Kenji Darvish "publicly proposes" to figure skater Miki Ando

1： 禿の月φ ★ 2013/07/02(火) 21:23:23.39 ID:???P

When he heard the news of Ando giving birth in April:
Darvish: "Ehhh~~~! Is that so!?"
"I believe there will be a lot of struggles from this point on. If you're ever in trouble, please tell me and I'll do anything I can. Please marry me!"

http://www.daily.co.jp/newsflash/gossip/2013/07/02/0006125165.shtml

http://contents.oricon.co.jp/upimg/news/20130702/2026203_201307020507369001372767554c.jpg

http://xn--day-kc4bzord2h2g045x9j6b.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/andoumiki06.jpg

3： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:24:18.70 ID:ywXaaKMp0

もしかして、生き残りにちょっと必死になってる？
Is he becoming a bit desperate in trying to survive?

7： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:25:26.93 ID:OJHS6Lmq0!

落ち目の女を持ち上げるとはこいつらなかなか優しくて好きだ。
This guy is pretty kind for trying to lift up the image of this woman who's on the decline. I like him.

96： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/03(水) 00:24:54.75 ID:+PMsEzxTO

>>7
だよねぇ
結婚の予定が未定なんてアンタッチャブルな物件を笑いに包んで、優しいよ
Right, he's kind for inducing laughter into an otherwise untouchable topic such as marriage plans

10： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:26:13.51 ID:4ZXuPHdO0

早速便乗
Aaaand there he goes again trying to ride with the hot topic

13： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:27:35.88 ID:mIMoq9jfO

あれ？なんか逆に好印象ｗｗｗ
Hm? This actually gives a good impression of him LOL

14： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:28:03.87 ID:BYWon7FiO

そんなに飢えてんのか
Is he that deprived?

15： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:29:06.05 ID:r3CwnBtRO

タイプなんか？
ちょっとウケたｗｗｗ
Is she his type?
I find that a bit funny LOL

16： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:29:12.11 ID:iyh3lbY9O

ホントに来たらどうするつもりだ？？
What do you intend to do if she really comes flying to your arms?

http://torino2006.nikkansports.com/photo/photos/ta-060219-5.jpg

17： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:29:27.54 ID:YvOTBQi90

父親が分からない安藤に
父親代わりになるってことか？
So you mean you're accepting the responsibility of fathering the baby whose dad's identity remains unknown?

20： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:31:44.02 ID:GQvAB1g90

不覚にも金爆で初めて笑った
That was actually the first time Golden Bomber made me laugh

24： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:36:19.47 ID:tgBs0XCGO

お笑いに厳しい2ちゃんねるはこの程度で笑います
2channelers who are supposed to be strict with comedians laugh at just this much

28： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:39:55.14 ID:jvAGLxtN0

この人は素顔はイケメンなんだよな

実際はやりまくりでしょ
But this guy's an ikemen. He must be humping all the time.

http://dailywom.hotcom-web.com/geinou/201303/20130309/image6.jpg

29： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:40:32.34 ID:HsalrOMI0

上手いなーｗ
安藤を傷つけず笑いも取るｗ
たしか金爆って樽美酒が入ってから雰囲気がかなり良くなったんだってね。鬼竜院が言ってた。
Well done.
He was able to get laughs without hurting Ando LOL
True that the air around Golden Bomber improved after Darvish joined them. That's what Kiryuuin said.

31： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:44:50.47 ID:vgBTmzS9O

こいつらって最近まったく歌番組で見なくなったんだがただリリースしてないだけ？
あるいわ売れなさすぎて呼ばれなくなったの？
I haven't been seeing these guys on music shows lately. Is it just because they haven't released anything new? Or is it that they're not being asked to participate because of bad sales?

37： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:50:20.65 ID:uzQX7/jkO

>>31
全国ツアー真っ最中。
They're in the middle of their nationwide tour

39： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 21:52:45.21 ID:Fwg7Advw0

ボーカルが喉やられたってのはもう年末の話だっけ　今ツアーとは景気がいいな
Ah, so the vocalist had his throat problems at the end of last year, huh. Business sure is booming for them if they're on tour.

43： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 22:09:10.02 ID:mrkDnUIJO

ゴールデンボンバーは基本ウケ狙いすぎて笑えないけど人柄はよさそうだから別にいいや

決して面白くはないな
I really don't find Golden Bomber funny since they're obviously trying to get laughs, but they all seem nice people so it's alright.
But they're not funny at all.

44： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 22:11:48.50 ID:Q8xG3Qv40

ハンサム
Handsome

http://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20110227/20/doramu-kenji/73/c5/j/o0480085411078896153.jpg

48： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 22:21:12.28 ID:pTdN4MSD0

安藤なら自分で稼ぐだろうし、あの体なら結婚しても悪くはないが、ロシア人とつきあってた女なんて、日本の男じゃ満足できないんじゃねw
Ando will be able to earn her own money. And if you want to marry her, her body is still good enough.
But I don't think a Japanese man will be able to satisfy a woman who once dated a Russian man.

http://up.gc-img.net/post_img_web/2013/07/1c510f4065ee8c7da4d5bbfd6ff3e5e5_20527.jpeg

58： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 23:29:45.98 ID:6pWHx5mKP

「色々大変なこともあると思うんで。困ったときは僕に 言ってくれれば何でもします。結婚してください！」
南里もこう言って安藤に近づいたんだろうな
"I believe there will be a lot of struggles from this point on. If you're ever in trouble, please tell me and I'll do anything I can. Please marry me!"
This was probably what Nanri told Ando when he approached her.

http://trend-af.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/WS0000105.jpg

http://geitopi.com/wp-content/uploads/%E5%8D%97%E9%87%8C%E5%AE%89%E8%97%A4.jpg

https://blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/_688/sitaka-news007/002096_03s.jpg

63： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 23:42:14.93 ID:t09H2mqe0

このおにいさん、福岡で高校球児だったらしい。
ヤフオクドームで始球式してたけど、確かに経験者っぽい投げ方と、地元だからか始球式の後のインタビュー、うれし涙が出てきた―とマジで涙。

人のよさそうなにいさん。
I heard that this man used to live playing baseball when he was in highschool in Fukuoka.
He once threw the celebratory first pitch at the Yahoo Auction Dome, but he did throw it like an experienced player, and he cried during the interview afterwards saying those were tears of joy. Maybe it was because it was in his hometown.
This guy really seems like a nice young man.

65： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 23:45:21.82 ID:XXn3KkKL0

２ちゃんで「金爆はオッケー」みたいな流れを作ろうとしてる必死な奴がいて
そいつのせいでなんかあんまりいいイメージつかなくなったわ
元々好きでも嫌いでもなかったのに
There are some people desperately trying to start a movement on 2chan and create this image that "Anything GB does is ok".
And because of these people, I don't have a good impression of Golden Bomber anymore.
I never really liked, nor hated them before.

123： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/03(水) 04:57:29.09 ID:kwbVZJSZP

>>65
ああ、わかる。
なんか全肯定させようって奴がいるな。よりによって2ちゃんで。
I understand what you're saying.
It's like there's someone who's trying to affirm everything. On 2chan, of all places.

139： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/03(水) 10:50:09.56 ID:C7tBYG8gO

>>65
めっちゃわかるｗ
西川と金爆は2chでも叩かれないみたいなアレｗ
Yeah, I know. They're trying to make it look like Nishikawa and GB aren't bashed even on 2chan.

69： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 23:49:51.08 ID:KiP5jHeE0

この人、黙っとけばいいのに
すごーく調子に乗ってるのがなぁ・・・
This guy should just keep quiet.
He seems to be getting carried away...

78： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/02(火) 23:57:31.02 ID:ZAEkejGI0

メンヘラファンに嫉妬させる作戦かな?
Is this his ploy to make his crazy fans jealous?

91： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/03(水) 00:19:40.83 ID:posDYeI70

こんな事言うと、またおバカなファンたちが安藤叩きを始めるんじゃないの？
で、ブログで安藤に謝罪する羽目になる
Don't you think that his foolish fans will start bashing Ando after he's said this?
Then he'll just end up apologizing to Ando on his blog.

98： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/03(水) 00:31:39.78 ID:gcuAzu0M0

ニャルビッシュは許せる
ボーカルは顔がきもい
あとは知らない 歌もよくしらない
I can forgive Nyarvish. (related post HERE)
The vocalist has a gross face.
I don't know the rest. I really don't know their songs well.

http://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20121111/13/hiiragi-rumi/f3/49/j/o0800060012280601888.jpg

110： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/07/03(水) 01:56:14.44 ID:N7a8cWHdP

まゆゆとラブホに行くんじゃなかったのかwww
Wasn't he going to a love hotel with Mayuyu? LOLOL (related post HERE)

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/akb48love_akb/imgs/7/3/73a27407.jpg

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