARIGATO
ARIGATOARIGATOARIGATOARIGATOARIGATOARIGATOARIGATOARIGAto
I'M REALLY GRATEFUL MY FRONTAL LOBE AND CEREBRAL NEOCORTEX ARE BOILING AND THE SYNAPSE MIGHT GET DESTROYED
Seriously, I think something's going to happen to me today, seriously. And now that I have indirectly slapped Ninomiya,
I've felt so much ecstasy, I think I'm gonna die from ecstasy. I might die tomorrow.
こんなやつ叩いてやるなよ
Ninomiya's actually a good singer.
Don't slap someone like him.
Hello me, you seem like you're falling in love with Ninomiya
What's with this thread, it's so scary
明日足首捻挫したりとか明日3回ぐらいゲロ吐いたらどうしようって思うけど
でも今凄く幸せだから全然大丈夫だから何も問題など無いはい解決めでたし
なんかもう本当にありがとうございました俺は今日の喜びがあればきっと
あと人生50年ぐらい生きられそうだしその後も今日の喜びがあれば
悔いが残らず成仏出来そうだし天国行ったらご先祖様に今日の事を語るし
本当にありがとうございました！！本当にありがとうございました！！
明日は区役所に書類受け取りに行くのでそろそろ寝ます
アリガトウゴザイマシた おやすみなさいあ
I'm so happy right now, I get the feeling that some sort of misfortune will fall upon me tomorrow.
Like spraining my ankle, or what if I puke 3 times tomorrow?
But right now I'm extremely happy. I'm totally fine. No problems whatsoever. Everything is under control.
I really want to thank you. Because of this happiness that I felt today,
I think that I will be able to live for another 50 years in my life. With this happiness that I felt today,
I think I can go to heaven without any regrets. And when I go to heaven, I'll talk about this day to my ancestors.
Thank you very much!! Thank you very much!!
I'm going to get some documents at the council tomorrow so I'm off to bed.
Thank you very much. Good night.
This thread is going down in history
I'll probably remember this thread whenever I see Arashi and Ninomiya
This thread is crazy
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