Hitoshi Matsumoto at R100's completion screening: "I have now established the Matsumoto brand"

1： 三毛猫φ ★ 2013/09/24(火) 21:25:55.89 ID:???0

The screening event for Downtown's Hitoshi Matsumoto's latest movie R100 was held in Tokyo on the 24th. 

Matsumoto comments:
"We've been screening it in various places, and it's been a hit everywhere."
"You can't go wrong with this. That's why I'm certain that this will be a hit here today as well."

"I'm not aiming for comedy in my movies, but I think I have been able to establish the 'Matsumoto brand', a world never before seen."
"I want people to watch my movie without any sort of strange bias."

When his movie was screened at the 38th Toronto International Film Festival:
"It's an honor as a director that everyone enjoyed my movie, but it really made me realize that I have to be serious in everything that I do."

Matsumoto also said that he was moved by the reactions of the foreigners. 
"The Japanese people should also sit more on the edge of their seats. The screen won't be jumping out at you, but I hope it becomes a bit "3D" where the audience are the ones jumping out of their seats."

Source: http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20130924-00000320-oric-ent

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(Related post about R100 HERE; about Hitoshi Matsumoto HERE)

5： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:26:57.53 ID:ZDssvpL4O

じわじわくる

This slowly gets to you

8： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:28:02.86 ID:lpWOZ+qM0

こんな松ちゃんみたくなかった

I didn't want to see Macchan like this

9： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:28:02.54 ID:sr7kNhrf0

3Dに関していつも何か言ってるな

全然面白くないけど

He always says something about 3D.
It's always off the mark though.

10： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:28:08.13 ID:BJCLLxZw0

恥ずかしいw

Well now, that's embarrassing w

15： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:32:28.93 ID:nsxp8ruz0

世界中に松本ブランドは浸透し始めている（震え声

The Matsumoto brand is starting to infiltrate the world (trembling voice)

http://prtimes.jp/i/1622/1/resize/5077b9e82a073cfce7fb2b9f6550ce00.JPG

20： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:34:15.29 ID:KG7BK9AJi

松本ブランドとか自分で言うの恥ずかしすぎる…

Isn't saying something like "Matsumoto brand" yourself embarrassing...?

25： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:35:37.55 ID:Ybybcr6k0

初動でいかに稼ぐかがポイントだな。時間が立てば地雷映画ってバレるから。

テレビCMでもほとんど映画のシーン使われないのは、配給会社よく分かってるよね、っていう

I think the initial turnout will be crucial for him. People will discover that this movie is like a landmine as time passes by. I think the distributing company really knew that when they didn't use a lot of scenes for the TV commercial.

30： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:37:34.12 ID:nSJGfdki0

小手先で奇をてらってるようなイメージしかない

見てないから何も言えんけど　

でも多分DVDになっても見ないだろうな

The only impression I get here is that he keeps using these cheap tricks to make it seem eccentric.
Well, I'm not the one to say this since I haven't seen it yet.
But I don't think I'll watch it even if it comes out on DVD.

32： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:38:27.14 ID:l8JdDIoe0

しんぼるはCUBE、R100はアイズワイドシャットを薄くぱくった感じだな

Symbol felt like it lightly took inspiration from Cube, while R100 feels like a bland copy of Eyes Wide Shut.

75： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:54:39.60 ID:Dwc/bBsT0

>>32

アイズワイドシャットをパクるなんて

あれをきちんと消化できるのは、

余程の巨匠じゃないと無理だろ。

パクってもいいが、間違いなく

薄っぺらい作品になる。

I feel that only true master directors have the ability to pull off an Eyes Wide Shut copy.
There's no problem with me in getting inspiration and copying stuff, but it will undoubtedly become bland and just pale in comparison to the original.

34： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:39:24.86 ID:nLZCYgFt0

★まっつん

「『大日本人』、海外ではすごいロングランしてますし、ぶっちゃけ海外ではすごい評価を受けている。

現実は

↓↓↓

Big Man Japan （大日本人）

最高劇場数5館

全米興行収入 $40,794米興行収入 $40,794

全米の興行収入たったの400万円ｗｗｗ

Mattsun
"Dai Nipponjin is a long-running movie overseas, and honestly it's being recognized greatly there."

In reality
↓↓↓
Big Man Japan (Dai Nipponjin)
Widest release: 5 theaters
Total Gross: $40,796 domestically in the US


That's just \4 million in the US www

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=weekend&id=bigmanjapan.htm

81： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:56:45.87 ID:Zo5ETZXn0

>>34

うわぁ・・・

Uwaa...

100： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:02:40.83 ID:mgCgMNyq0

>>34

別に外国で公開してコケても仕方ないと思う

でも、松本監督のように盛大にコケてるものを大好評と自称してしまうと話は別だｗ

I think it can't be helped even if it flops overseas.
But it's a different story if you're like director Matsumoto and brag that it was a hit even though it actually flopped so hard.

106： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:05:30.56 ID:gCrg3wYe0

>>34

おいおいw

Hey, hey w

35： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:41:50.95 ID:S3bkLJMc0

全米が泣いた

This moved the whole US to tears

43： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:45:29.01 ID:fqmqrSZi0

今の松ちゃんは日本映画界最高のピエロ

Macchan right now is the best clown in the Japanese Movie Industry

53： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:48:59.65 ID:hWg2GSWJ0

松本はいつになったら現実と向き合うんだ。

I wonder when Matsumoto will be able to face reality

55： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:49:07.33 ID:bf5ZmYtJ0

松本ブランドって・・・

DVD版「大日本人」amazonの中古価格１円からの特売価格ですやん

Matsumoto brand...?
But the 2nd hand DVD version of Dai Nipponjin is on sale on Amazon for \1.

60： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:50:48.66 ID:S3bkLJMc0

レンタルで100円で見るのと訳が違うのだから

1800円出しても見たいと思えるものを作らないと

This is a whole different story from renting something for \100.
You have to make a movie that will make people want to watch it, even if they have to shell out \1,800.

62： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:51:17.93 ID:l0/LU7t30

オワタこの人(´・ω・｀)

This man's done for (´・ω・｀)

69： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:53:49.33 ID:KIsCFCsa0

いつもこれはすごいことになるみたいな大袈裟なコメントしてはコケてるイメージ

My impression of him is that he always exaggerates and says, "This'll be something spectacular", but always flops

70： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:53:51.76 ID:jvVLIG2eO

映画というより長編コントだからな

大日本人は全部見るのはかなり苦痛の時間だった

It's more of a long comedy skit rather than a movie.
Sitting through the entire length of Dai Nipponjin was such a pain in the head.

http://pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/200712/04/79/a0010479_20314960.jpg

74： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:54:26.97 ID:2Yo76t6I0

まっちゃんに半沢直樹の感想を聞いてみたい

I want to hear what Macchan has to say about Hanzawa Naoki

84： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 21:59:39.24 ID:cUjOkTFI0

“松本ブランド”みたいなものができていると思う

Well, I do think that he has established some sort of "Matsumoto brand"

87： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:00:02.13 ID:f6Bb8Tsr0

バラエティ番組のDVDで儲けて映画で浪費するスタイルだからな

要は道楽よ、監督ぅ～ってチヤホヤされたいだけだからいいんだよコケても

Well, he's just using his earnings from the variety show DVD sales to fund his movie.
The point here is it's like a hobby to him, he just wants to be called "Director~" so it's alright if his movies are flops.

90： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:00:46.73 ID:nLZCYgFt0

番組冒頭(カンヌ前)

「もし世界に認められたらすごいことですよ。日本の笑いにとっていいことですよ。受けなかったら地獄ですよ」

番組終盤（カンヌで上映後）

「第一回監督作品にそこまで言うかね・・・」

「俺が人の映画批判するのと、おまえらが俺の映画批判するのは

全く違う。誰やねんおまえ。フランス人に何が分かるかボケ」

「まあどこ行っても勝手な評論する奴がおるのはしょうがないですけどね。僕もやってきたことですし。 ただ、俺がお前を評論すんのとお前が俺を評論すんのは全然ちゃうけどな！！とは思うてますけどね。俺は言う権利はあるぞ！お前が俺を言う権利は全く無いけどな！！とは思うてますけどね（キレ気味）」

At the beginning of the program (before screening at Cannes)
"It'll be an amazing feat if it gets recognized by the rest of the world. It'll just be positives for the Japanese comedy industry. But it'll be hell if it doesn't get a good response."

At the end of the program (after the screening at Cannes)
"Do they really have to say something like that to a first-time director..."

"Me dissing other people's movies is different from you guys dissing my movies. Who the hell do you think you are? What do French people know, you blockheads."

"Well, it can't be helped that there are always people who make critiques as they please. I've also done that. But it's different when I'm critiquing you and when you're critiquing me!! Well, that's what I think. I have the right to say things, but you don't have the right to say anything!! -- is what I think though." (seemingly angrily)

93： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:01:16.57 ID:1zTmx6U/0

自分で褒めてまわりはみんなそれに頷く状況

完全に裸の王様だな

He praises it himself while the people around him just nod along with him.

Totally like The Emperor's New Clothes.

http://img5.blogs.yahoo.co.jp/ybi/1/87/fc/takashidoing0826/folder/1329452/img_1329452_47110157_1?1180354347

96： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:02:03.31 ID:DU/ili010

さや侍も30分なら面白かったな　映画無理だろこの人

Saya Zamurai would have been good if it was only 30 minutes long. This person hopelessly can't do movies.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh92icy3vYDoTF4MjGcHxdbE-s3VSRs2XzCPW2aeIV_qs7AK9zIr6qMhgsZ8u4EIU1T3RoiSgXJ8xYMK78mobL1uzr_8Z6gLBSv4toCmGMsyO8MzCFmQCRKQuM2p3OCn0VzjparNCFRRxaN/s1600/%25E7%2584%25A1%25E9%25A1%258C.bmp

104： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:04:59.20 ID:cUjOkTFI0

>>96

今までの3作品、武に30分ごとに編集してもらえばちょっとは見れるかも。

そんな仕事はやるはずないが…

If they edited his 3 previous movies down to 30 minutes apiece then I think it'll be watchable.
But I think there's no way he'll do something like that.

101： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:04:26.56 ID:wlju8Pc60

これだけ恵まれた環境で映画作れる監督なんて滅多にいないわなｗ

それだけに、結果は完全に自分の能力への評価なんだけど・・・

But it's rare for any director to be able to make a movie under these blessed circumstances w
But whatever the result is entirely the assessment of your own abilities.

108： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:06:39.75 ID:SWCqrIDVO

松本 楽しませてくれた芸人だっただけに 悲しいわ

To think that Matsumoto was a comedian who really gave me enjoyment. This is sad.

111： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:09:13.69 ID:J+abdQJj0

松本ほんと寒いことになっちゃったな

ごっつの頃松本の自画自賛に関してほとんど誰も反論なかったけど

映画に関してはクソつまんねえって思ってるのが大半だわ

Matsumoto's really become such a sad person.
Almost no one critiqued Matsumoto when he praised himself during Gottsu, but the majority actually thought that his movies are damn boring.

114： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:10:52.68 ID:cunZnih+0

「俺の周りに本当にYesマンっておらへんからな」

"There really isn't a Yes-man around me".

123： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:15:33.31 ID:hGXiW8H70

>>114

取巻き「Yes」

Procession: "Yes"

120： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:15:00.57 ID:eKikNBED0

そもそも、松本人志って映画を作るを好きじゃなさそうなんだが…、

自分がほめられたい、評価されたいって道具に使ってるだけで。

I don't think Hitoshi Matsumoto himself likes making movies...
I feel he's just using it so that people will praise him and recognize his abilities.

125： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:15:42.38 ID:SP6GMhi3O

大日本人のハリウッドリメイクってどうなったの？

まっちゃんかなり調子こいて浮かれてたけど

What happened to the Hollywood remake of Dai Nipponjin?
Macchan was so pumped and excited about it, right?

128： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:19:01.31 ID:cUjOkTFI0

>>125

ないよ、そんなのｗ

There's no such thing w

126： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:17:11.52 ID:bZdI4yZq0

品川がそれなりに成功して松本が失敗続きってのも映画って分からんもんだな

色々才能考えれば品川よりありそうなのに

You really can't predict the movie world, especially how Shinagawa has relatively had some success compared to Matsumoto who's kept on making failures.
But if you just consider their different talents, Matsumoto just seems to be superior to him in those aspects.

http://news-susume.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wUPNWfsBl5PK9r8_9WEOs_6.jpeg

130： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:19:09.73 ID:+V77ZYK80

>>126

品川は良くも悪くも時代に合わせて作ってる、突出したものにはならんけど

訳分からんってものにもならんだろう

Be it for the good or the bad, but Shinagawa makes his movies in accordance to what's going on with the times, but that doesn't make his works stand out. Then again, what he does isn't something that will make you confused.

127： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:17:59.16 ID:1zTmx6U/0

松本ブランドワロタ

まっつんの笑いのセンスは衰えてないな

Matsumoto brand, LOL
Damn, Mattsun still hasn't lost his comedic sense yet. 

132： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:19:44.26 ID:+CiM3RKi0

海外の上映で本当に客笑ってるの？失笑とかじゃなくて？

大日本人見たとき誰も笑ってなかったんだけど

Did the people really laugh when it was shown overseas? Didn't they snicker, or something like that kind of reaction?
No one laughed though when I went to see Dai Nipponjin.

142： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:22:17.01 ID:YPtZx9rW0

もういいよｗｗｗ

Just stop already www

159： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:27:50.70 ID:Fxq0TNdW0

松ちゃん

行く方向間違ってるよ

Macchan,
You seem to have taken the wrong path.

162： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:28:44.53 ID:nKirvj8V0

松本普段忙しいのによく映画とる時間があるよな

感心するわ

Matsumoto's normally busy, I'm amazed he has the time to film a movie.
I'm impressed.

170： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:32:21.26 ID:vC6QDSBX0

>>162

ダウンタウンの番組なんて二本撮りとかだろ

むしろ暇多いと思うが

But Downtown's shows are filmed 2 at a time, right?
I actually think he has a lot of free time.

172： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:33:05.67 ID:WF5rZj490

まあでも好きにすればいいんじゃないかな

オレは全く関心すらねえし見ねえだろうけど

見る人が楽しめればいいだろ

But I guess we can just let him do as he pleases.
I'm not interested at all, and I probably won't be watching it. But if the ones who decide to watch enjoy it, then that's fine as it is.

187： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:40:57.86 ID:nR6k9T1Y0

これ早く見たい

俺の中ではラストチャンス

I can't wait to watch this.
This is the last chance I'm giving him.

190： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:42:25.10 ID:19DQIlY70

大日本人もしんぼるも途中までは結構面白かったぞ

叩かれるような出来ではない

ただ最後でいつもコケル

Dai Nipponjin and Symbol were actually pretty good until midway.
They weren't on a level where they should be bashed.
But his movies always trips towards the end.

231： 名無しさん＠恐縮です 2013/09/24(火) 22:55:46.90 ID:Xlhr5iHW0

あーあ

この人結局何やっても自画自賛する人に落ちぶれちゃったんだな・・・

Oh man.
He seems to have fallen down to the point where just praises himself in whatever he does...

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