マジで!? MAJI DE!?: Alleged pictures of KAT-TUN's Koki Tanaka's private part which he sent to a fan scooped by Jitsuwa Knuckles

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Alleged pictures of KAT-TUN's Koki Tanaka's private part which he sent to a fan scooped by Jitsuwa Knuckles

1：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:16:07.71 0 ID:

http://i.imgur.com/vWBkPGb.jpg

田中聖のせいでKAT-TUN夏コン消滅？やんちゃのせいでジャニーズ激怒
Is it true that KAT-TUN's summer concert was cancelled because of Koki Tanaka? His immature actions draws the ire of Johnny's
http://www.excite.co.jp/News/column_g/20130907/Bucchinews_661.html

閉店のウワサはホント？KAT-TUN・田中聖が運営していた会員制バーに再潜入
Is it true that Koki Tanaka's members-only bar has been shut down? We sneak into the place once again
http://news.livedoor.com/article/detail/7856913/

* Potentially NSFW content after the jump

1：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:16:07.71 0 ID:

Pictures* from Jitsuwa Knuckles
(* Allegedly Tanaka's private part with a c#ck ring, silicon balls and tattoos, colored differently by the magazine)

http://i.imgur.com/1CE7tIJ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/e016OL2.jpg

7：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:20:23.51 0 ID:

完全にクスリやってますわ

Looks like he's totally wasted

10：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:21:19.89 0 ID:

第２の羽賀研二なれるぜコレ

He'll be the 2nd coming of Kenji Haga with this

13：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:22:18.25 0 ID:

何だよ

What the heck

16：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:23:10.10 0 ID:

すげえなジャニ

こいつもキムタクと一緒で熱湯風呂入るとき肌色のテープ巻くのか？

Johnny's sure is amazing.
So if this guy goes into a hot bath together with KimuTaku, then he'll also put on skin-colored bandage (to hide his tattoos)?

http://hot-news-99.c.blog.so-net.ne.jp/_images/blog/_c9f/hot-news-99/12669814524b849a4c73956_import.jpg

19：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:23:56.95 0 ID:

ケツに刺青いれてんだっけ

だっせｗｗ

He has tattoos on his butt, right? That's so lame ww

27：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:25:33.93 0 ID:

これ持ってるの普通のタバコじゃ無いよな？

That's not just a regular cigar he's holding here, right?

http://i.imgur.com/vWBkPGb.jpg

44：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:29:07.43 0 ID:: >>27

明らかにジョイントだなあ・・・・
Totally looks like a joint...

223：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:09:34.75 0 ID:: >>27

まじだw

完全にアウトじゃん
Wow, you're right w
This isn't good at all.

34：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:26:56.72 0 ID:

こいつ良くクラブいるし話しかけても普通に答えてくれるよ

写真も普通に撮らせてくれる

長瀬は写真NGだったけど

This guy is always in the clubs, and he even answers back when you talk to him. He even allows you to take his picture. Nagase doesn't allow his pictures taken though.

41：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:28:58.09 0 ID:: >>34

じゃあ結構気さくでいい奴じゃん

人殴ったりクスリやってるわけじゃないんだろ
Then he's a pretty cool and sociable guy, huh. I don't think he's the type who hits people and does drugs.

36：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:27:28.32 0 ID:

ちなみに尻はこのようになっています

By the way, this is how his butt looks like

http://www.dotup.org/uploda/www.dotup.org4551450.jpg

114：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:47:18.68 0 ID:: >>36

流出しすぎだろ
Just how many pictures of him has been leaked?

127：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:52:38.73 0 ID:: >>36

赤西もそうだけどジャニーズにいるっていうのがダサいよな
This is also true with Akanishi, but being in Johnny's is pretty lame

336：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:31:40.06 0 ID:: >>36

チンピラそのものだな
He's nothing but a thug

38：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:27:47.75 0 ID:

今月のナックルズだね

KAT-TUNの田中はナックルズに毎月出るから

So it's from this month's Knuckles, huh.
KAT-TUN's Tanaka seems to be in Knuckles every single month.

42：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:28:59.38 0 ID:

ナックルズというのもジャニの広報誌なのか

So is Knuckles some sort of press magazine for Johnny's?

54：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:30:21.78 0 ID:

元気があってよろしい

キモヲタばかりじゃ日本は崩壊する

It's good that he's full of vigor.
Japan will crumble if there's no one but kimo-otas in here.

61：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:32:07.59 0 ID:

写真送るとかファン思いのいいやつだな

Sending pictures to his fans? Then he's a real nice guy who cares for his fans.

64：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:32:50.52 0 ID:

こいつチンピラに見えるけど実はいい奴的な感じかと思ったらリアルにチンピラだったのかw

I thought this guy was a nice guy who just looked like a hooligan... But he really is one, huh ww

80：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:35:41.74 0 ID:: >>64

干されてる地味だけどいいやつそうなやつも大抵いいやつじゃない
Even the ones frozen out who seem like nice persons likely aren't

69：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:33:50.76 0 ID:

これじゃまともなタイアップはもう無理だし厳しいね

Uh-oh, it'll probably be impossible for them to have any more proper tie-ups, or things may get really difficult for them

73：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:34:49.67 0 ID:

ジョイントてなんぞ

Uhhh, what's a joint?

81：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:35:45.50 0 ID:: >>73

乾燥大麻を紙で巻いたやつ

画像検索してみ
That's dried cannabis wrapped in paper.
Try searching for the image.

http://cannabisstudyhouse.com/54_cannabis_blog/02_nol_blog/2009_04/090428_dutch_smoker/image002.jpg

83：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:36:25.55 0 ID:

ファンは何でバラしちゃうの？

もう送ってもらえなくなるじゃん

So why did the fan reveal this? He won't be sending her anything anymore now.

88：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:37:16.19 0 ID:: >>83

チ●コ画像配信サービスが終了したからじゃね？
Maybe because he already stopped the service of providing his c#ck pictures

96：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:39:45.95 0 ID:

あーあ、必殺仕事人もお蔵入りかよ(´･ω･`)

Ahh~ so Hissatsu Shigotonin will also be going in the can, huh (´･ω･`)

109：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:44:12.92 0 ID:

・・・・シリコンって痛いのかな

...I wonder if silicons are painful

113：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:46:12.26 0 ID:

シリコンとか入れると女は気持ちいいの？

Do women enjoy these d!cks with silicon in them?

116：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:47:26.34 0 ID:: >>113

男同士は気持ちよいらしいぞ
留置場で一緒の部屋になった70歳くらいのじいちゃんが教えてくれた
I heard it feels good when it's a man on another man. Well, that's what this 70-year-old grandpa told me when we were locked up together in a cell.

123：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:51:36.37 0 ID:

すごい早漏だと暴露されてた

It was also revealed that he comes pretty fast

133：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:53:40.93 0 ID:

カツーンももう35才ぐらいだっけ？

落ち着く年ごろだけどな

Are KAT-TUN already 35 or something? They should already be settling down then.

144：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:55:16.53 0 ID:: >>133

これ昔の話だよ

今は丸くなってる
This is an old story already.
They've mellowed down these days.

137：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:54:28.76 0 ID:

まだ20代後半ぐらいじゃないの

Errr, isn't he still in his late 20s?

142：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:54:53.05 0 ID:

大麻くんはなんで今でもテレビに出てんの？

So how come Taima-kun (*Ohno) still gets to appear on TV?

http://blog-imgs-26.fc2.com/g/o/u/gouken/up11344.jpg

153：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 11:56:39.17 0 ID:: >>142

芸術家だから
Because he's an artiste

169：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:00:42.62 0 ID:

ドラッグってやめられないんだろうな

I heard people can't stop doing drugs once they start it

194：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:05:59.47 0 ID:

カツン解散するんだろ

ｃｄも出してないし

KAT-TUN might disband, huh.
They're not coming out with CDs either.

205：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:07:08.85 0 ID:

同じグループで中丸くんはいじめられたりしないのかな

I wonder if Nakamaru-kun is being bullied within the group

http://pic.prepics-cdn.com/yucci0904/15150731.jpeg

484：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:56:22.94 0 ID:: >>205

中丸くんはああ見えてキれると怖いらしい
Despite looking like that, I heard that Nakamaru's really scary when he gets pissed

209：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:08:09.00 0 ID:

見た目そのまんまの人だったのかw

そりゃそーかw

So what you see is what you get with Tanaka, huh LOL
Well, I guess so. w

219：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:08:46.02 0 ID:

むしろ裏表がなくてカッコイイじゃん

見た目通りの人間て

I actually find these people who are exactly how they look cool since they don't have a hidden side to them

231：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:12:23.25 0 ID:

http://i.imgur.com/aNAu6mN.jpg

実話ナックルズ読んできた

女はキャバ嬢で芸能人なら誰とでも寝る「カキタレ」

クラブのトイレで鰯(NEWS小山)とやった後笛(NEWS加藤)がお持ち帰りして寝顔撮られたらしい

I went ahead and read Jitsuwa Knuckles.

The woman is a cabaret club hostess who would sleep with anyone who's a celebrity. She apparently did it with iwashi (NEWS Koyama) in the toilet of a club and then she was taken home by fue (NEWS Kato) after that, and his picture was taken while sleeping.

以下鰯との会話
鰯：いや家で起きたら1人だったから。1人で帰って来たよ（笑）オシッコ見られてたっけ？？

女：そーなんだ！でも無事に変えれて良かったね　見たってゆーかティッシュでふいてゆわれた！笑。

鰯：まじで！（笑）ふいたの？（笑）

女：さすがにそれは拒否した！！笑。恥ずかしすぎて

鰯：ナイス判断（笑）ごめんね、反省します

女：お酒飲んでたから仕方ないよ！！笑。飲みすぎ気を付けてねっ！！カラーの記憶ある？笑。

鰯：とびとびだけどあるよ。いやまじ飲み過ぎた（笑）

女：シャンパン入れすぎてたよねっ！！笑。んー慶ちゃん（以下見えず）

ちなみにカラーとは六本木のクラブで日付は7/8
ｴﾛ(NEWS手越)がﾌﾗｲﾃﾞｰされた直後だね

The woman's conversation with iwashi

Iwashi: "I was all alone when I woke up at home. I came home by myself (LOL) So did you see me taking a leak?"

Girl: "Oh really? But I'm glad you arrived home safely. Saw it? Actually you asked me to wipe it for you LOL"

Iwashi: "Maji de!? LOL, so did you wipe it?"

Girl: "Of course not, it was too embarrassing LOL"

Iwashi: "Nice decision (LOL) Sorry, I reflect on what I did."

Girl: "Can't be helped, you drank sake after all. Just be careful not to drink too much! Do you still remember color? (Roppongi club)

Iwashi: "I still have vague memories of it. Wow, I must've really drank a lot"

Woman: "You did pour a lot! LOL Uhhnnn, Kei-chan (the rest is cut off)

This was on July 8, right after NEWS Tegoshi was in Friday.

245：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:16:08.39 0 ID:: >>231

あらら

小山と加藤って比較的まじめで売ってなかったか？
Uh-oh, weren't Koyama and Kato billed as the serious types?

396：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:42:04.38 0 ID:: >>231

こんなのジャニの常識だけど事務所が裏で女回せなくなったってのが弱いね

昔とは何もかもが違うな
This is just a day in the life for these Johnny's talents, but it's getting pretty weak now that the agency isn't providing them the girls.
Everything's just so different from the past.

232：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:12:48.93 0 ID:

こいつ最近随分落ち着いたなと思って見てたんだが

過去の悪行までは消せないか

I actually thought this guy has already mellowed down these days. So he still couldn't eliminate the acts he did back in the day, huh.

http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/amosaic/imgs/a/5/a5a1c9f1-s.jpg

249：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:16:33.64 0 ID:

芸能界ってこういう奴しかおらんよ

程度の差はあれ、どいつもこいつもDQNばっかり

These are the only types of guys you'd see in the showbiz world. Though the degrees may be different, every single one of them is a delinquent.

270：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:19:52.86 0 ID:

思った以上に終了してた

This is more serious than what I have imagined

282：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:22:45.71 0 ID:

・裁判で敗訴ホモ認定される

・稲垣メンバーと呼ばせる

・男アイドルグループは潰す

このあたりからジャニ事務所は完全におかしくなった

* Loses in court and he was determined to be gay
* Makes the media call Inagaki as "Inagaki member" (instead of "suspect" after his arrest)
* Destroys other male idol groups
Johnny's as an agency just started acting all strangely during these times.

307：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:26:54.56 0 ID:

ジャニーズ崩壊

ざまあああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

The destruction of Johnny's
Serves you righttttttttttttttttttttttt

312：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:27:35.89 0 ID:

亀梨くんだけはさわやかイメージで売り出してくれたおかげで泥船脱出できるな

I think only Kamenashi can escape from this sinking ship because of his pleasant image

http://img5.blogs.yahoo.co.jp/ybi/1/d3/8b/rkdyss/folder/1494107/img_1494107_59717277_5?1281388139.jpg

346：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:34:16.85 0 ID:

ジャニヲタってよくこんなの応援できるな

ジャニーズなら何やっても気にしないんだろうか

I wonder how the Jani-otas can still root for these people. Maybe they'll just forgive anything these Johnny's talents do.

358：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:36:11.28 0 ID:

これで合法ハーブというのもむしろダサい

I actually find it lame that he's just smoking these legal herbs

397：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:42:04.96 0 ID:

真珠入りかよｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

コックリングって初めて知ったわ

So it has these beads? wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
It's my first time hearing about c#ck rings

http://www.u-new.jp/site_data/cabinet/others/xr-aa597_0.jpg

457：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:52:13.03 0 ID:

スキャンダルとは無縁のジャニ誰か教えてくれない？思い浮かばん

Is there a Johnny's talent who's scandal free? I really can't think of anyone.

466：名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/04(金) 12:53:16.36 0 ID:: >>457

サクラップ？

裏で揉み消してるだけだろうけど
Sakurap?
I believe that they're just erasing all the facts behind the scenes, though.