The carnage that the fake Koki Tanaka Twitter account left behind

1： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:23:46.08 ID:fvnpbbem

https://twitter.com/TANAKAK0UKI

@TANAKAK0UKI  1hr ago
I'm quitting KAT-TUN
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@TANAKAK0UKI  1hr ago
Pretending to be someone is the pits. That's what I think too. Those guys who create fake accounts of celebrities are the types who are bullied in school, I hope these scums will get arrested pronto.

RT: I'm looking forward to how long you'll be locked up for defamation. Just try to do your best until you manage to get out. I think the previous guy's sentence was 10 years.
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@TANAKAK0UKI  1hr ago
Then please tell me the color of your v@g!na. And when your monthly period starts.

RT: I'm not your fan. I'm a fan of the real Koki Tanaka from Johnny's
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@TANAKAK0UKI  1hr ago
You guys are my fans, right? Then to show your respect, reply to me with a picture of your v@g!nas uncensored.
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@TANAKAK0UKI  1hr ago
Noriko Sakai told me, "I know things will be difficult for you from now on, but please hang in there ok?" while giving me white powdery stuff... so what is this?
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@TANAKAK0UKI  2hr ago
Kazuya Kamenashi's phone number !(@$@#$&@&#
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@TANAKAK0UKI  2hr ago
Momoiro Clover Z? I've done it with everyone except with purple.
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@TANAKAK0UKI  2hr ago
I'm really grateful to all these replies that came. Respect! It looks like people don't want me to quit Twitter. But don't worry, I'll continue. Kay? This is fine, right?

3： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:25:19.15 ID:5xFnn65s

暴走しすぎやろwww

Must be on crack for going wild like that www

7： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:26:00.21 ID:kFlqufzp

草不可避

Can't hold in my laughter

9： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:26:19.37 ID:ZaRHgAi4

ちょっと無敵モード入ってんよ～

Wait a sec, he's in god-mode right now

14： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:27:21.22 ID:jYMxQ9Bo

これほっといたら事件起こすやろ
取り押さえちくり～

He'll probably commit some sort of crime if people leave him like this.
Catch him~

16： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:27:27.41 ID:dHUpsQ1p

http://i.imgur.com/dL0jZ3B.jpg

@kamelav_0223  18hr ago
Seriously now, stop doing these things while using Koki's name! RT
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@TANAKAK0UKI  22hr ago
Ahh~ I wanna kill Akiko Wada

@kamelav_0223   19hr ago
Hey, can I kill you---? Don't look down on Kame! Don't look down on Koki! Don't look down on KAT-TUN! SCUM! RT
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@TANAKAK0UKI   24hr ago
I'm selling pictures of Kazuya Kamenashi's d!ck for \3000

ジャニオタイライラでワロタ

LOL, the Jani-ota's irritated 

17： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:27:28.03 ID:JRKSijYW

偽物ってばれたからネタに走っただけだろ

People just found out he's fake so he just started trolling

22： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:27:58.14 ID:kCRwgJyJ

ゴリマン面白い

Goriman's funny

48： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:29:15.89 ID:IdkOuSoV

つうか剛力彩芽の中の人と一緒やな

It's the same person who also made that fake Gouriki account, right?

58： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:29:47.55 ID:SSzL5Z2i

>>48

剛力と田中は同一人物だった・・・？

So Gouriki and Tanaka are one and the same...?

https://twitter.com/G0URIKI/following

http://blog-imgs-57.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/goriman-1010.jpg

57： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:29:46.85 ID:G+7Nc74d

https://twitter.com/G0RIMAN

こいつ

This guy

http://blog-imgs-57.fc2.com/g/e/i/geitsuboo/goriman-tanaka.jpg

60： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:29:53.90 ID:OQks0hs8

ゴリマンフォローしてる所で察しろ

People should've already noticed it seeing how this account is following Goriman

63： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:30:18.40 ID:PRQd8aui

剛力のやつだね

Oh, the same guy as Gouriki

66： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:30:26.29 ID:IdkOuSoV

田中聖 ‏@TANAKAK0UKI 1分
僕はゲイです。自分の性的指向を隠し続けることのプレッシャーに耐えられず辞めてやろうと思った事もあります。
以前女性問題で何度か週刊誌に載った事がありますがアレは事務所による工作でそれと今回週刊誌に出回った例の画像も当時付き合ってた彼氏にリークされました。毎日が試練です
https://twitter.com/TANAKAK0UKI/status/388198553144672257 

@TANAKAK0UKI
I'm gay. I just can't take the pressure of hiding my sexual preference anymore, and I even thought of quitting. I've been in the tabloids numerous times before because of some alleged women problems, but that was all the work of my agency, and the picture now that came out in the tabloids was leaked by my former boyfriend. Everyday is a test for me.

75： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:30:48.84 ID:obBe+8zx

アカンこんなんで笑ってもうたｗ

Damn, I can't believe I laughed at something like this w

81： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:31:05.82 ID:R9yIb2h0

亀梨の番号晒してるけどどういうことや…

He even revealed Kamenashi's number, what's the deal here?...

84： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:31:18.84 ID:ZyCiS34u

この電話番号でググったら
剛力の偽アカウントのときも同じ番号つぶやいてる

I Googled this number, and Gouriki's fake account tweeted this number too

96： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:31:57.44 ID:nLduNRCm

>>84

あっ・・（察し）

Ah... (realizes something)

90： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:31:36.54 ID:hKKwZs+3

電話番号クソ笑った

LOLing at the phone number

93： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:31:49.71 ID:pECyhXYQ

返しがおもしろい

His replies are damn funny

103： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:32:15.40 ID:1k1qjpcX

ゲイなのにももクロ食うとかこれもうわかんねーな

He's gay yet he devoured MomoClo!? I don't understand it anymore.

106： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:32:28.09 ID:dguLz+uG

てか中身ゴリマンだったのかｗｗｗｗｗｗ

ネタセンス凄いよなこいつ

So it's all Goriman's doing? wwwwww

This guy's sense for jokes is amazing.

113： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:32:45.28 ID:VVG+Bhul

亀梨つながんねーぞ

Hey, I can't get through to Kamenashi

115： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:32:52.31 ID:MA8rKnfy

これ逮捕まであるやろｗ

This guy will probably be apprehended w

137： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:34:36.03 ID:ls9mHTxa

亀梨の番号かけて見たら変な奴が出てワロタ

I tried calling Kamenashi's number, and LOL'd that some strange guy answered the phone

142： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:34:43.19 ID:DHwy9Agc

ゴリマンなんて初めて聞いた

It's my first time hearing of Goriman

152： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:35:10.08 ID:7sheB9fP

>>142

有名人のなりすまししまくってる奴やで

剛力とか話題になったやろ

The guy who keeps pretending he's a celebrity.
You know, the one who became popular thanks to the Gouriki incident.

143： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:34:46.19 ID:x3rPlxol

田中聖 @TANAKAK0UKI 1分

お前ら俺のファンなんだろ？
まず無修正マ●コ画像をリプライで送るのが礼儀ってもんだろ？

ファーwｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

@TANAKAK0UKI
You guys are my fans, right? Then to show your respect, reply to me with a picture of your v@g!nas unedited.


FUUUUU wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

182： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:37:34.14 ID:1iJB5o4J

>>143

一理ある気がしてきた

It kind of feels like he has a point

294： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:47:15.62 ID:oRHFAWjO

>>143

やだ、カッコイイ

Oh my, how cool

381： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:56:30.81 ID:ZK8DZReO

>>143

これマジで２～３枚くらいは送られてきてそう

I seriously think that about 2 or 3 pictures were sent his way

409： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 19:01:17.30 ID:jLEq1ZAh

>>143

こいつゲイじゃなかったんですか…？

But isn't he gay...?

149： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:35:01.35 ID:ZyCiS34u

ジャニーズ法務部との戦争不可避

I don't think he can avoid a war with Johnny's legal department now

162： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:36:07.79 ID:IBgE0gao

田中聖でツイート検索したらジャニカス発狂しまくってるンゴ

When I tried searching for Koki Tanaka's tweets, all these Jani-kasus* are going crazy
* jani-kasu - derogatory term for jani-wota

165： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:36:22.11 ID:J2/I8oSg

こんな偽モンでもフォローワー２万越えってジャニすごいなやっぱ

So even a fake account like this gets 20,000 followers, huh? Johnny's really is amazing.

185： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:38:03.74 ID:wCb1innM

https://twitter.com/daisuki_kismy

★A***** @d***** 29秒

@TANAKAK0UKI キモいんだよ 本物の田中聖じゃねーだろ

★A***** @d***** 3分

@TANAKAK0UKI お前なんかのファンじゃねーよ 本物のジャニーズ事務所田中聖のファンだよ

マ●コ激おこプンプン丸でワロタｗｗｗｗｗ

★A***** @d***** 
@TANAKAK0UKI You're gross. You're not the real Koki Tanaka right?

★A***** @d***** 
@TANAKAK0UKI RT: I'm not your fan. I'm a fan of the real Koki Tanaka from Johnny's.


LOLing at how they're so pissed

204： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:39:35.37 ID:9HVb1lgM

>>185

本物ももうジャニーズ事務所の田中聖さんじゃないんだよなぁ…

Real Koki Tanaka from Johnny's? He's not with Johnny's anymore...

372： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:55:34.03 ID:zZCt2COw

>>185

草不可避

Can't stop laughing

189： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:38:17.53 ID:UnsPLffl

こういうのは止めてやれよ･･････ファンがかわいそうだろ。

Stop these things...... I feel sorry for the fans.

193： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:38:24.53 ID:odn1eH71

ジャニーズにケンカ売ったら本気で消されそうでこわい

I'm actually scared for his existence if he seriously goes at it with Johnny's

419： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 19:02:46.81 ID:a4G6NTcX

>>193

もうジャニーズじゃないから大丈夫だって安心しろよ

But Tanaka isn't from Johnny's anymore so it's alright. No need to worry.

208： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:39:48.90 ID:vVj5oLRy

剛力とジャニーズの差を見せつけられた感じ

It feels that the difference between Gouriki and Johnny's became evident with this

211： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:40:08.58 ID:Yl0yqi2r

謎のHISASHIフォロー
迷惑やからやめたれ

He's mysteriously following HISASHI.
It's a bother so just stop it.

219： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:40:50.93 ID:1iJB5o4J

@TANAKAK0UKI:

なりすましは最低だよな。俺もそう思う、大体そうやって芸能人の偽アカ作る奴は学校でイジめられてるクズ早く逮捕されたらいい

RT @e***** あなたがこの名誉毀損誹謗中傷で懲役何年になるか見ものですね。出てこられるまでせいぜい頑張ってね。前の人確か10年だったような。

こんなんに反応しちゃうあたりアホではあるな

@TANAKAK0UKI
Pretending to be someone is the pits. That's what I think too. Those guys who create fake accounts of celebrities are the types who are bullied in school, I hope these scums will get arrested pronto.

RT: I'm looking forward to how long you'll be locked up for defamation. Just try to do your best until you manage to get out. I think the previous guy's sentence was 10 years.


Reacting to something like this proves he's dumb.

222： 忍法帖【Lv=12,xxxPT】(1+0：12) 2013/10/10(木) 18:41:05.75 ID:YpnA7ZMQ

そりゃこんだけ好き勝手されたらファンも怒るよ 
ジャニオタ叩きたいだけろ 
Of course the fans will get mad if he keeps doing what he wants like this. He just obviously wants to bash the Jani-otas.

227： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:41:38.11 ID:VVG+Bhul

230： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:41:56.90 ID:EhHOKPH2

なりすましで懲役10年ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

さすがに盛りすぎやろ

10 years for faking an account wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

That's exaggerating it.

249： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:43:38.07 ID:erdYmvm2

モモクロ紫ヲタが切れてるｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

MomoClo's purple wotas are pissed off wwwwwwwww

257： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:44:36.16 ID:gF7FlKl9

>>249

あぁもうめちゃくちゃだよ

Ahhh, it's getting out of hand

274： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:45:33.88 ID:NYQHL4KR

>>249

そこは喜ぶとこじゃないのか（困惑）

But aren't you supposed to be happy about that? (confused)

275： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:45:39.79 ID:V78k3sNV

>>249

むしろ喜ぶべきなんだよなぁ

We're supposed to be happy about that

281： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:46:12.76 ID:HCnIeVUi

田中のことはどうでもいいだろうが、
現メンバーのあることないこと書いたらジャニーズはヤバいやろな

Never mind about Tanaka, but writing stuff about the current members might cause him some trouble with Johnny's

283： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:46:15.58 ID:xKtVALKF

★A*****;@*****16分

@TANAKAK0UKI きもいお前死ねお前のせいだジャニーズから田中聖をいなくさせたのは

ファッ！？

@TANAKAK0UKI You're gross. Die. It's you're fault that Koki Tanaka was removed from Johnny's.

FU!?

291： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:46:53.91 ID:UnsPLffl

>>283

ヒェ～ッｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

Hyeee~~wwwwwwwwwwww

298： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:47:28.33 ID:ceAUA5jW

>>283

順番が違うんだよなあ

Looks like the order's mixed up

333： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 18:51:01.98 ID:+B6L7aJK

ワロタ

LOL

347： イカ焼けばチンコ 2013/10/10(木) 18:52:21.54 ID:odn1eH71

この電話番号の中の人は何者なんだろう
無関係だったらそれこそ訴えられそう

I wonder who the owner of this phone number is.
If the owner is unrelated then he should really be sued for this.

426： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 19:03:40.14 ID:r7cZlZ72

くっそ面白いんやけど
本人ならファンになるわ

I actually found it goddamn funny.
If it was really him then I'd become his fan.

428： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 19:03:56.54 ID:bN3rdpIK

すぐ下ネタに走るあたり芸が無いなぁ

He lacks skills for suddenly resorting to these dirty jokes

475： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 19:13:17.01 ID:VtOTnABz

剛力のときは
本田翼ちゃんとタバコなうってツイートはおもしろかったわ

I laughed when he was still using the Gouriki account and tweeted:

"Tobacco NAU* with Tsubasa Honda-chan"
*comes from the English word "now", means that she is currently smoking tobacco with Tsubasa Honda. 

481： 風吹けば名無し 2013/10/10(木) 19:13:49.39 ID:jezGcR+5

Twitterとかいうなんでもありの無法地帯

Twitter: The lawless grounds where anything goes

Original Thread
http://hayabusa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/livejupiter/1381397026/

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