Photo of Tomohisa Yamashita's alleged cigarette butt on Twitter

1： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:31:45.44 0 ID:

**** *** ‏@p************ 10月6日 

@c***** きましたよ！！
めっちゃかっこよかった！
タバコの吸殻をGET。笑

@c***** he came!!
He was super cool!

I was able to get his cigar butt. LOL.

http://twitter.com/p**********/status/386586988674940928

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BV1u0WHCUAET19i.jpg

3： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:32:46.75 0 ID:

ジャニヲタ発狂やろ

The Jani-wotas must be going mad

4： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:33:13.46 0 ID:

オクに出したらジャニヲタオバハンがエグい値段付けそう

I get the feeling that a Jani-wota granny will be bidding a crazy amount on it when it's put on auction

5： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:33:17.21 0 ID:

わざわざ書くとかバカだねえ

She's really stupid for even writing something like this

6： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:35:04.39 0 ID:

これはジャニオタに消されるな

This person will get eliminated from the world by a Jani-wota

8： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:35:32.39 0 ID:

これはキモい

そして営業に支障でる

This is disgusting.
And this will have a negative effect on business.

9： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:35:41.71 0 ID:

あ～あ・・・よりによってジャニとか・・・

死に急ぐなよ

Aaa~ah... and from Johnny's at that...
Don't rush to your death now.

10： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:36:02.57 0 ID:

終わったな

It's over

11： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:36:13.10 0 ID:

KOOL吸ってんのか

So he's smoking KOOL, huh

12： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:36:14.88 0 ID:

まあこれはセーフの範疇っぽいな

事後報告でうｐしてるのは吸い殻だし

This actually doesn't look like a problem.
And what this person uploaded is just the cigar butt.

104： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:52:34.53 0 ID:

>>12

事務所がセーフでもヲタがな

The agency might let it pass, but the wotas...

14： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:36:40.54 P ID:

KOOLかよ…

ダサっ

KOOL?...
So lame.

17： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:37:07.12 0 ID:

やっぱりツイッターってバカ発見機でしかないのかな？

So is Twitter just a baka finder after all?

18： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:37:15.87 0 ID:

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BPcg0VaCEAAU1Vq.jpg

175： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 15:08:51.36 0 ID:

>>18

可愛くねえｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

Sooooo not cute wwwwwwwwww

249： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 16:42:56.89 i ID:

>>18

ブスだからセーフじゃね

She's ugly so it's still safe

20： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:37:45.86 0 ID:

いろいろキモいわ

This is just so disgusting in many different ways

22： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:38:30.53 0 ID:

KOOLっつーところが若さ溢れるチョイスだな

Smoking something like KOOL makes it seem like he's overflowing with youth 

24： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:39:17.37 0 ID:

証拠ねえじゃんｗ

But there's no evidence w

26： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:40:02.72 0 ID:

どっかのおっさんのタバコだろｗ

It's probably just the cigar of some old man

27： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:40:33.70 0 ID:

タバコの吸殻ドアップで写ってるだけで信じちゃうやついるの？

Are there people who really believe the close-up of a cigarette butt like this?

30： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:40:50.12 0 ID:

相手がやばいな

垢削除に追い込まれそう

This person looks like she's in trouble.
She might be driven to the point where she has to delete her account.

32： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:40:58.32 0 ID:

筋肉野郎なのに喫煙者か

He's muscular but he's a smoker, huh

http://ikemen-sofutomaccho.cocolog-nifty.com/photos/uncategorized/2013/02/09/dsc_2362.jpg

37： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:41:43.64 0 ID:

結局バイト先も、すぐバレるパターンだろ

Isn't this another one of those cases in which the place where she works will get pinpointed soon enough?

43： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:42:33.95 0 ID:

えータバコ吸うのかよ　

ショックだ＞＜

Ehhh, so he smokes?
I'm shocked.

55： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:43:53.91 0 ID:

10代でブブカでタバコ吸ってた写真出ただろ山P

ドラマでも吸ってたシーンあったような

Bubka already took a photo of Yama-P smoking when he was still in his teens, right?
And I think I remember seeing him smoking in a drama.

http://www.tanteifile.com/geinou/scoop_2002/04/16_02/image/y02.jpg

57： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:44:18.25 0 ID:

祭りの予感

I've got a feeling that this will turn into a festival

62： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:45:01.35 0 ID:

全然問題ないだろ

I don't think there's a problem with this whatsoever

65： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:45:43.74 0 ID:

よりによって山Pかよｗ

山Pや滝沢のヲタはすごいのが揃ってるんだがこいつ大丈夫か？

Yama-P of all people? LOL
I know that Yamapi and Takizawa have all these 'amazing' wotas, so will this person be alright?

69： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:46:37.99 0 ID:

完全なアウトだろ

この店員大変だぞ

Yerrrr out!
This shop will be getting in trouble.

72： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:46:58.51 0 ID:

スマップも全員吸うんだって？

I heard that everyone in SMAP also smokes

186： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 15:15:13.21 0 ID:

>>72

木村と香取はタバコやめたはず

特に香取は卒煙して長い

I'm sure that Kimura and Katori have already quit.
Especially Katori, it's been a while since he quit smoking.

79： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:48:01.27 0 ID:

キチガイヲタが準備体操をしてるとこだろうな

I think the crazy wotas are all warming up now

82： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:48:30.88 0 ID:

よりによってKOOLって…山Pには失望されられたよ

赤ラークとかゴールデンバットだったら応援したのにな

KOOL, of all brands... Yamapi disappoints me.
I could have rooted for him if it was Red Lark or Golden Bat.

95： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:51:12.76 0 ID:

鬼女ってジャニヲタ多いんやろやべえな

There are a lot of Kijos* who are Jani-wotas, right? This is going to get ugly.

*鬼女 = Kijo, literally "demon woman" is the abbreviated form of 既婚女 "kikon josei" or "married woman", with a different kanji character used for "Ki". 鬼女板 "kijoita" or 既婚女性板 "kikon josei-ita" refers to the subsection on 2channel where the married women and housewives gather. They're notorious for being some of the meanest, most spiteful community on 2chan and will stop at nothing once they drive their target to a corner.

96： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:51:13.03 0 ID:

タバコすってるのは問題なし

問題なのはこいつが山Pの吸殻を手に入れたってことだな

There's no problem with smoking a cigar.
The problem here is that she was able to obtain Yamapi's cigar butt.

98： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:51:36.91 0 ID:

山Pは普通に吸いそうだわ違和感ない

But Yamapi has that image of a smoker, it's not awkward at all

101： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:51:45.28 0 ID:

店がばれたら

ジャニヲタの総攻撃が始まるのか

wktk

So the Jani-wotas will start their full-on attack once the shop has been determined, huh.
I'm looking forward to it.

106： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:52:55.27 0 ID:

ジャニヲタの世界では暗黙のルールみたいなのがあってこういうのは許してもらえないだろ

って知ってるおばちゃんが言ってた

But the Jani-wotas have this unwritten law where they don't allow things like this, right?
...Is what this old lady that I know said.

110： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:53:59.26 0 ID:

>>106

とうのジャニオタが一番ルール守ってないけどな

But the Jani-ota in question is the one who isn't following that rule the most

108： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:53:48.23 i ID:

社会的にも事務所的にもなんも問題なかろうが

ヲタの間で殺し合いだろうな

I don't think there will be any problems within society or the agency, but the wotas will be killing each other off now

109： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:53:54.65 0 ID:

山ちゃんって二十歳過ぎてんだろ

んじゃ無問題じゃねーの

バイトの女がキモイって話しならわかるが

But Yama-chan's over 20 so there's no problem here at all.
I do understand that this part-timer is gross though.

121： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:55:30.18 0 ID:

>>109

キモいつうか特定されそう

Gross, yeah, but I feel that they'll find out who she is

112： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:54:08.21 0 ID:

タバコ吸うのかよ

So he smokes tobacco?

119： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:55:08.60 0 ID:

>>112

ジャニーズってほぼ全員吸うよ

Almost everyone in Johnny's does

114： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 14:54:30.98 0 ID:

亀梨赤西も嵐は全員吸うよ

Kamenashi, Akanishi, and everyone in Arashi smokes

http://sky.ap.teacup.com/sea-love-c-p-j/timg/middle_1263360691.jpg

170： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 15:06:56.41 O ID:

鬼女さん新たな獲物やで

Looks like the kijos have a new prey

181： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 15:10:05.76 0 ID:

本当に山Pのかどうかよりもこういうのに突撃するのがジャニヲタだろ

I think the Jani-wotas won't care if it's really YamaPi's or not, they just want to attack this kind of girl

185： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 15:12:50.64 i ID:

仮にウソだったとしてもこのバイトがボコられるのはまず間違いない

Even if it was a lie, there's no doubt that this part-timer will get roughed up

192： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 15:20:52.61 0 ID:

あーあ

何でリスク犯してまで自慢したがるのかねえｗ

バイトが芸能人の私生活公開して辞めさせられたケースたくさんあったようなｗ

Ahh
Why do these people want to brag while putting themselves at risk in the process LOL
There have already been a lot of cases where a part-timer revealed a celebrity's personal life and was forced to quit, right?

205： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 15:40:46.09 0 ID:

玉木宏の後を追うのか

ニュース見てないんだなこの子

Will she follow in the footsteps of the Hiroshi Tamaki case? (Related post HERE) Doesn't this girl watch the news?

228： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 15:55:41.37 0 ID:

芸能人は六本木とかの会員制の店だけいってればいいんだよ

These celebrities should just go to the members-only places in Roppongi or something

248： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 16:20:00.67 0 ID:

山p 青山のバーで良く見かける

外国人の彼女といっつもイチャイチャしてる

I always see Yamapi at a bar in Aoyama. He's always acting lovey-dovey with his foreigner girlfriend.

250： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 16:44:19.99 0 ID:

これから山Ｐは二度とこの店に行かないんじゃないの？

山Ｐ好きなら、なぜ嫌われるような事をするのかね

変態すぎ

Maybe Yamapi won't be going to this store ever again, right?
Why would she do something that will get her hated if she likes Yamapi?
She's such a weirdo.

258： 名無し募集中。。。 2013/10/08(火) 17:45:53.41 0 ID:

山P煙草吸うのかよ

幻滅した嵐ファンになります

So Yamapi smokes, huh.
I'm devastated,
I'll become an Arashi fan from now on.

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